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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

canyoneer posted:

Hah. I once heard an astronaut talk about life at NASA during the Challenger disaster. He was arguing with someone in management about how they should go forward after the accident, saying that they should prioritize actual safety stuff more than they do rather than launch anyway to hit the deadlines they promised.

The guy said "You don't understand everything that goes into it. If we don't deliver the launches when we say, Congress will cut our program. You astronauts can't prioritize it rationally, especially since you've got to worry about your own safety to the exclusion of everything else"
To which he responded "Who really cares about missing deadlines? Blowing up astronauts is the fastest way to get this program shut down"

Pfffffft. The coal industry has been killing people for years and look where that got them.

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# ? May 25, 2024 18:40

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Asbestos and tobacco have also shown that if you throw money at the right people you can kill people for decades, pesky research be damned.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:25

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

VendaGoat posted:

Pfffffft. The coal industry has been killing the climate and thus the entire human race for years and look where that got them.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:32

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

VendaGoat posted:

You kill a few astronauts and it's nothing but red tape and work work work.

You mock my pain!

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:45

RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

Wilford Cutlery posted:

You mock my pain!

Life IS pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:48

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Wilford Cutlery posted:

You mock my pain!

I was going to ask you what VendaGoat was selling but then I saw his avatar.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:49

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Wade Wilson posted:

That won't work in this argument, because the immediate response is that the climate in Venus wasn't man-made.

Doesn't matter, still an out of control greenhouse effect.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:52

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

RCarr posted:

Life IS pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.

I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:53

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Mierenneuker posted:

Asbestos and tobacco have also shown that if you throw money at the right people you can kill people for decades, pesky research be damned.

No see, NASA has the exact opposite money exchange direction with Congress, so their responses are a little different here.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:59

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Oh the climate will be just fine- it's just the climate being in a state we can survive in it that we have to worry about. The world has survived far worse than mankind and we are only killing ourselves.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:02

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

syscall girl posted:

I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:07

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Wilford Cutlery posted:

We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.

As you wish...

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:32

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Mierenneuker posted:

Asbestos and tobacco have also shown that if you throw money at the right people you can kill people for decades, pesky research be damned.

Just imagine how much we'd have got done by now if Big Science actually existed.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 21:22

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Miranda posted:

You can get a similar cheeseburger pizza in Jordan. Apparently they think we westerners like pizza versions of things. And they're right!

Ps. It was bloody delicious.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 21:31

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Just take some meat, bread, cheese and tomato and throw it in a pile and eat it like an animal

# ? Aug 16, 2016 21:32

tight aspirations: Jul 13, 2009

Elias_Maluco posted:

No ring, 2/10.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 21:47

Mr. 47: Jul 8, 2008; Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

If NASA were really running a scam to get funding from Congress, they'd probably be better funded than they are.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 22:00

spookygonk: Apr 3, 2005; Does not give a damn

Elias_Maluco posted:

LIke a H.R. Giger pizza

# ? Aug 16, 2016 22:16

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/grancheater/status/764701001425293312

https://twitter.com/FourScore64/status/761316283770032129

https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/762144097322741760

https://twitter.com/miimows/status/761259579837652992

https://twitter.com/Stairfax/status/761416962723475457

# ? Aug 16, 2016 22:24

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

PittTheElder posted:

Just imagine how much we'd have got done by now if Big Science actually existed.

Don't be silly, once they discover all the science they'll all be out of a job.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 22:25

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Don't be silly, once they discover all the science they'll all be out of a job.

That's why you invest in NASA so you can dump them on other planets.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 22:31

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

# ? Aug 16, 2016 23:14

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 16, 2016 23:30

Feats of Strength: Feb 9, 2012; Man, If god told me to sacrifice my son I'd tell
him to fuck off.

I wasn't sure whether to put this in the funny graphs/charts thread, though earlier today whilst browsing the BBC site at work I came upon this article about Brian Cox (The Physicist) shooting down some Australian climate change denier who was blabbing on the usual anti-science crap, and when the "sceptic" said there was no scientific evidence for climate change Brian Cox pulled out a graph showing scientific evidence of climate change, anyway I really couldn't help myself take a screen grab and do this:

It's worth watching the video in the article it's pretty funny watching the guy get flustered, and a big picture of a dick pretty much sums up Brian Cox's opinion of the poor dude.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 00:16

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

Are we talking about goons who work at NASA?

I think it eventually came out that this guy was just a janitor or something and had no reason to be strapped. Not even a space janitor, just a regular old earth janitor.

No offence to the earth janitors out there.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 00:38

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I know it says miniusb. Still reading it out like miniuzi.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 00:39

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Dillbag posted:

Are we talking about goons who work at NASA?

I think it eventually came out that this guy was just a janitor or something and had no reason to be strapped. Not even a space janitor, just a regular old earth janitor.

No offence to the earth janitors out there.

Space janitors shouldn't carry guns anyway. Shoot your gun and you make a hole for the air to get out and everyone dies.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 00:48

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 17, 2016 01:46

bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

EDIT:

God dammit, why is there an empty quote button?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:34

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

RareAcumen posted:

https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/762144097322741760

It's a drying cabinet :shrug:

# ? Aug 17, 2016 03:50

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Gorilla Salad posted:

It's a drying cabinet

Now I know I'm getting older because I desperately need this in my life

# ? Aug 17, 2016 03:54

FishMist: Apr 24, 2005; *sniff sniff*

Dillbag posted:

Are we talking about goons who work at NASA?

I think it eventually came out that this guy was just a janitor or something and had no reason to be strapped. Not even a space janitor, just a regular old earth janitor.

No offence to the earth janitors out there.

what's a "hideaway" and what's a "fluke"?

"surefire" is a torch? but he's got an led torch too....

# ? Aug 17, 2016 03:57

RyokoTK: Feb 12, 2012; I am cool.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Now I know I'm getting older because I desperately need this in my life

What's wrong with a drying rack in your counter?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 03:58

Tuxedo Ted: Apr 24, 2007

FishMist posted:

what's a "hideaway" and what's a "fluke"?

"surefire" is a torch? but he's got an led torch too....

GOTTA BE PREPARED! What if the LED fails? He needs that backup.

I remember that picture being paired with another that's just a table with all the poo poo he carried laid out. Had to be more than twenty pounds of stuff that had nothing to do with his job.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 04:01

A Lone Girl Flier: Sep 29, 2009; This post is dedicated to all those who fell by the forums, for nothing is wasted, and every apparent failure is but a challenge to others.