WickedHate posted:Sure, he could cure cancer, but when Superman gets mind controlled and needs to be punched, the world would be poo poo out of luck. Just put the cancer-curing machine on reverse and shoot it at him. Can't do much damage on chemo.
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# ? May 11, 2024 12:16 |
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That was the plot of All-Star Superman.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 12:09 |
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The good news is you're free of cancer! Yaaay! The bad news is you're infested with microscopic Supermen. Awww.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 12:12 |
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Lurdiak posted:Can't do much damage on chemo. Tell that to Bludhaven.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 12:16 |
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SynthOrange posted:The good news is you're free of cancer! Can I shoot them out of my fingertips?
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 15:03 |
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Uthor posted:Can I shoot them out of my fingertips? Someones just been diagnosed with a case of colloidal silver age.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:23 |
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WickedHate posted:observing mortals to see if their worthy of blessing Spoiler alert: We're not.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:17 |
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Wow, I tried to give Powers a shot since "The Wire but with Superheroes" sounds incredible... but holy poo poo that show is crap. I couldn't last ten minutes, what the hell?
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:43 |
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Captain Bravo posted:Wow, I tried to give Powers a shot since "The Wire but with Superheroes" sounds incredible... but holy poo poo that show is crap. I couldn't last ten minutes, what the hell? I've never seen the show. It was a comic book first. Try that.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:47 |
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I only just started watching the show, and it's OK, and Eddie Izzard and Michelle Forbes are great in it, but I'm utterly baffled that they decided to open the series with the inciting incident from the second arc, AND make Callista the girl Olympia was loving when he died. (Also they didn't use my favourite bit of Bendis dialogue from that story, with Walker talking about how he appreciated groupies when he was a superhero, because those girls are 'patriotic' and Deena snorts and asks if that means he hosed 'em on a flag)
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 00:03 |
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Kris Straub made something new.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:53 |
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Teenage Fansub posted:Tell that to Bludhaven. Oop
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:49 |
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:10 |
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I give Frank a pass on using begs the question wrong because he's a jarhead
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:12 |
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Sandman is sitting right there so I assume the answer is "gets smothered to death under an endless tide of bulletproof sand."
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:13 |
I think that's Bullseye on the left so it's kind of amazing he got to finish that line at all.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:24 |
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Look here, fuckers. It was almost a month with no panels. I am very disappointed in all of you.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:34 |
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Given the panel you posted I could have gone another month
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:36 |
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I love those panels but could've done without cuz they led to me being really disappointed with the actual last days arc
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:54 |
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mind the walrus posted:Given the panel you posted I could have gone another month Oh, so you think you can do better?
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:42 |
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ImpAtom posted:Sandman is sitting right there so I assume the answer is "gets smothered to death under an endless tide of bulletproof sand." Super heated explosive bullets that turn him to glass. Lurdiak posted:I think that's Bullseye on the left so it's kind of amazing he got to finish that line at all. The Frank we see is just a holographic distraction. I love 616 Punisher.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:45 |
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Toshimo posted:Oh, so you think you can do better? No. But I will judge you harshly for trying. It was too good a set-up to not make a joke WickedHate posted:Super heated explosive bullets that turn him to glass. Has Spidey ever contracted Johnny or Firestar to help out when Marko rears his head?
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:51 |
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WickedHate posted:The Frank we see is just a holographic distraction. 616 is weaksauce.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 21:08 |
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Toshimo posted:616 is weaksauce. I don't know what you're talking about, 2099 is the canon future of the main canon and I'll hear absolutely nothing to the contrary.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 21:19 |
Toshimo posted:Oh, so you think you can do better? Aunt May could kick the Punisher's loving rear end.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 21:46 |
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WickedHate posted:I don't know what you're talking about, 2099 is the cannon future of the main canon and I'll hear absolutely nothing to the contrary. FTFY
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 23:59 |
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ImpAtom posted:Sandman is sitting right there so I assume the answer is "gets smothered to death under an endless tide of bulletproof sand." The universe is ending in like two minutes so whatever.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:46 |
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Then Frank, in his own book at the time, walks out of the bar, completely intact, and decides for a lark to spend his last day on Earth shooting terrorists.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:48 |
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Vision #11. Things get worse.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:54 |
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Wanderer posted:Then Frank, in his own book at the time, walks out of the bar, completely intact, and decides for a lark to spend his last day on Earth shooting terrorists. Yeah, but that was a bunch of neocon bullshit, I prefer him going down in a blaze of glory.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 08:09 |
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Yvonmukluk posted:Yeah, but that was a bunch of neocon bullshit The Punisher
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 08:16 |
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 10:59 |
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Yvonmukluk posted:Yeah, but that was a bunch of neocon bullshit, I prefer him going down in a blaze of glory. Trump/Castle 2016?
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# ? Sep 24, 2016 01:30 |
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Toadstrieb posted:Trump/Castle 2016? I feel like a guy with documented business relationships with Fat Tony Salermo is probably not gonna get on well with Frank
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# ? Sep 24, 2016 01:32 |
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fatherdog posted:I feel like a guy with documented business relationships with Fat Tony Salermo is probably not gonna get on well with Frank Perfect answer!
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# ? Sep 24, 2016 01:53 |
I know it's just for story purposes and they do this same thing with whatever hero needs to be "OUT OF CONTROL AND WON'T BE STOPPED" in a given situation, but I don't get how Vision took down all those dudes. Iron Man? Got sucker punched, but okay. Beast? Basically blue Worf, so sure. Anyone else with physical-attribute based powers, fine. Dr. Strange might as well be a training dummy with a cape on it as often as he gets jobbed. But Blue Marvel, Thor, Nova, and Monica Rambeau? The first two alone have Sentry-level powersets. If Medusa is there, I presume someone can call Black Bolt. I just don't see it, but then again I've always thought Vision was a lame character so maybe it's just my personal bias. Mat Cauthon fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Sep 24, 2016 |
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# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:11 |
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Rap Record Hoarder posted:But Blue Marvel, Thor, Nova, and Monica Rambeau? If Medusa is there, I presume someone can call Black Bolt. I just don't see it, but then again I've always thought Vision was a lame character so maybe it's just my personal bias. What can any of those people do to someone who can go intangible at will?
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# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:13 |
Nothing, apparently. If he ever teams up with Kitty Pride they'd probably kill the entire MCU.
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# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:18 |
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Rap Record Hoarder posted:I know it's just for story purposes and they do this same thing with whatever hero needs to be "OUT OF CONTROL AND WON'T BE STOPPED" in a given situation, but I don't get how Vision took down all those dudes. Rap Record Hoarder posted:Nothing, apparently. If he ever teams up with Kitty Pride they'd probably kill the entire MCU. If Whedon's X-Men run is anything to go on you get them phase through a gigantic block of something then hurl it through space. Do phased entities survive in a vacuum? E--\/ \/ \/ \/ Mixing comics and movies. Vision was originally just an ultra-droid built by Ultron using Wonder Man's brain-waves as a base for his personality/sentience. Marvel might have retconned it to be more like the movies in the last few years, but afaik they haven't. mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Sep 24, 2016 |
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Isn't Vision powered by an Infinity Stone or am I mixing up the comics with the movies I'd be pretty afraid of a robot powered by an Infinity Stone. And I'll stay here what I said in the other thread: at Tony thinking Vision was going to just let him waltz up and slap a containment field on him, after all the poo poo that happened.
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# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:30 |