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No lifehacker would ever need that seatbelt thing, since they already have at least 3 ways of opening bottles in their Everyday Carry.
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corn in the bible posted:more importantly don't deliberately disable the seatbelt warning, loving wear your seatbelt I always wear my seatbelt, but I have my alarm disabled because putting on a seatbelt is the very last thing I do before setting off. Too many years of owning too many lovely cars where you'd turn the key and nothing would happen, or find that someone had smacked a mirror out of alignment or what have you. So many things that meant you'd have to jump out and fix them. But definitely, never start moving until everyone has their seatbelt fastened.
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I think seatbelts should be banned. A society constantly on the brink of unwitting suicide is a polite society.
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Aug 11, 2016 13:34
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Replace the fuckers with piano wire.
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Aug 11, 2016 13:35
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With the current "shoots shrapnel into your face" takata airbags, that theory should get some real-life testing.
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Aug 11, 2016 13:46
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Shai-Hulud posted:You can open a bottle with pretty much every hard object. Just use a rock or some wood or whatever you find lying around. poo poo if you fold it the right way you can open a bottle with a piece of paper. Don't buy into big bottle openers lies!
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Aug 11, 2016 14:12
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This video makes me yearn for the days of classic HowToBasic, before it became nothing more than low-rent splosh porn.
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Aug 11, 2016 17:08
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Palpek posted:One time I just looked at a wine bottle and it popped open. You got some smooth moves man.
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HappyKitty posted:This video makes me yearn for the days of classic HowToBasic, before it became nothing more than low-rent splosh porn. I was waiting for an egg to be thrown in, and am glad it was not.
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Aug 11, 2016 19:09
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Palpek posted:One time I just looked at a wine bottle and it popped open. Same, but it was panties and I'm The Fonz.
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Aug 11, 2016 19:21
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Don't eat or drink anything for 48 hours before drinking alcohol heavily. Gets you hosed up faster and you can go into a coma, 
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Aug 11, 2016 20:55
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MariusLecter posted:Don't eat or drink anything for 48 hours before drinking alcohol heavily. Sell plasma before you drink heavily! You'll get drunk faster AND have extra money to pay for booze! #lifehacked
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Aug 11, 2016 21:04
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Can you combine the two and fast for 48 hours and donate plasma? I wanna get super hosed up just by looking at an O'Doul's
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Aug 11, 2016 21:07
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Save time by bleeding yourself into a bucket on the drive to the blood bank.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Can you combine the two and fast for 48 hours and donate plasma? I wanna get super hosed up just by looking at an O'Doul's The effect actually turns out to be multiplicative at that point! You'll get hosed up by pointing your body in the general direction of liquor in a 4 mile radius. ain't bodies weird? 
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Aug 11, 2016 21:22
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semicolon posted:Obviously if you are going that far out of your way to defeat safety features in a car you will be drinking a glass bottle of cola. In ten years everyone will have self-driving cars and will drunkenly masturbate for the duration of every journey.
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Aug 11, 2016 21:34
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rydiafan posted:Same, but it was panties and I'm The Fonz. I thought you weren't allowed near public schools any more
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Aug 11, 2016 21:52
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Stoatbringer posted:In ten years everyone will have self-driving cars and will drunkenly masturbate for the duration of every journey. Isn't that what the bus is for now?
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Screaming Idiot posted:Isn't that what the bus is for now? Ha, only if you're a poor. Guess the Uber drivers in my town are cooler than yours. 
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Aug 11, 2016 22:56
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Get a huge head rush by going down a water slide
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moist turtleneck posted:Get a huge head rush by going down a water slide Another shill for Big Water Slide. Now this whole thread will just hurtle downhill and everyone will lose their heads.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZitwCukW71k
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But that's so much harder to clean! I'm angry.
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Aug 12, 2016 17:37
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Karate Bastard posted:I once saw a person crack a safe with a potato. Welp. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyGhEIbZLUU&t=64s
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The Ape of Naples posted:But that's so much harder to clean! I'm angry. p sure that afterwards it just gets throwed in the sink or trash or gently caress it fill it back up with water and make some BBQcubes.. Im reading it that when the nugz was ready there were no clean plates to eat off of
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:BBQcubes..
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:fill it back up with water and make some BBQcubes. And then put those in a bloody mary
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Aug 12, 2016 21:03
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If we're talking about icehacks it's time to bring back a classic http://i.imgur.com/gx1mY.jpg
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Aug 12, 2016 21:07
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Saywhat? I find I tend to use like at least a quart+ of water when I shower. Am I doing it wrong? 
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Save time by bleeding yourself into a bucket on the drive to the blood bank. Charlie Kelly account spotted.
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Aug 12, 2016 21:36
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They're individually wrapped so it's one less thing to think about on busy mornings.  *holds up pack of obviously not individually wrapped biscuits*This is some 3 cheese blend level stuff except without the look of utter contempt from a professional chef.
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Karate Bastard posted:Saywhat? I find I tend to use like at least a quart+ of water when I shower. Am I doing it wrong? Showering is not a water-efficient way to wash yourself. Not sure how the ice cube thing would work, but the bucket + sponge method only takes about 1-2 quarts, less if you don't wash you hair.
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Aug 13, 2016 06:59
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That's a pretty decent hack for the problem of "sweaty and gross after doing some manly sweating", but it's not gonna do poo poo for the "soapy and gross after rubbing soapy ice all over my body" problem.
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Dareon posted:That's a pretty decent hack for the problem of "sweaty and gross after doing some manly sweating", but it's not gonna do poo poo for the "soapy and gross after rubbing soapy ice all over my body" problem. you rub the non soapy ice part on your body to fix that. the big problem with that hack is you have to hold a large chunk of ice in your hand
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You have to hold the soapy end to access the water end and clean soap from your hands. That just puts you in an infinite loop of being soaped. What a nightmare.
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Aug 13, 2016 13:28
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Dip yourself in a vat of olive oil every morning, that way the oily film will automatically repel sweat away from your skin. Easy!
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Aug 13, 2016 13:52
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But olive oil is too expensive, you should do this instead http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2014/12/thieves-fry-kenya-power-grid-fast-food-2014122884728785480.html (I also found a bunch of things talking about chinese 'gutter oil' when looking for that again, but everything just points back to radio free asia as the only source so that might just be propagandistic "look at these savages" stuff)
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What is that accent?
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Sentient Data posted:But olive oil is too expensive, you should do this instead gutter oil is real and is also an issue in most of SEA. It can be made from boiling and straining sewage for a circle of oily shits
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