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Ein cooler Typ posted:Captain Picard is such a pussy
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 22:37 |
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Triggered posted:Bajorans are useless fucks. Cardassians come and invade and all they do is march to the labor camps and cry. If an alien race tried to invade earth I guarantee we would nuke them and ourselves into oblivion. if only the bajorans had had guns
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 22:43 |
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THC posted:Sir Pat's dad was hosed up from the war and beat his wife and kids, so Pat has been a longtime campaigner against domestic violence. I guess he finds boxing/MMA triggering or whatever. He's a good dude who means well. He was a real trouble maker in his youth but ever since that fight with the naussican he's a changed man
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 22:49 |
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ITT: Bajorans deserved what they got. Dukat did nothing wrong. Kai Winn- great leader or greatest leader? Captain Picard is a weak willed pacifist. The imaginary friend that O'Brien killed is a better life partner than Keiko.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 22:54 |
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the Federation just needs a strong leader, ok? deep in your squirmy hearts even you know it is uncouth to have an alien president ruling from Earth
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:21 |
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I liked that the Federation president in that DS9 two parter was a turban wearing non human like alien. There totally was a underlying xenophobia to the crazy Admirals disdain for democracy I mean guys, that weird alien fella isn't even human no wonder he doesn't protect us or care about Earth like he should...
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:44 |
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Automatic Slim posted:ITT:
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:46 |
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This thread is now about Porthos, Janeway's Dogs that she abandoned on earth, and that alien that pretended to be a dog so that it could eat LaForge. E: Worf's childhood pet Targ discussion is allowed too.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:56 |
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RVWinkle posted:This thread is now about Porthos, Janeway's Dogs that she abandoned on earth, and that alien that pretended to be a dog so that it could eat LaForge. Post the dogs so we can get a load
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:58 |
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RVWinkle posted:This thread is now about Porthos, Janeway's Dogs that she abandoned on earth, and that alien that pretended to be a dog so that it could eat LaForge. What about the Alfa 177 canine? Poor thing died of having its good and evil halves put back together.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 01:09 |
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Powered Descent posted:What about the Alfa 177 canine? I don't like little yappy alien dogs but have at it mailorder bees! posted:Post the dogs so we can get a load Sorry my internet is garbage so it would take me forever. Hopefully other people can step up like Powered Descent did above.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 01:17 |
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Starfleet should've started mass-producing cloaks the second Proud Warrior Race Guys pulled out of the Khitomer Accords. Guess what, assholes? That was literally your only advantage over the space commies.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 02:15 |
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Apoplexy posted:Well, you're stupid. Either that or you're not giving it the loving chance it deserves. What poo poo have you watched and liked? And then came Defiance after Farscape and it was awwwful. It turned the "town of assholes" premise to an artform, with no relationship between any cast member avoiding a good deep backstab per episode. It's possible to have enjoyablr unlikable characters, you just cant have an entire cast of them. Hell, I don't even think they ever outright succeed in a single episode at anything they tried, they all just failed upwards to the finale.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 02:51 |
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Watched Voyager again recently and I kind of liked it. It held up better than I thought. Kes annoys the poo poo out of me though.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:18 |
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Farscape is amazing and if you can't enjoy it what are you doing the trek GBS thread. Also as an enormous nerd I can definitively say the doubler episode in season 3 is where the show gets loving horrible and features Crichton cucking himself. Then along comes peacekeeper wars and daddy o'bannon writes off every character that came after the start of season 3, it was glorious.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:39 |
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I could never really get over Ocampians having big vaginas in their backs. Tho liked Kes's maternal relationship with Janeway and her advocate/mentor relationship with the Doc.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:51 |
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Tectonis posted:Farscape is amazing and if you can't enjoy it what are you doing the trek GBS thread. Also as an enormous nerd I can definitively say the doubler episode in season 3 is where the show gets loving horrible and features Crichton cucking himself. Then along comes peacekeeper wars and daddy o'bannon writes off every character that came after the start of season 3, it was glorious. Pop sensation Jewel getting nuked from orbit surprised the hell out of me.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:53 |
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Tectonis posted:Farscape is amazing and if you can't enjoy it what are you doing the trek GBS thread. Also as an enormous nerd I can definitively say the doubler episode in season 3 is where the show gets loving horrible and features Crichton cucking himself. Then along comes peacekeeper wars and daddy o'bannon writes off every character that came after the start of season 3, it was glorious. Season 3 went right down the shitter after Crichton got doubled, but Season 4 was legit good.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:08 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Season 3 went right down the shitter after Crichton got doubled, but Season 4 was legit good. This is a correct and good statement. The
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:35 |
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I don't remember what seasons are associated with what but the Scorpius in John's head stuff is great. Especially later when he squishes him up like a basketball and throws him in a dumpster. Pretty much anything with Scorpius is prime Farscape. Edit: What was that show (I think from the early 90s) where there are aliens that live on Earth coexisting with humans and water kills them or something. They had leopard spots? I remember liking that show for being a weird detective/sci-fi mix-up. Edit2: Alien Nation. Alien Nation owned.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:08 |
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lexx is better than farscape
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:33 |
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so the first half of this episode was a ripoff of that TNG episode where Data has to knock everyone out to hide an alien race's existence and then this happened
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:58 |
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:I don't remember what seasons are associated with what but the Scorpius in John's head stuff is great. Season 4 had Crichton holding an entire Scarran Destroyer, and the Peacekeepers at-large hostage with a pair of hand-made nukes on his belt .
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:06 |
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:I don't remember what seasons are associated with what but the Scorpius in John's head stuff is great. spoiled milk got them drunk and you could make their women cum super hard by humming into the side of their neck or forearm or something i forget
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 08:28 |
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I stopped my rewatch of Voyager in season 5 and then accidentally watched 2 seasons of Deep Space Nine. Oops.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 08:33 |
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Alien Nation was decent for what it was. The spoiled milk thing grossed me out as a kid every time.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 08:37 |
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Trast posted:Alien Nation was decent for what it was. The spoiled milk thing grossed me out as a kid every time. man i remember watching that as a kid and the human cop that was dating an alien wanted to prove his love for her and drank a ton of chunky milk.....ugh
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 08:43 |
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The best part of Alien Nation was how they'd slam cut to that clip of the one dude flipping out in the car in the opening credits and it brings the whole thing to a grinding halt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKNc1nORBz0 Also the theme is weird and cool I guess
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 08:52 |
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The original movie is way better than the dumb tv show.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 08:59 |
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Picard: Picard to Geordi and Data: fix everything. Commander Riker: don't gently caress any people you're not supposed to gently caress. Everyone else: just stand in place until I return to the bridge. I've got to go drop a "captain's log". *credits play*
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 13:21 |
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TNG is awesome but that would still be better than 1/3 of TNG episodes.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 13:22 |
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The Federation not using cloaks is retarded. The tactical advantages of being invisible are self explanatory, then they experiment with pegasus and can move through solid matter as well as being invisible. So all the Federation needs to do is make a huge, invisible bomb that passes through matter and stick it in the core of every planet not in the Federation. There you have it, no more problems from the Romulans, no more problems from odos lovely race and no more problems from the borg. Another thing, as soon as someone invented the holodeck why would anyone give a poo poo about exploring space? I would retreat into my holo capsule and lock the thing behind me.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 13:31 |
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Triggered posted:
Every new civilization discovered is just extra material for the intergalactic spank-bank that is the holodeck
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 13:59 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Every new civilization discovered is just extra material for the intergalactic spank-bank that is the holodeck Yeah but when it comes down to it, would you rather spend your life on a starship waiting to be sucked into the cold vacuum of space or would you rather spend the rest of your days being sucked off by holo Jenna Jameson. Seems like an easy choice to me.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:12 |
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Triggered posted:Yeah but when it comes down to it, would you rather spend your life on a starship waiting to be sucked into the cold vacuum of space or would you rather spend the rest of your days being sucked off by holo Jenna Jameson. // ** accessing... updates available, would you like to apply??? ** \\ Yeah sure go nuts. // ** update applied. enter when ready ** \\
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:47 |
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FilthyImp posted:Computer: Run program Jenna_Jamesons_Hot_Boxxx // ** you have been infected with hepatitis NCC-1701 **/
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:57 |
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FilthyImp posted:Computer: Run program Jenna_Jamesons_Hot_Boxxx Holy poo poo, not like this. Not like this.....
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Once the nose falls off the fourth hole is revealed, like a boss transformation
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The late 90s - early 2000s were a mixed bag for scifi. You had Lexx and Farscape on one side and Voyager and Andromeda on the other.
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