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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


This sounds like something only Hugo Nominated Author Chuck Tingle could adequately answer.

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Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
I'm having issues with lust. I'm just really going through a period where I'm having trouble getting horny. No anti depressants and viagra is just a stopgap IMHO. This whole thing is probably stress related.

Active dude and I weed isn't an option for me and buttstuff is nice but are there other options?

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Try feeding them ham.

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Affi posted:

I'm having issues with lust. I'm just really going through a period where I'm having trouble getting horny. No anti depressants and viagra is just a stopgap IMHO. This whole thing is probably stress related.

Active dude and I weed isn't an option for me and buttstuff is nice but are there other options?

How often do you masturbate?

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

peramene posted:

Sorry I'm so embarrassed about this, but I mostly want to share this to plunge for ideas -- SO both of my partners are into opposing forms of petplay, one is really into being treated like a puppy and is into hardcore humiliation besides, the other is really into being treated like a kitten and is into being pampered and stuff. The thing is, their relationship together is almost wholly defined by this. They rapidly oscillate between sort of being okay with each other and being REALLY not okay with each other, which can make things complex in our iso-triad. Recently during a little bit of experimentation, okay, stay with me, the cat figured out that it's fun - not hot, but fun - to top the dog in a very sort of traditional fashion, playing with the ball, throwing the rope or bone, that sort of thing. But I'm worried - since cat-partner and myself are white and dog-partner is black - about the racial overtones that might be present here. How can I sorta encourage this... fun? without facilitating a racially oppressive environment for the puppy? Thanks everybody!!

I thought that nothing can make me cringe.

Faerunner
Dec 31, 2007
I've been on the internet too long. I just thought "...have you tried talking to your pets?" and promptly forgot the details.

Actual content: Period-havers of the thread, it's my understanding that hormone levels can affect desire. At what point in your cycle is your sex drive the highest? For me it's at ovulation and then again around menstruation but I'm curious if that applies to a larger sample size.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Mimetic posted:

I was in a similar situation, although we hadn't been together as long. I read a recommendation for the We-Vibe Tango in this thread, and it was such a great purchase. It's just a straightforward bullet/mini vibe but everything about it is great. Definitely a good starting point.

I looked into the We-Vibe Tango and the similar Touch, and they both seem like very good (and reasonably priced) options for us to ease into. Apparently We-Vibe's basic vibes are significantly, well, stronger than the competition, according to reviews. Thanks for the advice because I had absolutely no idea where to start.

That We-Vibe 4 Plus seems like a dreadful mess of awkward proportions though. I can't really see it working, unless my girlfriend and I fit perfectly for the design... and I really don't want to try it.

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Affi posted:

I'm having issues with lust. I'm just really going through a period where I'm having trouble getting horny. No anti depressants and viagra is just a stopgap IMHO. This whole thing is probably stress related.

Active dude and I weed isn't an option for me and buttstuff is nice but are there other options?

Are you having problems getting horny for sex, or at all? Taking a break from porn can help with the former, since porn desensitizes you to a lot of the normal visual stimuli. For the latter, if you think it's stress, it's probably that or a related lack of energy. If you're feeling in a rut, and I know this will sound weird, rearrange the furniture in your house. Shaking up your living environment can actually help with that.

Not jerking it, or dialing back on the jerking it, CAN help, but I've always found frequent masturbation can lessen my enjoyment of sex, but not my overall desire to have it.

PersonalGenius
Mar 1, 2013

Barefoot on the Moon

Affi posted:

I'm having issues with lust. I'm just really going through a period where I'm having trouble getting horny. No anti depressants and viagra is just a stopgap IMHO. This whole thing is probably stress related.

Active dude and I weed isn't an option for me and buttstuff is nice but are there other options?

Are you single, dating, or in an LTR?

What are you stressed about?

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Soylent Pudding posted:

On this note, I want to get a Hitachi Magic Wand and have been somewhat overwhelmed by the range of options available. Is there a thread consensus on the "best" version?

Also, goon who ordered from Bear Things, have you received your items yet? And if so, how is the quality?

I got the wireless one from babeland and my girlfriend loves it.

As for the bear things stuff, it was delivered the day I left for 2 weeks :(

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Affi posted:

I'm having issues with lust. I'm just really going through a period where I'm having trouble getting horny. No anti depressants and viagra is just a stopgap IMHO. This whole thing is probably stress related.

Active dude and I weed isn't an option for me and buttstuff is nice but are there other options?

It's normal for stress to make people less horny. If you're stressed out, I'd look at addressing that, and see if that fixes the problem

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
I have a weird thing where my clit hurts after rubbing it too long. At first it feels good, but then everything goes away after a while and nopes out. Im on anti-depressants which I take 25mg every other day, but I don't think that could be it.

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

Violet_Sky posted:

I have a weird thing where my clit hurts after rubbing it too long. At first it feels good, but then everything goes away after a while and nopes out. Im on anti-depressants which I take 25mg every other day, but I don't think that could be it.

That's normal! You've gotta give it some time and space to chill out... give it a lil vag vacay

bobula
Jul 3, 2007
a guy hello

Violet_Sky posted:

I have a weird thing where my clit hurts after rubbing it too long. At first it feels good, but then everything goes away after a while and nopes out. Im on anti-depressants which I take 25mg every other day, but I don't think that could be it.

I had that this morning. So I used my other hand. The different angle fixed everything 8)

Trainrides
Jun 1, 2012

Trainrides posted:

I don't come.

Nut busted! We've had some really nice times lately, and this weekend I am positive the neighbours woke up to the sound of a frantic goose chasing a dying giraffe. I apologized, and she thought it was hilarious. Only thing left now is that she's so used to disappointing dudes by having a hard time orgasming that she fakes it when she can't come, but I suppose if she gets comfortable with me I can try to explain that it's hard to do what she wants when she gives me conflicting signals about what feels great and what's just okay.

Anyway, thanks for the encouragement, my penis appreciates it.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Every girl I've ever been with likes the awkward sex noises. Don't worry about how you sound.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
During sex I sound like a Nali War Cow getting a Monster Kill.

Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
I usually end up saying something really corny or stupid and making my partner laugh.

Madbullogna
Jul 23, 2009

Affi posted:

I usually end up saying something really corny or stupid and making my partner laugh.

This. The first time we made a video, I turned to my hubby and said, "Why have you never told me how horrible I am at sex talk?" His response...."It's still hot even when horrible, because I know I'm making you feel that good and be in the moment".

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


Madbullogna posted:

This. The first time we made a video, I turned to my hubby and said, "Why have you never told me how horrible I am at sex talk?" His response...."It's still hot even when horrible, because I know I'm making you feel that good and be in the moment".

This is adorable. You have a good husband.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

KillHour posted:

Every girl I've ever been with has told me they like my awkward sex noises so that my self esteem isn't bruised. Don't worry about how you sound.

FTFY

PersonalGenius
Mar 1, 2013

Barefoot on the Moon

Madbullogna posted:

This. The first time we made a video, I turned to my hubby and said, "Why have you never told me how horrible I am at sex talk?" His response...."It's still hot even when horrible, because I know I'm making you feel that good and be in the moment".

Saying a bunch of insane nonsense during sex is a mark of maximum enjoyment.

"BLARGH. I AM A SEX MONSTER! SMITE ME WITH YOUR DICK!"

It's kind of the best thing ever.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Apparently my death glare and absolute silence during sex is offputting.

So perhaps there is a happy medium between hrugggggnging like a rutting hippopotamus and pretending to be a ninja.

betamax hipster
Aug 13, 2016
A ball gag works for me.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007



You assume I have self esteem. :haw:

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

All sex talk sounds stupid when you're not horny.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

hoobajoo posted:

All sex talk sounds stupid when you're not horny.

A lot of poo poo sounds stupid and painful and gross and dumb when you're not horny.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


PersonalGenius posted:

"BLARGH. I AM A SEX MONSTER! SMITE ME WITH YOUR DICK!"

It's kind of the best thing ever.

Thanks for this. Trip report and reaction analysis will be posted in a little bit.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

OwlFancier posted:

Apparently my death glare and absolute silence during sex is offputting.

So perhaps there is a happy medium between hrugggggnging like a rutting hippopotamus and pretending to be a ninja.

"The truth is in the middle" doesn't apply to sex either, except in the location sense.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jedit posted:

"The truth is in the middle" doesn't apply to sex either, except in the location sense.

not if you've got a hooked dick.

Hooked dick havers, I've seen it in porn, how do you piss with that thing?

Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
I'm guessing they aren't always hard when pissing?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Like a shepherd's crook?

TF is a hook dick?

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Think Gonzo's nose.

PersonalGenius
Mar 1, 2013

Barefoot on the Moon

strangemusic posted:

Thanks for this. Trip report and reaction analysis will be posted in a little bit.

That's hot.

upsidedown
Dec 30, 2008

Atlas Hugged posted:

Think Gonzo's nose.

Huh, I thought that porn genre derived from something else.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

upsidedown posted:

Huh, I thought that porn genre derived from something else.

Most professionals in the industry are of the Muppet's Generation. The more you know.

Ograbme
Jul 26, 2003

D--n it, how he nicks 'em
I have this thing where before I orgasm, I blast a full load without any pleasure. I can still come normally after that, but it turns the condom into an oven bag full of turkey grease. Am I doomed to always swap out condoms at the least convenient time?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ograbme posted:

I have this thing where before I orgasm, I blast a full load without any pleasure. I can still come normally after that, but it turns the condom into an oven bag full of turkey grease. Am I doomed to always swap out condoms at the least convenient time?

You're doomed to an exciting career as a novelty porn star. That sounds like a pretty cool talent.

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Ograbme posted:

I have this thing where before I orgasm, I blast a full load without any pleasure. I can still come normally after that, but it turns the condom into an oven bag full of turkey grease. Am I doomed to always swap out condoms at the least convenient time?

How soon after can you ejaculate again after? Sounds interesting

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Ograbme
Jul 26, 2003

D--n it, how he nicks 'em
Hard to say exactly because I have to stop when it happens, but it's close to the end.

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