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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Wanna beat up this nerd so bad

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Dirk doesn't do relationshits.

Dirk may suffer from ADHD.

Dirk is fed up with this bullshit comic.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

My next question is: why don't the Wachowskis sue guys like this that are using their IP for their self-help-for-rear end in a top hat-losers services?

e: and I don't mean Red Pill, I mean literally using "The Matrix" with green computer letters in the background to push their agenda.



A better question is: why do dudes who have built their entire lives and personalities around hating women and being real manly men who have tons of sex manily (no homo) couch their entire philosophy in something that was made by two transwomen who basically embody everything they hate?

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

Dreddout posted:

It really strikes me that colored pills and greek letters are the MRA equivalent of Tumblr's genders and sexuality. It's just a ploy to attach a sense of self identity when you don't have one yourself.

Ladies, if you're interested I'm a chartreuse Mu male, hit me up! ;)

Not to mention the whole red pill concept comes from a pair of post-op transsexuals who are basically the living embodiment of tumblr.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Guy Mann posted:

A better question is: why do dudes who have built their entire lives and personalities around hating women and being real manly men who have tons of sex manily (no homo) couch their entire philosophy in something that was made by two transwomen who basically embody everything they hate?
Because they think guys in trench coats and sunglasses with guns are cool.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

Guy Mann posted:

A better question is: why do dudes who have built their entire lives and personalities around hating women and being real manly men who have tons of sex manily (no homo) couch their entire philosophy in something that was made by two transwomen who basically embody everything they hate?

I think you're missing the part about the Education System Indoctrination of antonyms. War is peace. Freedom is Slavery. Trans is Cis.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Ayyyyy lmao sorry my dude

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Dreddout posted:

It really strikes me that colored pills and greek letters are the MRA equivalent of Tumblr's genders and sexuality. It's just a ploy to attach a sense of self identity when you don't have one yourself.
their mentality is the same even if they're seemingly on opposite sides of the political spectrum. MRAs and tumblrites need validation through stupid labels because it makes them feel part of a community, even though they're shut-ins irl

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The downfall of western civilization started with allowing women to vote imho. Welp! I'm off to Cambodia to get some child prostitutes and call all of my exes regularly to prove to them that I'm TOTALLY OVER THEM FOREVER!

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Are these Mormon women? What's up with the belly button to knee panties?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

ElGroucho posted:

Wanna beat up this nerd so bad

wanna pay this nerd in cash for a redbull at the gas station so bad

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

Guy Mann posted:

A better question is: why do dudes who have built their entire lives and personalities around hating women and being real manly men who have tons of sex manily (no homo) couch their entire philosophy in something that was made by two transwomen who basically embody everything they hate?

Didn't they steal a lot of the plot of that movie from another lady? I mean, I guess being a cis-woman instead of a transwoman isn't much better to these guys...

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Dreddout posted:

Dirk doesn't do relationshits.

Dirk may suffer from ADHD.

Dirk is fed up with this bullshit comic.

What's killing me is they keep loving in the Griffin's house from Family Guy.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Guy Mann posted:

A better question is: why do dudes who have built their entire lives and personalities around hating women and being real manly men who have tons of sex manily (no homo) couch their entire philosophy in something that was made by two transwomen who basically embody everything they hate?

point of order, the Wachowskis just made up the concept of "red pill" wrt some singular revelation through which you begin to see the whole world differently, which is itself a much older concept (e.g. Nathaniel Hawthorne's tale "Young Goodman Browne") and it was not only until later that the MRA set hitched that metaphorical cart to their ideological buggy

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016

drat thats fast

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
which one of you guys is gonna touch the poop

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Y-Hat posted:

their mentality is the same even if they're seemingly on opposite sides of the political spectrum. MRAs and tumblrites need validation through stupid labels because it makes them feel part of a community, even though they're shut-ins irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQFrthyb-Wc

nickmeister posted:

Didn't they steal a lot of the plot of that movie from another lady? I mean, I guess being a cis-woman instead of a transwoman isn't much better to these guys...

No.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

the article says the rumor that she won her case was false, it didn't say that the Matrix plot was not in fact stolen

goon reading comp is shamefur today

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Um slight inconsistency in the storyline there, as later on he CLEARLY obtained the managerial position at the hamburger store. Why didn't an editor catch this?!?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I AM THE TOILET posted:

drat thats fast
The cashier just changed her clothes and moved closer to the camera.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
The drawing of Dirk reminds me of Kyle Howard who is definitely doable.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Do McJobs even care about a soliciting charge? Really? That means he tried to hire a prostitute, right? Even in the bible belt I can't imagine a fast food place caring about that.

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:


Universally HATED by Social Justice Warriors! The infamous Comic Book that created a full-fledged SJW swarming on Twitter. See what drove them to frothing fits of snark as they spent an entire Friday night insulting the author rather than having a life! A full write-up on the incident created by this simple comic coming soon!



https://relampagofurioso.com/be-like-dirk-comic-book/


:munch:

Complaint Compilation fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Aug 13, 2016

Eararaldor
Jul 30, 2007
Fanboys, ruining gaming since the 1980's
So does that guy hit on his employee while married? Talk about a creepy boss, and explains why his wife cheats on him. At least with Dirk, you know what's up.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

PoorMoralCompass posted:

as they spent an entire Friday night insulting the author rather than having a life!

:ironicat:

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:
In his defense, that is a pretty good cat.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




PoorMoralCompass posted:

In his defense, that is a pretty good cat.

A fine pussy.

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:
:pusheen:

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

staberind posted:

I think the thing I don't understand most about this poo poo is: Why is the main woman's face modelled after that weird hairy white ape thing that's being all bitten up by a smaller browner ape thing in that (in)famous image that I spent the past hour trying to find.

First I tried Codex Seraphinianus but that wasn't it then I tried "creepy prehistoric man illustration" and paged through until I saw something similar, from Dougal Dixon - Man after Man, and is this it?



ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

That70sHeidi posted:

First I tried Codex Seraphinianus but that wasn't it then I tried "creepy prehistoric man illustration" and paged through until I saw something similar, from Dougal Dixon - Man after Man, and is this it?





thems the ones

just gis "seasons greetings yeti" next time

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:
There is only so much of the comic, so let's take a look at some other stuff on his site.



The quest for perpetual motion springs from this longing for the infinite in Western culture. Indeed, the search for infinity is what all art and knowledge in the society have been based on:

Architecture: Soaring cathedrals and soaring skyscrapers, rising towards infinity
Engineering: The search for perpetual motion and perpetual energy
Exploration: Manifest Destiny, exploring the universe/space exploration
Finance: Infinite economic growth, globalization
Music: Polyphony, or two or more simultaneous melodies, infinity-seeking sound
Mathematics: Infinitesimal calculus
Science: Infinities of space and time, evolution of biology and the universe
Politics: The quest for an infinite Socialist Utopia

https://relampagofurioso.com/2016/05/10/the-last-act-the-rise-and-end-of-the-machine-culture/
:stare:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

PoorMoralCompass posted:

There is only so much of the comic, so let's take a look at some other stuff on his site.



The quest for perpetual motion springs from this longing for the infinite in Western culture. Indeed, the search for infinity is what all art and knowledge in the society have been based on:

Architecture: Soaring cathedrals and soaring skyscrapers, rising towards infinity
Engineering: The search for perpetual motion and perpetual energy
Exploration: Manifest Destiny, exploring the universe/space exploration
Finance: Infinite economic growth, globalization
Music: Polyphony, or two or more simultaneous melodies, infinity-seeking sound
Mathematics: Infinitesimal calculus
Science: Infinities of space and time, evolution of biology and the universe
Politics: The quest for an infinite Socialist Utopia

https://relampagofurioso.com/2016/05/10/the-last-act-the-rise-and-end-of-the-machine-culture/
:stare:

Western culture
The quest for an infinite Socialist Utopia

lmfao

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Politics: star trek, circa next generation

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

That70sHeidi posted:

First I tried Codex Seraphinianus but that wasn't it then I tried "creepy prehistoric man illustration" and paged through until I saw something similar, from Dougal Dixon - Man after Man, and is this it?





This reminds me of a great novel called Last and First Men. I recommend the audio version, as it is fairly dry at times. It was so godless it scared CS Lewis in to writing his own mediocre sci fi series.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

PoorMoralCompass posted:



Universally HATED by Social Justice Warriors! The infamous Comic Book that created a full-fledged SJW swarming on Twitter. See what drove them to frothing fits of snark as they spent an entire Friday night insulting the author rather than having a life! A full write-up on the incident created by this simple comic coming soon!



https://relampagofurioso.com/be-like-dirk-comic-book/


:munch:
You know it must be good because it made a lot of people mad!!! Like if somebody spray painted "ALL NIGGERS MUST DIE" on the NAACP, that would be like the ultimate work of art!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Dirk really is a cool dude.

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:

Original nonfiction and poetry on The New Modern Man by RF

La Samba
That’s where I first met you
I figured what the hell
I’ll take a chance

First the brown sugar kissed my tongue
Then the lime danced
And your fire illuminated me :supaburn:
Caipirinha why have we never met before

Girls in green skirts
And yellow blouses
The night quickly became a blur
But I was smiling ear to ear :haw:

That is until
I ended up in the men’s room alone :circlefap:
I didn’t feel so well
Caipirinha why did you do this to me

Nalda followed me
To make sure I hadn’t slipped away
With one of the brightly dressed waitresses :boom:
We had a good laugh :v:

The next day
I didn’t want you as a friend anymore Caipirinha

But time eases all pain
And now your haze envelops me again

Perhaps its the simplicity
Or the speed with which you ease
The pain a man feels :smithfrog:
And the fleeting happiness you bring me, Caipirinha


https://relampagofurioso.com/2016/08/13/caipirinha-2/

Complaint Compilation fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Aug 13, 2016

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
i want this guy and the patriarchie comics guy to team up

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
"I don't own a TV. That idiot box is for mindless sheeple. I prefer to live my OWN life, which consists of scrawling terrible drawings with the sole purpose of making people angry on Twitter."

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