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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I've been told that you don't actually need lawyers, you can just solve everything by professional wrestling match.

Look it up, its the constitution.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:30

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StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Lastgirl posted:

America is already great

my controversial statement

counterpoint: Donald Trump is a candidate for president

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:30

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Eonwe posted:

america owns. well, except for the south. and the midwest.

its time we had a national conversation about splitting those states from the actual US

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:31

mango sentinel: Jan 5, 2001; by sebmojo

Eonwe posted:

america owns. well, except for the south. and the midwest.

Hey now! The food down here is great at least.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:31

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

mango sentinel posted:

Hey now! The food down here is great at least.

could be better though, just sayin

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:32

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

mango sentinel posted:

Hey now! The food down here is great at least.

the advantage of the south over the Midwest I guess

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:32

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

The First Amendment prohibits the establishment of a state religion or impeding the free exercise of religion. Taxing religions violates the latter, taxing different religions at different rates also violates the former.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:33

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Darkman Fanpage posted:

lmao when mark foley tendered his resignation it was to dennis hastert

Its almost too perfect.

Also the fact both were anti-child abuse crusaders in the house really adds a creepy layer to an already creepy story.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:33

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Ostentatious posted:

nihilism is cool

ehh its so 90s

i prefer narcissistic irony nowadays

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:34

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Many people are saying that Donald Trump is the NAMBLA MVP (Most Valuable Pedophile), I don't know. I wouldn't say that. People say that. I hear it. I said it. I would say that. I don't know.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:34

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

Or at least that's what Robert Morrow told me.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:36

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

pseudorandom name posted:

The First Amendment prohibits the establishment of a state religion or impeding the free exercise of religion. Taxing religions violates the latter, taxing different religions at different rates also violates the former.

right, just like the guarantee of freedom of the press requires making newspaper offices tax-exempt

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:35

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

mango sentinel posted:

Hey now! The food down here is great at least.

oh I agree. I live in TX, we have some good food.

the cities generally are pretty cool, its just the rest of the south that is poo poo

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:36

gret: Dec 12, 2005; goggle-eyed freak

MariusLecter posted:

Trump: 25% of a homes cost is regulation

loving support beams, safety materials and non lead based bullshit

I think there are studies out there that zoning (esp. low density zoning) significantly increase the cost of housing.

Who knows what the gently caress Trump means though.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:36

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Montasque posted:

Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

Or at least that's what Robert Morrow told me.

hmm, I'm not sure about this. Top advisors have told me he donated to NAMBLA, so I don't know if he is interested in ladies. Who knows though, thats just what advisors told me.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:37

WorldIndustries: Dec 21, 2004

Slate Action posted:

Apparently today is Double Down Day.

https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/763815314261962753

mbison.gif

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:37

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Eonwe posted:

hmm, I'm not sure about this. Top advisors have told me he donated to NAMBLA, so I don't know if he is interested in ladies. Who knows though, thats just what advisors told me.

Ivanka begs to differ

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:37

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Montasque posted:

Donald Trump raped a 13 year old boy.

Or at least that's what Robert Morrow told me.

fixed to keep Trump's NAMBLA MVP position

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:37

Bruteman: Apr 15, 2003; Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

StashAugustine posted:

this is why my ideal election ends up with the beltway lined with the crucified bodies of trump supporters like loving spartacus

I'd be ok with it ending up for Trump like Kevin McCarthy at the end of "UHF," personally.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:37

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Lastgirl posted:

its time we had a national conversation about splitting those states from the actual US

The Midwest is literally the actual US you degenerate

Like if someone not from here thinks of America and they don't think of our 2 intl cities they are imagining the Midwest

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:37

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Hillary has her own problems. Like the time she and Bill helped the CIA run drugs and MK Ultra sex slaves out of Arkansas during the 1980s.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:38

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Oiled and Ready posted:

The Midwest is literally degenerates

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:38

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Montasque posted:

Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

Or at least that's what Robert Morrow told me.

It does explain why he won't disavow Foley. Foley has too much on him. (At least on can hope)

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:38

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Oiled and Ready posted:

you degenerate

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:39

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

Oiled and Ready posted:

The Midwest is literally the actual US you degenerate

Like if someone not from here thinks of America and they don't think of our 2 intl cities they are imagining the Midwest

nobody thinks about the midwest, ever

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:38

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

Someone just needs to ask Trump if he donated to NAMBLA. His answer would be along the lines of "Hey, I donate money to a lot of people" and we'd have a news cycle

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:39

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Montasque posted:

Hillary has her own problems. Like the time she and Bill helped the CIA run drugs and MK Ultra sex slaves out of Arkansas during the 1980s.

hosed up if true

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:39

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Eonwe posted:

oh I agree. I live in TX, we have some good food.

the cities generally are pretty cool, its just the rest of the south that is poo poo

Texmex
Barbecue
Sushi
Tacos
(Chicken fried) Steak

The Texas food groups

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:40

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Oiled and Ready posted:

The Midwest is literally the actual US you degenerate

Like if someone not from here thinks of America and they don't think of our 2 intl cities they are imagining the Midwest

See this is why America has a bad name.

MadJackal fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Aug 11, 2016

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:40

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

everyone knows the pacific northwest owns

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:40

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Did Trump just ask a room full of evangelicals for help with the Mormons?

https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/763816038890962945

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:41

Grand Theft Autobot: Feb 28, 2008; I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

gret posted:

I think there are studies out there that zoning (esp. low density zoning) significantly increase the cost of housing.

Who knows what the gently caress Trump means though.

Trump was saying that Kowloon Walled City was a great place for bargain hunters.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:41

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Oh and BTW people looked into it and Ivanka doesn't provide any of the things she talked about in her speech to her employees. She is the only one that gets maternity leave

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:42

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Montasque posted:

Hillary has her own problems. Like the time she and Bill helped the CIA run drugs and MK Ultra sex slaves out of Arkansas during the 1980s.

at this point Hillary could go live on cnn and announce that she personally murdered vince foster to cover up her lesbian fling with a Libyan terrorist and trump would still top her within 48 hours

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Slate Action posted:

Did Trump just ask a room full of evangelicals for help with the Mormons?

https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/763816038890962945

Mormons have been actively reaching out to evangelicals for years because they see them as the only allies they have in the culture wars.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

StashAugustine posted:

at this point Hillary could go live on cnn and announce that she personally murdered vince foster to cover up her lesbian fling with a Libyan terrorist and trump would still top her within 48 hours

This would be an amazing news cycle tbh.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:44

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Oiled and Ready posted:

Texmex
Barbecue
Sushi
Tacos
(Chicken fried) Steak

The Texas food groups

TX genuinely has some baller sushi & pho

and all the rest of the stuff, but you wouldn't necessarily suspect the sushi or pho

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:43

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Mirthless posted:

This whole conversation thread is why I'm glad I got into my career without spending a day in college. I've worked with so many other dudes in IT who will be paying off degrees from Fullsail for the rest of their lives. Wow, 50-100 grand on a degree to get a job that pays less than 35k/yr in the overwhelming majority of the country (And won't get you any job in the parts of the country that pay a decent wage)

Ugh

Fullsail

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:43

gret: Dec 12, 2005; goggle-eyed freak

Epic High Five posted:

Oh and BTW people looked into it and Ivanka doesn't provide any of the things she talked about in her speech to her employees. She is the only one that gets maternity leave

That just shows what a tough negotiator Ivanka is by being the only one who was able to negotiate a maternity leave.

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

Oh and BTW people looked into it and Ivanka doesn't provide any of the things she talked about in her speech to her employees. She is the only one that gets maternity leave

lol

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:44

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