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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Seph posted:

Uhh this is some weird bizarro-eugenics poo poo. Are you saying black people are genetically superior to white people?

There's a common proposition that slaves were "bred" for certain qualities, but it's...strange, at least, to act as if slave owners would have had some reason to apply selective pressure to drive slaves towards qualities that would cause them to succeed in modern society.

Even if you buy into them being bred for physical strength or whatever, I would expect selection for other traits - intelligence, creativity, whatever - to be essentially random.

I'm more for a "black people are just regular folks with some smart some dumb just like everyone else"

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Seph posted:

Uhh this is some weird bizarro-eugenics poo poo. Are you saying black people are genetically superior to white people?

Ask Jimmy the Greek.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Chakan posted:

It gets brought up from time to time but I wanna note Chapo Trap House is good if you're looking for people shooting the poo poo about dumbass thinkpieces. At its worst they get annoying joking too long about ZyklonPepe and I don't blame people if they don't like it, but if you're willing to read this thread I'd recommend giving it a try.

Keeping it 1600 is good for the same thing but very different and much more "let's spend ten minutes discussing convention speech length."

I listened to the most recent episode of Radio Free GOP and I really liked it, even though the host is a Mr Republican. He shot the poo poo with a veteran Democratic operator for like half the length and they had fun anecdotes about running a referendum in Michigan and stuff like that. If that sounds like it's in your wheelhouse, and you read USPOL so it might well be, check it out. The Democrat guy was also a pollster and he did a good basic rundown of how polling works (I can tell he's had to explain it at many many parties because he had a metaphor ready, using blood samples).

I'm gonna put it in rotation with 1600 and be all Fair and Balanced.

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Chakan posted:

It gets brought up from time to time but I wanna note Chapo Trap House is good if you're looking for people shooting the poo poo about dumbass thinkpieces. At its worst they get annoying joking too long about ZyklonPepe and I don't blame people if they don't like it, but if you're willing to read this thread I'd recommend giving it a try.

I found it very tedious.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Chimera-gui posted:

My dumbass mother thinks that fast food jobs aren't worth $15 dollars. I want to go like "Hey even if that were true, guess what? It's not like thet could find better jobs, the corporate funded Republicans killed already most of those through garbage policies."

Just once I'd like to see someone who believes that any job isn't worth a living wage reconcile that idea with the idea that these jobs should exist at all. Is the idea that fast food just literally shouldn't exist and so nobody should work as a fast food employee? Or is it just that all fast food employees are worthless as human beings and so it doesn't matter if they make enough money to do anything other than survive?

fart barterer
Aug 24, 2006


David Byrne - Like Humans Do (Radio Edit).mp3
Been catching up on Chapo. It owns. But I'm also a Weird Twitter fan so that helps.

In listening to the back catalog I found some of the opinions/monologues very familiar, and then realized people were spouting them ITT verbatim.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Paradoxish posted:

Just once I'd like to see someone who believes that any job isn't worth a living wage reconcile that idea with the idea that these jobs should exist at all. Is the idea that fast food just literally shouldn't exist and so nobody should work as a fast food employee? Or is it just that all fast food employees are worthless as human beings and so it doesn't matter if they make enough money to do anything other than survive?

"They're for teenagers to get work experience and build up resumes"

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Paradoxish posted:

Just once I'd like to see someone who believes that any job isn't worth a living wage reconcile that idea with the idea that these jobs should exist at all. Is the idea that fast food just literally shouldn't exist and so nobody should work as a fast food employee? Or is it just that all fast food employees are worthless as human beings and so it doesn't matter if they make enough money to do anything other than survive?

The typical justification I've heard is that fast food jobs should only be for teenagers who want a part-time job.

Edit: Beaten by Glumslinger

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


I could only stand the first few minutes of the first episode of Chapo because of poor audio production. After somebody here suggested "give it another try" I did and find it mostly entertaining. I like that they're not constraining themselves to just politics because the latest episode about Suicide Squad was pretty loving funny.

I've got 30-40 hours a week where I'm at my desk and want to avoid Judy in the cube next to me spout off on the latest Franklin Graham prayer vigil she attended, or whatever. So an hour or 2 of Chapo & Keeping it 1600 is a decent filler. If I'm not mistaken, the host of Radio Free GOP was on Keeping it 1600 last week.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

The Glumslinger posted:

"They're for teenagers to get work experience and build up resumes"

I know you're not seriously making this argument, but just for anyone who actually believes this: the majority of fast food workers are over 20 years old. The largest age group employed by fast food restaurants is actually 25-54.

I guess I should have said that I'd like to see someone reconcile low wages with actual reality.

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich

Paradoxish posted:

Just once I'd like to see someone who believes that any job isn't worth a living wage reconcile that idea with the idea that these jobs should exist at all. Is the idea that fast food just literally shouldn't exist and so nobody should work as a fast food employee? Or is it just that all fast food employees are worthless as human beings and so it doesn't matter if they make enough money to do anything other than survive?

I think lots of fast food jobs probably aren't worth it to their employer to pay a $15 minimum wage, but I think those jobs should still exist, and I don't have a problem with the government providing benefits so that wages + welfare = a living wage.

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Nowadays, in any sort of real professional job application, including "McDonald's Restaurant Worker" on your resume would get you laughed out of the building.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

disjoe posted:

Nowadays, in any sort of real professional job application, including "McDonald's Restaurant Worker" on your resume would get you laughed out of the building.

Please, a stable work history at McDonalds is fine on a resume, you just need to also have a 4-year degree, specialized training, and relevant experience at an unpaid internship in your field. What, you can't afford that? Then get a real job!

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
I'd rather hire someone who worked through college at McDonalds than one who attended on daddy's dime.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

Antti posted:

I was going to post this but "Not throwing women in prison for having an abortion" doesn't really square with "Forcing women to have consequences for having sex." It's more of a messaging/packaging issue. They want to control reproductive health decisions, but they want to put the mailed fist inside a silk glove. Trump ripped the glove away and pro-lifers freaked out.

It's not about punishing the woman for the abortion, that's why they don't want Trump to punish the women who have them.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Which is a bullshit justification for several reasons. First of all, those companies really didn't want to hire teenagers, it was all they could get at such lovely rates until the implosion. Teenagers make horrible workers for various reasons, mainly due to the fact they have to go to school (which drastically reduces the amount of hours they're available for work) and the legal protections involving child labor. And there's the fact that, well, you're hiring a teenager (I'm sure all of us remember exactly how dumb we were when we were young). If those jobs were supposed to be for teenagers, you see a distinct lack of kids in them these days because adults working part or full time are just that much better workers. And adults that can be forced to do the work of 2-3 people for $7-8/hour are an absolute bonanza for the bottom line. Where else are they gonna work? The rival fast food joint across the street that would make them do the same poo poo but without any 10-25 cent raises they've managed to accumulate?

One of my greatest wishes is the $15 minimum wage being made federal law, and having it tied to inflation, just so I can enjoy watching all these people who haven't worked a fast food/minimum wage job in the last couple decades, not to mention the companies themselves, choke on it.

negromancer
Aug 20, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Spaced God posted:

So uh regarding peacetime American innovation, I just wanna point out that the powered, heavier than air flying machine was first successfully demonstrated by two bike mechanics who got bored and hosed around with aerodynamics, not a billion dollar military industrial complex.

But no, America only exists for war and nothing else.
I'm almost positive brothers Wright did not create their craft to be a springboard for fighter jets and bombers and poo poo, so while we also succeeded at that, the primary invention was done by civilians for nonmilitary purposes

Someone didn't watch the opening ceremony of the Rio Olympics.

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


JeffersonClay posted:

I'd rather hire someone who worked through college at McDonalds than one who attended on daddy's dime.

Admirable, but not reflecting current hiring practices.

mynnna
Jan 10, 2004

SocketWrench posted:

Given that for a large portion of time Europe enjoyed famine, I'd say the cuisine issue wasn't that big a deal for them.
Hell the Dutch choked down raw herring smothered in onion

A national delicacy of Iceland is hkarl - which is a cold water shark, gutted, compressed with stones and buried in the sand for months before being dug up and chopped into cubes.

It's got practical application, since the stuff is poisonous otherwise. Even so, I have to imagine it's actual origin was a bunch of drunk Vikings accidentally dug up a dead shark on the beach and dared each other to eat it.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

disjoe posted:

Admirable, but not reflecting current hiring practices.

Bingo.

McDonalds is fine if you have literally nothing else to put on a resume and don't want to leave an employment gap, but (assuming you get through screening at all) it's not going to actually help you when trying to get into any sort of professional work. Low-end jobs aren't generally stepping stones to anything else and even for college students they don't offer anything more than a paycheck.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Paradoxish posted:

Just once I'd like to see someone who believes that any job isn't worth a living wage reconcile that idea with the idea that these jobs should exist at all. Is the idea that fast food just literally shouldn't exist and so nobody should work as a fast food employee? Or is it just that all fast food employees are worthless as human beings and so it doesn't matter if they make enough money to do anything other than survive?

Because people keep thinking of jobs in terms of what it's worth in the social stratum, and not "if you can't feed yourself, clothe yourself, and house yourself on what you make off this job, why work at all?"

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Paradoxish posted:

Bingo.

McDonalds is fine if you have literally nothing else to put on a resume and don't want to leave an employment gap, but (assuming you get through screening at all) it's not going to actually help you when trying to get into any sort of professional work. Low-end jobs aren't generally stepping stones to anything else and even for college students they don't offer anything more than a paycheck.

Demonstrating that you've kept a job without being terminated for an extended period of time is absolutely a huge plus for entry level positions, you're really overstating the case.

I mean, almost any other type of job is BETTER than a fast food job, but nobody wants to hire someone with no work experience.

negromancer
Aug 20, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
Only thing white people in Anerica invented was the post office.

Stop taking credit ITT for poo poo black people have made and calling it "American" when ya white asses still treat us like we aren't.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

theflyingorc posted:

Demonstrating that you've kept a job without being terminated for an extended period of time is absolutely a huge plus for entry level positions, you're really overstating the case.

I mean, almost any other type of job is BETTER than a fast food job, but nobody wants to hire someone with no work experience.

Any job where the only applicants are people with literally zero experience or fast food experience isn't going to be paying you enough to live on, much less live on while paying for school and allowing you a schedule to make that possible.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

theflyingorc posted:

Demonstrating that you've kept a job without being terminated for an extended period of time is absolutely a huge plus for entry level positions, you're really overstating the case.

I mean, almost any other type of job is BETTER than a fast food job, but nobody wants to hire someone with no work experience.

Which is exactly what I said at the beginning of the post you were quoting? The fact that having a big gap on a resume is a death sentence doesn't make something like a fast food job a good way to launch into a better career.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
OH poo poo TRUMP IS GAINING :derp:

http://election.princeton.edu/

...Oh.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Freakazoid_ posted:

I'm sick of Trump precisely because all he does is melt down. Doesn't he do any other tricks? Someone throw a pie or something!

Careful, Ivanka's best friend and Putin's girlfriend karate chopped the last person who tried something like that.

negromancer
Aug 20, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Seph posted:

Uhh this is some weird bizarro-eugenics poo poo. Are you saying black people are genetically superior to white people?

Look at any major sport we've been given access to in a major way and tell me 400 years of essentially cross fit slavery edition hasn't helped.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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predicto posted:

what do you think about the Marshall Plan?

Generally I think it was a good idea. But as a hopeless optomist liked to have seen countries getting back on their feet with fewer strings attached.

Donkwich posted:

Because revenge porn isn't protected speech?

Tarezax posted:

Loopholes in the legal system allowed a vindictive billionaire to structure the lawsuit in such a way that Gawker's legal insurance wouldn't cover their expenses, is my understanding of it. Much like pretty much every other country in the world, if you're rich it's easy to bend the legal system in your favor.

True, but if thats the case I dread to think what ends up happening if the strongest protections cannot prevent poo poo like this.

QuarkJets posted:

Pizza Hut has some deranged people working there so they keep making abominations like hot dog pizza crusts, but it's not like that's our national dish. This is our national dish; hear all about it from one of our national treasures, Patrick Warburton.

Aren't you British? I don't think that you're in a position to complain about anyone else's food.

Oh by all the gods yes. All of the good food we have is stolen from other countries. But there are definetly some culinary abominations. That and putting weird stuff in choclate to make it taste worse.

Also is the Hamburger a Sandwich :laughs as food derail gets worse:

Moxie posted:

Tea tastes like loving poo poo you limey twats loving tea you've fooled the world but not Moxie gently caress tea aargh it's just any old loving leaves I'm on to your poo poo Britain

Can't stand the stuff myself.

fits my needs posted:

A Brit lecturing people on what good food is? Lmao. Share with us some quality British cuisine that is "done right", mate!

Well I suppose Pies and the Sandwich? Technically Chicken Tikka though (again) that was stolen from India and "improved" by adding gravy on top of it.

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich

gfsincere posted:

Only thing white people in Anerica invented was the post office.

Stop taking credit ITT for poo poo black people have made and calling it "American" when ya white asses still treat us like we aren't.

Hey second class Americans are still American. :911:

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

gfsincere posted:

Look at any major sport we've been given access to in a major way and tell me 400 years of essentially cross fit slavery edition hasn't helped.

So every black man can be a professional athlete if they tried? I think that's more of a case that sports is one of the only chances many lower income or just black kids at all have and they go for that then there being a "good" holdover from slavery.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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gfsincere posted:

Look at any major sport we've been given access to in a major way and tell me 400 years of essentially cross fit slavery edition hasn't helped.

What about Basketball, didn't that use to be dominated by Jewish people? Back in the 1920's and 30's though, not in recent times!

theflyingorc posted:

Demonstrating that you've kept a job without being terminated for an extended period of time is absolutely a huge plus for entry level positions, you're really overstating the case.

I mean, almost any other type of job is BETTER than a fast food job, but nobody wants to hire someone with no work experience.

plus if you got a management role that generally can be more easily translated into a potential job in other areas.

Josef bugman fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Aug 22, 2016

Talmonis
Jun 24, 2012
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

gfsincere posted:

Look at any major sport we've been given access to in a major way and tell me 400 years of essentially cross fit slavery edition hasn't helped.

:biotruths: up in this thread.

Or more likely, when your career prospects and future disproportionately break down into fast food, drug dealer, athlete, comedian and rap star, you're going to bust your rear end trying to get a sports scholarship, while Timmy Whitebread still thinks he can be an Anthropologist and fucks around through highschool.

negromancer
Aug 20, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

JeffersonClay posted:

Sorry dude black immigrants do way better than the ones we've already got.

Yeah, it's amazing how black people can succeed when they don't have to deal with centuries of white people being truly fuckin awful. It's almost as if white people are pretty much wholly responsible for pretty much any black struggle in America.

negromancer
Aug 20, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Talmonis posted:

:biotruths: up in this thread.

Or more likely, when your career prospects and future disproportionately break down into fast food, drug dealer, athlete, comedian and rap star, you're going to bust your rear end trying to get a sports scholarship, while Timmy Whitebread still thinks he can be an Anthropologist and fucks around through highschool.

Explain African immigrants pretty much crushing it compared to immigrants from anywhere else or the native population in terms of financial success and stability.

Don't worry, I'll wait.

negromancer
Aug 20, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

JeffersonClay posted:

Hey second class Americans are still American. :911:

We aren't even second class Americans.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006
I think you'll find that as unpaid interns for Corporation America, the innovations of the Blacks and any derivations thereof are legally the intellectual property of white people.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

gfsincere posted:

Explain African immigrants pretty much crushing it compared to immigrants from anywhere else or the native population in terms of financial success and stability.

Don't worry, I'll wait.

Modern African immigrants to the US are overwhelmingly rich and/or highly educated to begin with because the vast majority of people in sub-Saharan Africa are too poor to immigrate to the US.

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


gfsincere posted:

Explain African immigrants pretty much crushing it compared to immigrants from anywhere else or the native population in terms of financial success and stability.

Don't worry, I'll wait.

They come from relatively poorer areas than most immigrants, so only the most capable and/or richest have the opportunity to immigrate.

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negromancer
Aug 20, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Pakled posted:

Modern African immigrants to the US are overwhelmingly rich and/or highly educated to begin with because the vast majority of people in sub-Saharan Africa are too poor to immigrate to the US.

This sounds like some poo poo a person from the suburbs who has never been around immigrants from Africa would say, because it's absolutely not true at all.

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