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Evil Kit
May 29, 2013

I'm viable ladies.

Explosionface posted:

Uh, C is the only correct and good key for crouch.

After years of playing TF2 and other source games, I really can't use any button other than ctrl for crouch. It just feels awkward taking my thumb off the space bar.

Basically ctrl crouch for life.

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Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

SaffronKit posted:

After years of playing TF2 and other source games, I really can't use any button other than ctrl for crouch. It just feels awkward taking my thumb off the space bar.

Basically ctrl crouch for life.

:yeah:

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer

Drewjitsu posted:

Who uses x to crouch? Cop loving, escape driver shooting, broke dick piece of poo poo drill havers, that's who. :colbert:

Seriously though, why not z or ctrl?

I have no idea, but I also use Alt to go backwards and Q to jump, so there's that. No, I don't have mental illnesses, despite what the 1000+ hours in PD2 would suggest.

So, Gage Weird Keybindings DLC?

Legit Businessman
Sep 2, 2007


Jim DiGriz posted:

I have no idea, but I also use Alt to go backwards and Q to jump, so there's that. No, I don't have mental illnesses, despite what the 1000+ hours in PD2 would suggest.

So, Gage Weird Keybindings DLC?

Uhh...you are as crazy as one of my friends who used right click to move forward in CS.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


SaffronKit posted:

After years of playing TF2 and other source games, I really can't use any button other than ctrl for crouch. It just feels awkward taking my thumb off the space bar.

Basically ctrl crouch for life.

For me, I leave control open so I can use it as my push-to-talk key in whatever program I'm using for voice chat.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
i bash my head against my keyboard and occasionally things happen

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Afraid of Audio posted:

i bash my head against my keyboard and occasionally things happen

:same:

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer

Drewjitsu posted:

Uhh...you are as crazy as one of my friends who used right click to move forward in CS.

WHAT? That's hosed.

Right click is always strafe left.

swims
May 5, 2014

Waiter, this band keeps shooting pearls at me.
Been so long since I played on pc that I would probably still use arrow keys for moving around.

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

I shove the keyboard in my mouth and bite or tongue the keys I want, and use my groin as a mousing surface. There's also a joystick up my butt for fine aiming.

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

Explosionface posted:

For me, I leave control open so I can use it as my push-to-talk key in whatever program I'm using for voice chat.

Same here, so I use Shift for crouch and Caps for sprint, which is why half the time I end up screaming in text chat.

And congratulations, Wilco! Well deserved for sure

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer

chairface posted:

I shove the keyboard in my mouth and bite or tongue the keys I want, and use my groin as a mousing surface. There's also a joystick up my butt for fine aiming.

Thanks, my bindings feel slightly less weird now.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
This is my setup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl35QCbMi-c

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Drewjitsu posted:

Uhh...you are as crazy as one of my friends who used right click to move forward in CS.

Still blows my mind some people still use default Quake controls for like every game.

Soral
May 30, 2009

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


That's what I'm fuckin talking about

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

what

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

God is dead

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






No, you can't, nnnnnnno


You're under arrest

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

that's someone who clearly grew up with a macintosh in the late 80s, where the arrow keys were all in a line like that.



(that's a IIe, but early mac keyboards had the same deal with the arrows)


e: oh gently caress what, I didn't even notice that Q was fire and forward and backwards were on the mouse


CORRECTION

this is some rear end in a top hat who was playing wolfenstein with the mouse in `92

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
I don't have a keyboard, I just shout at my computer and things happen.

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON
I just sit and do nothing while the friendly ghost that lives in my house plays the game for me.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I press F to lie down then let my team carry me.

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete

Kumaton posted:

I just sit and do nothing while the friendly ghost that lives in my house plays the game for me.

wanna meet that ghost

I rebound the action key to E because of battlefield.

Delacroix
Dec 7, 2010

:munch:

Concordat posted:

wanna meet that ghost

I rebound the action key to E because of battlefield.

Similarly, Q is for marking specials because you should always be spotting in battlefield or planetside. Also use the poco comm rose whenever possible.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Drewjitsu posted:

Uhh...you are as crazy as one of my friends who used right click to move forward in CS.

I do this in every FPS, actually.

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Shooting Blanks posted:

I do this in every FPS, actually.

stealth players in payday 2

UnknownMercenary
Nov 1, 2011

I LIKE IT
WAY WAY TOO LOUD


The flamethrower is the ultimate stealth gun because it kills so many civs before needing to reload.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
RPG is the ultimate stealth gun because gently caress stealth

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

stealth players in payday 2

I don't do that and I play stealth. :smith:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
lol if you don't play video games by using top secret ultra modern government technology that allows you to input commands through sheer willpower and a bukkake of squid-like wires welded into your brain

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
It has come to my attention that there are people who don't murder all the civilians when stealthing in this game.

What is wrong with those people?

Renegret fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Aug 20, 2016

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Tempest_56
Mar 14, 2009

Renegret posted:

It has come to my attention that there are people who don't murder all the civilians when stealing in this game.

What is wrong with those people?

Hey, some of us run Hostage Taker for the regen. We need those pics alive.

At least until we leave. Then grenades!

bbcisdabomb
Jan 15, 2008

SHEESH

EorayMel posted:

lol if you don't play video games by using top secret ultra modern government technology that allows you to input commands through sheer willpower and a bukkake of squid-like wires welded into your brain

Well I did until some rear end in a top hat stole it while I was moving cross country. It was probably all those bikers I hired to guard it, come to think of it.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Tempest_56 posted:

Hey, some of us run Hostage Taker for the regen. We need those pics alive.

At least until we leave. Then grenades!

That's what jokers are for

Tempest_56
Mar 14, 2009

Renegret posted:

That's what jokers are for

You say that like it's easier to get goons to stop killing cops than civs.

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

SaffronKit posted:

After years of playing TF2 and other source games, I really can't use any button other than ctrl for crouch. It just feels awkward taking my thumb off the space bar.

Basically ctrl crouch for life.

I dropped a piece of a grill while cleaning it off at work when I was younger, so I have this over-sensitive spatula pinkie on my left hand and as a result I hate ctrl-crouch and any game with sprinting.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Afraid of Audio posted:

i bash my head against my keyboard and occasionally things happen

That's usually what I ended up doing in raids as raid leader In vanilla WoW. Amazing how that technique carries over into so many other team oriented games.

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spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Feign Death is pretty much worthless

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