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Don't lie Donald. We know you're the one who poo poo in the bus toilet. It was when you were finalizing the permits to found NAMBLA
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:32 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 04:09 |
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The price Trump pays to his hair stylist to disguise his male pattern baldness pales in comparison to what he pays his pube stylist to hide his inverted penis.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:34 |
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His penis is actually so short that he can't use a urinal unaided. He carries with him a little golden trough that he has to place beneath his weiner so that his pee doesn't just dribble down his legs. He puts the other end in the urinal and just sort of waits there and also he curses a lot under his breath because even with the trough some of the pee still dribbles onto his pants/shoes. I asked him why he doesn't just sit down to pee and he answered that he "wasn't a human being."
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:41 |
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Applewhite posted:His penis is actually so short that he can't use a urinal unaided. He carries with him a little golden trough that he has to place beneath his weiner so that his pee doesn't just dribble down his legs. He puts the other end in the urinal and just sort of waits there and also he curses a lot under his breath because even with the trough some of the pee still dribbles onto his pants/shoes. Anyone in elder care knows that this is a very real possibility.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:45 |
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Trump won't release his tax returns because he doesn't want to reveal the $50,000,000 transfer from the Clinton Foundation to "bring down the Republican Party from the inside."
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:45 |
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Applewhite posted:Donald Trump's penis is actually very short and ugly. I saw it once at the urinal. He was doing a campaign tour and his campaign bus had to stop at the James Fenimore Cooper rest area on the New Jersey Turnpike at the same time as me. He couldn't use the bathroom on the bus because"someone else" had poo poo in it so much that it had overflowed. How did it taste
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:54 |
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man this thread is bad, it definitely belongs in the trash
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:56 |
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I was eating lunch at Wendy's when Donald Trump walked up and started eating my fries. Then he said "You can tell your friends about this, but nobody will believe you." Then he laughed and walked away.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:00 |
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Applewhite posted:Trump won't release his tax returns because he doesn't want to reveal the $50,000,000 transfer from the Clinton Foundation to "bring down the Republican Party from the inside." Is this true
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:31 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Is this true
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:34 |
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I think they airbrushed trump in
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:38 |
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/08/11/trump-tower-climber-identified.html Which one of the goons with a trump avatar is this? quote:
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:45 |
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I haven't seen any rickrolls in a while, OP. I think you may be a retro trend-setting genius.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 18:46 |
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Filthy Hans posted:I haven't seen any rickrolls in a while, OP. I think you may be a retro trend-setting genius. You know I've been hearing other Rick Astley songs playing at the grocery stores in my city? That internet meme made some singer no one remembered anymore millions of new dollars.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:29 |
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:30 |
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:55 |
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Archival footage of Trump founding NAMBLA
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 19:58 |
hey guys someone told me Donald Trump donated to NAMBLA is that true
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:04 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I think they airbrushed trump in Wow they still looked like people and not shambling corpses in this pic.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:07 |
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Psh call me when the Enquirer runs this story
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:13 |
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Eonwe posted:hey guys someone told me Donald Trump donated to NAMBLA is that true http://www.snopes.com/trump-did-not-donate-to-nambla/
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:37 |
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Eonwe posted:hey guys someone told me Donald Trump donated to NAMBLA is that true I'd heard that, yeah. People are definitely saying it
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:44 |
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Who are you going to trust, official NAMBLA archives or some website?
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:45 |
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if he didn't do it why won't he deny it HMMMM
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:49 |
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I'll believe what I want about whatever it is whenever I want to, and I don't need a website or NAMBLA to tell me how to do it! TRUMP 2016!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:54 |
Al Cowens posted:I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in Fort Lauderdale yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 01:49 |
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Once, Donald Trump fell down an up escalator at the mall. He was falling for over fifteen minutes and poo poo himself while he fell, but he paid the mall a million dollars to hush the whole thing up.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 02:18 |
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WitchFetish posted:Wait, I thought it was considered unprogressive to shame people for their sexual preferences, what gives? You are dumb as hell and a bigot is what's going on. Even if this is a troll its a stupid thing people are nodding along with.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 02:27 |
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Donald Trump can't have founded NAMBLA since they're not bankrupt yet.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 02:29 |
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barely knew her
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 02:30 |
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Donald Trump literally also founded the KKK
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 02:32 |
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Trump's entire fortune actually rests on an uncalled poker bluff from back in the 1970's when he bet five million dollars on a hand using an IOU, then announced "I'm going to grab a cup of coffee real quick, but that's a tremendous hand I'm about to play!" and never came back. He financed his company using the bluff as collateral, promising that, as soon as the hand was called, he would redeem the five million. He keeps the hand of cards in a vault beneath Trump Tower, still uncalled to this day.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 02:34 |
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Applewhite posted:Trump's entire fortune actually rests on an uncalled poker bluff from back in the 1970's when he bet five million dollars on a hand using an IOU, then announced "I'm going to grab a cup of coffee real quick, but that's a tremendous hand I'm about to play!" and never came back. He financed his company using the bluff as collateral, promising that, as soon as the hand was called, he would redeem the five million. genius
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 02:35 |
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The Sphinxster posted:You are dumb as hell and a bigot is what's going on. Nice meltd I oval office even
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 02:36 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:How much did he pay you Like all who provide services to Drumpf, he got stiffed
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 02:48 |
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psychokitty posted:Nice meltd Are you sure you didn't want to screencap my custom text in a strange attempt to shame me?
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 02:48 |
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The Sphinxster posted:Are you sure you didn't want to screencap my custom text in a strange attempt to shame me? I don't have the ener
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 03:03 |
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Applewhite posted:Trump's entire fortune actually rests on an uncalled poker bluff from back in the 1970's when he bet five million dollars on a hand using an IOU, then announced "I'm going to grab a cup of coffee real quick, but that's a tremendous hand I'm about to play!" and never came back. He financed his company using the bluff as collateral, promising that, as soon as the hand was called, he would redeem the five million. This is probably true and amazing.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 03:04 |
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I'm not saying Donald Trump is a necrophiliac, just that I can find no proof he's sexually satisfied a living woman.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 03:14 |
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I hear many people saying this is true.
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