social vegan posted:

Every time he went quail man was a reminder his heads too big to get the belt round his throat

Avshalom posted:

this is the worst thread on something awful and i want to stick it up my vagina, not in an erotic way but so it can be dissolved into nutrients and make me ever stronger, larger, swifter and more powerful in combat

Kavak posted:

Why would a poo poo thread improve your combat ability?

mind the walrus posted:

The rare 6-up.

Baxter posted:

so that's what Brian Boitano would do.

Avshalom posted:

this is the worst thread on something awful and i want to stick it up my vagina, not in an erotic way but so it can be dissolved into nutrients and make me ever stronger, larger, swifter and more powerful in combat

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

You okay there?

Robot Randy posted:

my work has an ancient co2 tank in the shitter and every time im dropping a deuce i fixate on the likelihood that its going to explode and vaporize me, leaving only my shoes and a turd with a perfect curl

Volume posted:

Avshalom posted:

this is the worst thread on something awful and i want to stick it up my vagina, not in an erotic way but so it can be dissolved into nutrients and make me ever stronger, larger, swifter and more powerful in combat

Avshalom posted:

this is the worst thread on something awful and i want to stick it up my vagina, not in an erotic way but so it can be dissolved into nutrients and make me ever stronger, larger, swifter and more powerful in combat

FactsAreUseless posted:

There's an entire forum of just Star Citizen threads.

Stuntman posted:

The part where you crossposted into this thread about how totally not mad you are.

D1E posted:

If you're a PC gamer and really impatient just go to Best Buy after work today and $60 worth of PSN store credit gift cards, then go home and set it up and pre-order No Man's Sky from the PSN Store. It'll pre-load and download the 1.03 patch. You can start playing right at midnight Eastern.

Play with that until Friday, then pull out the PS4's hard drive and connect it to your PC and format it, put it back in the PS4, pack it all back up and return it to Best Buy. When one of those Geek Squad nerds at the Customer Service desk hears you say that it didn't work and you just want a refund, they'll plug it in and test it but since you wiped the hard drive it won't boot. Guaranteed refund.

That's what I'm doing.

no they will not posted:

me: Hello, I bought some grapes from here the other day, but the grapes were gone off. I threw out the grapes because they were so bad, and I lost my receipt, but I did buy the grapes from here. Can I please have some replacement grapes?
shop assistant: Oh, that's no problem at all. I just need to talk to my manager, and you can have some more grapes for free.
me:

BWV posted:

i hope the cops keep on only opening one window on one side and he keeps on dodging. it would suck if they opened two so he couldn't slide by

Your Gay Uncle posted:

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/florida-man-convicted-in-road-rage-death-shot-and-killed-after-roadside-confrontation/

Florida Man who killed someone in a road rage confrontation is killed in a road rage confrontation!

Danger posted:

This is simply the ritual wherein the title of Florida Man is past on. This man will go on to sell meth out of a radioflyer and attempt paying for sex with pepsi max points until he too is killed in a road rage incident and the duty is past on.

Data Graham posted:

The Dread Pirate Cletus

Solice Kirsk posted:

As it has been, so it shall be. Florida Man is dead, long live Florida Man.

Dildomancer posted:

We're using a platinum-catalyzed polymerization reaction between two synthetic compounds, along with some embedded petrochemical dyes and europium-based phosphorescent crystals. The process involves briefly removing all the air from around the components and curing can be accelerated with a heat gun, both powered by a continent-spanning electrical grid. The raw materials come from every corner of the Earth: hydrocarbons, silica, wood, clay, precious metals, shipped by transports traveling faster than anyone could dream of moving two lifetimes ago. Facilitated by a worldwide network that transmits information at the speed of light, all of these components are prepared, packaged, and then shipped to arrive at our door just as they're needed.

And then we stick it up our butts.

BiggerBoat posted:

Vintersorg posted:

What a trash movie.

Also this movie was decent...

Umm...

"Decent Trash?"

What are you saying here?

The_Rob posted:

It's just how people review movies now. This movie was poorly shot, written and directed. But it was a good movie 4 out of 5

Kurui Reiten posted:

How is it hard to wait for a day until F4SE is updated, though?

staberind posted:

What if its not?
what if they decide to take a break?
How hard is it to realise that you have a greatly developed sense of entitlement?
The great thing is, because of that entitlement, you are likely to melt down spectacularly.
I'll be keeping an eye on you kiddo.
they are not employed by valve, bethesda or steam. they are updating quickly because they are awesome doodz.
This does not affect me so dramatically, as I mentioned above, But its frustrating that we don't actually have a choice when it updates/breaks.
on the one hand, its great that they update every few days, as we can assume that maybe a glaring bug might be fixed, but you can see the downside.

Gobblecoque posted:

"Hey guys maybe just take a break from Fallout for a day until stuff is updated"

"You ENTITLED PIECE OF poo poo"

Jose posted:

my good local indian takeaway has become fully poo poo

Guavanaut posted:

That's what generally happens the next day.

Midnight Voyager posted:

Context: For some people, Steam auto-updates Fallout 4 no matter what their settings on auto-update are. Updates break the Fallout 4 Script Extender, but it updates rapidly.

zoux posted:

Van Dis posted:

In response to an unclear review of the recent comic book movie:

RoryBlank posted:

Oh, there is so much sadness in the world.
All the sad buddies trying to hurt eachother instead of knowing kindness and friendship.
Oh. Why do they do this? They act out of fear?

But what's this? A little buddy, a soft little pal here to save the day and tell everyone that friendship is real.

Here they are. Look at them go.







Do you believe in kindness?

Linux Pirate posted:

"Did he fire six barks or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Mastiff, the most powerful handpup in the world and would bork your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, pupper?

Volume posted:

Outrail posted:

I don't know where 'pupper' came from but the word makes me irrationally mad for some reason.

NTT posted:

i enjoy dogge, and keep pupper and doggo on the same plane of 'lesser, but acceptable in a pinch'

Travis343 posted:

What about Pupster.

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

You okay there?

Tatum Girlparts posted:

So uh, hey kid, wanna talk about how school's going?

Outrail posted:

I don't know where 'pupper' came from but the word makes me irrationally mad for some reason.

Tiggum posted:

"Pupper" is fine in text, but you can't say it in real life because it sounds too much like "papa".