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H.H posted:I'm not going to do that for obvious reasons. If you so desperately want the attention, you're welcome to do it yourself. No I was just curious because i sent one in and you posted it a while ago. I was really interested in what you THOUGHT was my submission.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 16:56 |
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Jastiger posted:No I was just curious because i sent one in and you posted it a while ago. I was really interested in what you THOUGHT was my submission. its not all about you. Even the smallest blade of grass holds an equal significance with you and everything else in the universe. Namaste
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 17:09 |
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Bitter Mushroom posted:its not all about you. Even the smallest blade of grass holds an equal significance with you and everything else in the universe. Namaste Thanks:)
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 17:19 |
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my non anonymous confession is that jastiger should go away and not be this thread's new annoyance like that other guy from last thread also i like to dress up as Knuckles and search for Chaos Emeralds in children's playgrounds
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 17:46 |
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Was there ever really a pissbitch, or is it made up like the legend of Curly's Gold
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 17:52 |
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I have time to help out today quote:E.T freaks me out and has ever since I was little. I used to hide behind the couch and cover my eyes and ears when my folks would watch the movie. At the the time we lived outside of a really rural town so anytime I thought I saw weird lights in the woods I would think it was E.T. quote:I'm stalking my ex-girlfriend. We broke up 2 years ago and I'm slowly integrating myself back into her life, hopefully leading to rekindling our relationship.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 17:56 |
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The stalking one seemed harmless for most of it, then got troubling, then got really ominous right near the end "For now, just loving her from afar and breaking into her apartment is fine" You could, y'know, ask if she wants to go out to get a bite to eat sometime, since you ARE already at the talking-to-her phase and she's still single. That way you might even get into her apartment with her permission, but I'm getting the idea that's not actually what you want here
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 18:00 |
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Much better to keep stalking her and then get caught in her apartment one day when she comes home early and then she freaks out and slaps you and then you just love her so much that you push her away and she trips on the rug and cracks her skull on the countertop and now shes dead and you frantically get bleach and paper towels and try to wipe away anywhere your fingerprints may be and then you run and after years of grief over the incident where you somehow were never caught you hang yourself with coax cable as is only fitting
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 18:05 |
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Totally TWISTED posted:Much better to keep stalking her and then get caught in her apartment one day when she comes home early and then she freaks out and slaps you and then you just love her so much that you push her away and she trips on the rug and cracks her skull on the countertop and now shes dead and you frantically get bleach and paper towels and try to wipe away anywhere your fingerprints may be and then you run and after years of grief over the incident where you somehow were never caught you hang yourself with coax cable as is only fitting aka TRUE LOVE
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 18:16 |
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loquacius posted:I'm stalking my ex-girlfriend. We broke up 2 years ago and I'm slowly integrating myself back into her life, hopefully leading to rekindling our relationship. Can't wait to read about your inevitable conviction for stalking and murder!
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loquacius posted:One day I waited in the parking lot of the gym until she left. I followed behind her (leaving a few car lengths) to find her apartment. I very carefully watched to see what room she lived in - it was easy, I just watched the window that a light came on in, then went into the building and counted over to find it. Apartment 2F, which is basically fate because my apartment is 3L. Jesus Christ man, unless she dumped you for not going to the gym enough, leave it be. It's easy to look at the past with rose tinted glasses but people don't change and you can't act like things will be different this time around. Sign up for tinder, OKcupid, something anything to meet other women
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 18:20 |
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loquacius posted:
I saw ET when I was like 6 or 7 and it freaked me out too. I didn't understand that it was supposed to be a fun kids movie until I was way older.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 18:53 |
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loquacius posted:amazing footgame namechange plz
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:26 |
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E.T. terrified me as a kid. First nightmare I can remember having is one where I was turning into E.T. and my mom couldn't find the medicine to stop the transformation fast enough. that was some serious body horror poo poo for me to be dreaming about at like, six years old or whatever.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:32 |
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bradzilla posted:
You don't get convicted for stalking and murder - just murder.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:37 |
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wyntyr posted:E.T. terrified me as a kid. First nightmare I can remember having is one where I was turning into E.T. and my mom couldn't find the medicine to stop the transformation fast enough. that was some serious body horror poo poo for me to be dreaming about at like, six years old or whatever. see also: that scene from Pinocchio where the kid turns into a donkey
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:44 |
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ET goon you were 7 when that happened and its been 23 years since then so you're 30 but also have a 6 year old sister? what the heck dude do you parents like having kids in the house for 30000 years or something how many chromosomes does your sis have
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:04 |
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loquacius posted:see also: that scene from Pinocchio where the kid turns into a donkey Yeah that poo poo is hosed
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:05 |
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quote:As a little kid, I used to kill a lot of bugs and small vermin. Started with pouring bleach down ant hills, then lighting beehives on fire, smashing chipmunks with hammers, stuff like that. quote:My uncle got drunk at my grandma's funeral and almost knocked over the casket. Since then he's been the black sheep of the family. He never married and has no kids of his own, so he's an outcast really.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:12 |
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Ok, so I pulled legs off of frogs and would make ants fight each other in glass jars and what not, but smashing chipmunks with hammers? How do you even pull that off?
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:30 |
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loquacius posted:I'm stalking my ex-girlfriend. We broke up 2 years ago and I'm slowly integrating myself back into her life, hopefully leading to rekindling our relationship. The sequel to Cable Guy got even darker
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:34 |
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Guuuuyyys stop pasting confessions inside quote blocks tagged to me so it looks like I'm un-anonymously confessing to a felony
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:47 |
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no
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:51 |
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You're the one posting all the creepy poo poo loquacious!
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:55 |
loquacius posted:Guuuuyyys stop pasting confessions inside quote blocks tagged to me so it looks like I'm un-anonymously confessing to a felony Does that mean you've anonymously confessed to a felony?
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:58 |
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et was originally going to be a horror movie. no lie.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 22:39 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Does that mean you've anonymously confessed to a felony? That's how I'm taking it.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 02:07 |
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uh..........
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 02:25 |
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Yeah, I'm hoping the animal killer and the stalker aren't the same guy. Though then there'd be two hosed up weirdos instead of one.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 02:29 |
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this thread again
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 02:31 |
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im barack obama
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 02:32 |
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Orkin Mang posted:im barack obama you owe us all an apology then
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 02:44 |
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Zorodius posted:you owe us all an apology then suck a lemon jabroni!!
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 02:50 |
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I saw ET when I was like 6 or 7 and it freaked me out too. I didn't understand that it was supposed to be a fun kids movie until I was way older. [/quote] As a child, ET produced about the same level of terror as watching IT (my parents shielded me from Elvis' thrusting hips but basically nothing else), but without the lingering wariness of sewer drains. I wasn't afraid of ET popping out to get me like I was Pennywise. gently caress that clown.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 03:30 |
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I just found out they're remaking It.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 03:45 |
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reminder that that is Tim Curry in a clown suit
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 03:46 |
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Tim Curry is a treasure. He was the best part of Home Alone 2.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 03:53 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I just found out they're remaking It. And RUINING it The movie remake thread is discussing it already
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 04:09 |
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Don't watch or care about remakes boom I just fixed much of your movie going experiences. You're welcome. The number if people around here who care about things is disturbing. SA has taught you all nothing
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loquacius posted:And RUINING it Huh, maybe I'll pop in there. I like seeing people get mad at stuff that's easily ignored.
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