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what about a "jesus didn't tap" t-shirt
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Mr. 47 posted:Wearing a Tap-Out shirt pretty much tells me that the word "consent" is not in your vocabulary. XD That's pretty good
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Aug 23, 2016 03:04
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pick is a real good friend I just wanted to let y'all know
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Aug 23, 2016 03:25
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Troposphere posted:pick is a real good friend Can I be your friend and borrow the stuff from you that you borrow from her? And then my friend can borrow it from me, and his friend can borrow it from him? It'll all find its way back, that's the power of friendship.
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Aug 23, 2016 03:31
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Redjakk posted:Finally reached the end of this ridiculous trainwreck thread. Some of the posters in here are as bad as the dipshits in the stories that are getting posted. I had the exact literal opposite experience once where I was the guy the girl brought to the camping get together, only the "other guy" friend was right we were having sex in the woods
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Aug 23, 2016 03:39
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Fat Shat Sings posted:what about a "jesus didn't tap" t-shirt Hell yeah 
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Aug 23, 2016 03:41
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King Vidiot posted:Can I be your friend and borrow the stuff from you that you borrow from her? And then my friend can borrow it from me, and his friend can borrow it from him? you whore bitches don't deserve a nice friend like pick
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Aug 23, 2016 03:43
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King Vidiot posted:Can I be your friend and borrow the stuff from you that you borrow from her? And then my friend can borrow it from me, and his friend can borrow it from him? I thought I had really good friends with a nice house they would let me chill in and borrow stuff from, but it turns out I had joined a library. I still don't completely understand how it works but they've told me to think of it like a non-paying customer service relationship rather than a friendship. They are actually quite insistent about that. People complaining about being friendzoned don't know the true pain of finding yourself libraryzoned by all your best friends.
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Aug 23, 2016 03:51
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Moon Atari posted:I thought I had really good friends with a nice house they would let me chill in and borrow stuff from, but it turns out I had joined a library. I still don't completely understand how it works but they've told me to think of it like a non-paying customer service relationship rather than a friendship. They are actually quite insistent about that. People complaining about being friendzoned don't know the true pain of finding yourself libraryzoned by all your best friends. I've been there, it's loving annoying when all they ever do is shush you.
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Aug 23, 2016 04:24
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Pick I borrowed the horse to go on a date but I forgot what octane grains it takes so I stopped by McDonalds on the way home and bought it some fries I hope that's okay.
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Aug 23, 2016 04:39
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Troposphere posted:pick is a real good friend Ty yes thank you my loyalty to the people I care about is one of the most important things about myself and how I live. The happiness of the people I love is my happiness 
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Aug 23, 2016 04:49
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Pick I borrowed the horse to go on a date but I forgot what octane grains it takes so I stopped by McDonalds on the way home and bought it some fries I hope that's okay. The horse I horseysit isn't for riding and needs careful num nums for her tum tum, please abide by strict horsey diet
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Aug 23, 2016 04:54
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Pick posted:The horse I horseysit isn't for riding and needs careful num nums for her tum tum, please abide by strict horsey diet Hoh wow, the horse-girl lingo came right outta ya just like that well shucks if that aint darling, miss-!   Horses are drat expensive!
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Aug 23, 2016 05:26
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Troposphere posted:you whore bitches don't deserve a nice friend like pick 
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Aug 23, 2016 05:31
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Dammit pick horses are the worst dude During my job last summer I ran into a stallion that kept snorting at me angrily and flapping his giant loving horse dong around, then it turned around and took the most foul runny poo poo I have ever seen. Meanwhile his mare companion had a fully grown Parascaris worm in her turds.
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Aug 23, 2016 05:47
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srsly what is it with some girls n horses is it really jus their massive dongs?
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Aug 23, 2016 06:22
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i bet its their massive dongs
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Aug 23, 2016 06:22
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Out of honest curiousity, have any of you guys ever had to deal with your friends or relatives pressuring you to hook up with a girl out of pity? I can't tell you how many times I've had some chick (some whom I barely even knew) try to set me up with one of their male friends/relatives by trying to to make me feel bad for the guy ("he's sooooo sweet!, he's just too shy to meet girls!") and than going so far as to physically drag me over to the guy. It's annoying as gently caress and super awkard.
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Aug 23, 2016 06:53
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Moon Atari posted:I thought I had really good friends with a nice house they would let me chill in and borrow stuff from, but it turns out I had joined a library. I still don't completely understand how it works but they've told me to think of it like a non-paying customer service relationship rather than a friendship. They are actually quite insistent about that. People complaining about being friendzoned don't know the true pain of finding yourself libraryzoned by all your best friends. lol
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Aug 23, 2016 07:39
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Pick posted:The horse I horseysit isn't for riding and needs careful num nums for her tum tum, please abide by strict horsey diet Is she prone to colic? brings back memories of shots, vet bills, long nights in the barn... dammit now I want another horse.
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Aug 23, 2016 07:42
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Groovelord Neato posted:wouldn't you want someone with lots of sex practice. they'll be better at it. They want virgins so they won't fail in comparison.
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Aug 23, 2016 07:43
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content, cross posted from another thread:Lottery of Babylon posted:Obvious fact that is often overlooked: No women wants your respect. They love bitterness and contempt. Here's a venn diagram to illustrate
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Aug 23, 2016 07:46
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Mak0rz posted:content, cross posted from another thread: wait it's sex and the city? Is this Bernstein Bears allover again? I mean I never gave the slightest poo poo or watched a single minute of the show but i thought it was sex in the city.
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Aug 23, 2016 07:50
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Fat Shat Sings posted:wait it's sex and the city? Is this Bernstein Bears allover again? Sex with the city. The whoooole city
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Aug 23, 2016 08:49
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Fat Shat Sings posted:what about a "jesus didn't tap" t-shirt Well, he couldn't, being nailed down and all. MMA guys tend to be pretty chill in general, it's the wannabees that train for a month that are douchey. They typically don't last long as they're too cocky to listen/learn and don't take well to getting their rear end kicked in sparring.
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Aug 23, 2016 09:08
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Mak0rz posted:content, cross posted from another thread: it's true I do enjoy broadway hip hop
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Aug 23, 2016 09:44
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Mak0rz posted:content, cross posted from another thread: Luigi being on the inside of the circle is correct, but why isn't Mario on the outside where he belongs? (Wario is okay. smdh if you can't see Wario's potent SMV.)
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Aug 23, 2016 10:28
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be good and try hard! 
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Turdfuzz posted:srsly what is it with some girls n horses The saddle rubs their clit.
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Aug 23, 2016 10:36
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Redjakk posted:One of my friends is a flight attendant with an MMA boyfriend. One day she texted a male friend to tell him that she had his favorite celebrity on one of her flights and he texted back a smiley face. The next day MMA boyfriend showed up at the guy's former workplace because it was still listed on his Facebook bio saying he'd kick his rear end. He bellowed a bit more, shoved over a shelf, and split before the cops showed up. The only guy I know who wears these almost certainly beats his girlfriend and probably his ex wife.
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Aug 23, 2016 11:46
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Ladies always ask me about the star chamber
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Aug 23, 2016 12:09
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Ladies always ask me about the 36th chamber but I will never reveal the secret.
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Aug 23, 2016 12:29
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No.44 posted:Out of honest curiousity, have any of you guys ever had to deal with your friends or relatives pressuring you to hook up with a girl out of pity? I can't tell you how many times I've had some chick (some whom I barely even knew) try to set me up with one of their male friends/relatives by trying to to make me feel bad for the guy ("he's sooooo sweet!, he's just too shy to meet girls!") and than going so far as to physically drag me over to the guy. It's annoying as gently caress and super awkard. I had a woman in college try to hook me up with a male friend out of pity. She pulled a bait and switch on me, and the guy wound up following me around the next three or four days of a theatre conference, insisting that if I let him suck my dick he would change my mind about not being gay. It was an unpleasant experience.
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Aug 23, 2016 12:54
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Your friend is an rear end in a top hat
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Aug 23, 2016 12:59
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MGTOW: Wizards ARE among us.
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Aug 23, 2016 14:53
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Wicker Man posted:MGTOW: 
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Aug 23, 2016 14:58
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Wicker Man posted:MGTOW: Hail Satan 
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No.44 posted:Out of honest curiousity, have any of you guys ever had to deal with your friends or relatives pressuring you to hook up with a girl out of pity? I can't tell you how many times I've had some chick (some whom I barely even knew) try to set me up with one of their male friends/relatives by trying to to make me feel bad for the guy ("he's sooooo sweet!, he's just too shy to meet girls!") and than going so far as to physically drag me over to the guy. It's annoying as gently caress and super awkard. Easily 75% of my friends try this with my brother, and a ton of his female friends do it too. It's weird when someone I know finds out I have a brother and immediately wants to set their friend (or sometimes themselves) up with him without knowing a thing about the guy. Bonus awkward pickup attempt story: I sometimes carry a backpack with velcro tabs that still has an American flag and one of my nametapes from the Air Force on it. Let's pretend my last name is Marquez. (It's not, but that's close enough illustrate my point.) Last night I was browsing at a used bookstore and out of nowhere some guy comes up to me and says "Well good evening to you, Seeeenyodeeta Maaaaaahd-kaaayyss." (Think of Giada saying "mozzarella" mid-sentence, but even worse.) Before I could even get a word in, he said "I'll wager you're probably not used to guys even trying to pronounce your name correctly, but I really think that the beauty of an exotic name like that only shines through when it is said correctly. I speak Spanish fluently, so I always impress Latino parents by speaking to them in their own language...almost as much as I impress beautiful young ladies with how nimbly I can roll my tongue..."  This happened in Texas, where my name is not at all uncommon.
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Aug 23, 2016 16:19
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PallasAthene posted:Last night I was browsing at a used bookstore and out of nowhere some guy comes up to me and says "Well good evening to you, Seeeenyodeeta Maaaaaahd-kaaayyss." (Think of Giada saying "mozzarella" mid-sentence, but even worse.) 
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Aug 23, 2016 16:30
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PallasAthene posted:Easily 75% of my friends try this with my brother, and a ton of his female friends do it too. It's weird when someone I know finds out I have a brother and immediately wants to set their friend (or sometimes themselves) up with him without knowing a thing about the guy. 
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PallasAthene posted:Easily 75% of my friends try this with my brother, and a ton of his female friends do it too. It's weird when someone I know finds out I have a brother and immediately wants to set their friend (or sometimes themselves) up with him without knowing a thing about the guy. Wow. And to think, the best pick-up line I could think of is, "Hey, how's it going. Are you into [whatever] books, too?" I seriously need to get gud at grrls.
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