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Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

babies have poor impulse control, its rather appalling really

# ? Aug 22, 2016 17:25

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# ? May 2, 2024 18:55

soybean

i poo poo myself

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:02

google THIS

"eye of the tiger" montage of an adult baby crawling up bleachers, sucking on a rattle shaped like a barbell, weighing their used diapers, pushing up to a "tummy time" position, power napping with their butt sticking up in the air, etc.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:10

MrWillsauce

soybean posted:

i poo poo myself

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:17

alnilam

misty mountaintop posted:

Adult baby: Goo goo? Gaa?
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google THIS posted:

"eye of the tiger" montage of an adult baby crawling up bleachers, sucking on a rattle shaped like a barbell, weighing their used diapers, pushing up to a "tummy time" position, power napping with their butt sticking up in the air, etc.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:17

Benny the Snake: GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

relevant The F Plus episode

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:21

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

google THIS posted:

"eye of the tiger" montage of an adult baby crawling up bleachers, sucking on a rattle shaped like a barbell, weighing their used diapers, pushing up to a "tummy time" position, power napping with their butt sticking up in the air, etc.

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# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:29

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

google THIS posted:

"eye of the tiger" montage of an adult baby crawling up bleachers, sucking on a rattle shaped like a barbell, weighing their used diapers, pushing up to a "tummy time" position, power napping with their butt sticking up in the air, etc.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:43

Schrecken: Child of Woe

Just have her scream in your face that you are a sissy and then crap your diaper. I'm not sure what the problem is here.

I guess she could do things like:

-Repeatedly smash your face with a giant lollipop.

-Put you alone in a room with a large pit bull while she watches the Maury show with Brad.

-Force your head under water while you take a bath while repeating "Go to sleep baby... go to sleep. Just breath in, it so easy..."

-Lay you on your back (or is it the front now?) in your hideous oversized adult baby crib to go to sleep. Either way, I'm sure SABDC (Sudden Adult Baby Death Syndrome) can be a thing.

-She refuses to get you your vaccinations.

-Blow all the disposable income you have that allows you to live this lifestyle on formula and pogs, and then become a homeless adult baby sissy.

Schrecken fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Aug 22, 2016

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:51

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Schrecken posted:

Just have her scream in your face that you are a sissy and then crap your diaper. I'm not sure what the problem is here.

I guess she could do things like:

-Repeatedly smash your face with a giant lollipop.

-Put you alone in a room with a large pit bull while she watches the Maury show with Brad.

-Force your head under water while you take a bath while repeating "Go to sleep baby... go to sleep. Just breath in, it so easy..."

-Lay you on your back (or is it the front now?) in your hideous oversized adult baby crib to go to sleep. Either way, I'm sure SABDC (Sudden Adult Baby Death Syndrome) can be a thing.

-She refuses to get you your vaccinations.

-Blow all the disposable income you have that allows you to live this lifestyle on formula and pogs, and then become a homeless adult baby sissy.

Adult Baby Injured After Being Mistakenly Left on Roof of Car When Mistress Drives Away

# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:05

FluffieDuckie

misty mountaintop posted:

Adult Baby Injured After Being Mistakenly Left on Roof of Car When Mistress Drives Away

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:06

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

misty mountaintop posted:

Adult Baby Injured After Being Mistakenly Left on Roof of Car When Mistress Drives Away

# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:06

Schrecken: Child of Woe

misty mountaintop posted:

Adult Baby Injured After Being Mistakenly Left on Roof of Car When Mistress Drives Away

Adult baby left in hot car while mistress shops for shoes at the mall.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:07

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

The Dancing Baby is all grown up now. He's a Dancing Adult Baby.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:15

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

misty mountaintop posted:

The Dancing Baby is all grown up now. He's a Dancing Adult Baby.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:29

FutonForensic

i'm a loser adult baby, so why don't you kill me? you don't because you can't. because this baby fights back

# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:30

Victory Position

misty mountaintop posted:

The Dancing Baby is all grown up now. He's a Dancing Adult Baby.

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# ? Aug 22, 2016 19:38

treasure bear

FutonForensic posted:

i'm a loser adult baby, so why don't you kill me? you don't because you can't. because this baby fights back

these babby can frigth back?

# ? Aug 22, 2016 20:01

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

# ? Aug 22, 2016 20:12

Android Blues

misty mountaintop posted:

Adult Baby Injured After Being Mistakenly Left on Roof of Car When Mistress Drives Away

# ? Aug 22, 2016 20:39

Android Blues

*spreading arms expansively as i welcome you into my sex dungeon* welcome, terrible filth man *your eyes light on my erotic flintstones dial a phone, tempted*

# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:13

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

Android Blues posted:

*spreading arms expansively as i welcome you into my sex dungeon* welcome, terrible filth man *your eyes light on my erotic flintstones dial a phone, tempted*

# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:29

Android Blues

with this *licking lips a little* exquisite contraption, hard up dungeon boys like you are sent into a maze of disorienting sexual frenzy from which there is no way out. i call it...the Fisher Price Shapes Learning Triangle, Square and Cylinder Block

adult baby, (gasping): n-no! it'll never fit!

# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:30

bog pixie

My friend soybean!!!! It's a dream come true

# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:37

Scaly Haylie

Android Blues posted:

with this *licking lips a little* exquisite contraption, hard up dungeon boys like you are sent into a maze of disorienting sexual frenzy from which there is no way out. i call it...the Fisher Price Shapes Learning Triangle, Square and Cylinder Block

adult baby, (gasping): n-no! it'll never fit!

# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:39

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Android Blues posted:

with this *licking lips a little* exquisite contraption, hard up dungeon boys like you are sent into a maze of disorienting sexual frenzy from which there is no way out. i call it...the Fisher Price Shapes Learning Triangle, Square and Cylinder Block

adult baby, (gasping): n-no! it'll never fit!

# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:47

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

Android Blues posted:

with this *licking lips a little* exquisite contraption, hard up dungeon boys like you are sent into a maze of disorienting sexual frenzy from which there is no way out. i call it...the Fisher Price Shapes Learning Triangle, Square and Cylinder Block

adult baby, (gasping): n-no! it'll never fit!

# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:48

Victory Position

babies and gentlemen! behold! the greatest show on earth! witness as how I make this glass of water... less, than the other! *pours water into a wide glass* it disappeared! amazing!

now, I have something in my hands. let me show you. is it here ... or is it... not!?

and my last trick, I will show you, I will take this amalgamated dough, shapeless, you see? and press it into a star. *shoves play-doh into mold maker and presses down the lever* voila!!!

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# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:54

alnilam

The greatest moment in adult babyhood is when your mistress finally claims you as a dependent on her tax return :swoon:

# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:54

alnilam

alnilam posted:

The greatest moment in adult babyhood is when your mistress finally claims you as a dependent on her tax return

Incidentally, she is mistress to several other adult babies, hmmm

# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:55

big black turnout

for sale: adult baby shoes. never worn.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:11

Schrecken: Child of Woe

I heard one mistress got adult baby protective services called on her. They found several adult babies crawling around the sex dungeon in their own filth. That would have been fine, but she forgot to refill the food bowl and the others ate the omega adult baby. You have to get that cannibalism certification Missy.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:14