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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

GunnerJ posted:

9) Voting for Gary Johnson will give you the satisfaction of being able to say "I told you so" to your family and friends for 4 years! Hillary starts another war, "Hey, I didn't vote for her!" Your friend complains when Trump says something wacky, shake your head sadly and remind them for the 500th time, "You should have voted for President Johnson!" They will get sick of complaining to you because you are immune to their whining. No one will ever bother you about politics again until 2019. Then, you can tell them, no one has ever had to apologize or make excuses for their candidate when they voted Libertarian!

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"

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GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

Pththya-lyi posted:

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"

The Simpsons sure had its South Park moments.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

QuarkJets posted:

lol so the author of this knew that Clinton was in some sort of legislative office but doesn't think that she's ever worked with Republicans to enact legislation

To be fair they probably meant "there, that's not an advantage Clinton has over Johnson"

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

GunnerJ posted:

I think it implicitly mean "chief executive."

That sounds like a pretty dumb criterion and seems specifically tailored so that you can say that Johnson has executive experience and Clinton doesn't, even though Clinton's experience is far more relevant than Johnson's. So given that we're talking about libertarians I think you're right.

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

Cerebral Bore posted:

That sounds like a pretty dumb criterion and seems specifically tailored so that you can say that Johnson has executive experience and Clinton doesn't, even though Clinton's experience is far more relevant than Johnson's. So given that we're talking about libertarians I think you're right.

Well, they tried the same thing with Palin. So yeah basically.

I have to wonder how much people who eat this up glorify the classic liberal wisdom of The Founding Fathers. As a former Secretary of State, Clinton would basically be the most "intent of the Founders" president we've had in a long time.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

WrenP-Complete posted:

I can't tell what's real anymore.

Me either, I have to consult the wriggling mass of giblets that floats above my home for that sort of thing these days.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

paragon1 posted:

Me either, I have to consult the wriggling mass of giblets that floats above my home for that sort of thing these days.

Hard "g", like "goatse", or soft "g", like "GIF"?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Weatherman posted:

Hard "g", like "goatse", or soft "g", like "GIF"?

like the g in gibbet

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Weatherman posted:

Hard "g", like "goatse", or soft "g", like "GIF"?

Are you a jigawatt man?

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

Weatherman posted:

Hard "g", like "goatse", or soft "g", like "GIF"?

Wait, I'm not supposed to pronounce it as "joat-see?" What have been doing with my life?

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


From a while back, but as I said before, 2 jobs so I missed all of this

JustJeff88 posted:

Part of me is sad that you ended up leaving France, C-bot, but if you're happier that way then so be it. Did you meet your fiancée there or in the states?

I met her there but I have some family who can co-sponsor so she should be here by the end of the year.

I'm not at all happy leaving France (or Brittany to be more precise) but it's the only viable decision we had available to us. That level of poverty has a pretty profound psychological effect when there's no light at the end of the tunnel and the fact that she couldn't help financially at all took a pretty serious toll on her.

Liquid Communism posted:

What the hell field are you in that you can't beat minimum wage with, given you mention a master's, I can only assume is at least a bachelor's degree? poo poo, every fast food joint and Starbucks out here is starting people at $10, and that's in the rear end end of the Midwest not someplace expensive like the Bay or Seattle.

Education, and even though I'm one of maybe 300 people in the world qualified to teach elementary school in the language I was teaching it in the starting wage is minimum wage and there are no significant raises in the pay scale for the first 8 years or so. :france:

Also, I don't think you're rear end-end of the Midwest enough at those pay scales, unlike my apparent neighbor here

Who What Now posted:

Around where I live (mid-Michigan) fast food is hiring for the high $8s to low $9s, and I can guarantee you won't find much better in most other entry-level fields.

Dirk the Average posted:

If you get the chance, try to get a job as a technician somewhere in a medical company (or other industrial company; my only experience is medical). Generally speaking, there's not much education required, and if you're former military, they'll be happy to hire you (there are tax breaks and incentives to do so!). You won't make as much as an engineer, but you get decent pay and benefits.

I was bitching about my pay because I was working as a temp and not able to use my degree. Now I make roughly double what I was making with full benefits and a nice 401k.

It really shouldn't be that tough to make good money in this country. How the hell are people so opposed to minimum wage increases? It's maddening. It's not a perfect solution, and I'm in favor of more drastic things like mincome, but it should be politically viable to reward people for hard work!

I'm all set up with a good paying (80k+/year) Fed job that starts next summer, I'm just waiting for the academy to start. I can't wait to be a statist parasite sucking the vitality out of the economy with ill-gotten pay stolen from hardworking Americans by men with guns.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Cemetry Gator posted:

Wait, I'm not supposed to pronounce it as "joat-see?" What have been doing with my life?

goatse.cx is pronounced "goat sexy"

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

paragon1 posted:

Me either, I have to consult the wriggling mass of giblets that floats above my home for that sort of thing these days.

I had been avoiding reading that social networks thread because I didn't remember why I bookmarked it, and figured it was written by someone like me ie the topic was social networks are broken so here is how we can deepen our human communication and compassion while not succumbing to digital ennui. Really though, it was just my subconscious mind protecting itself, screaming that this was the techno libertarian nonsense that would actually break it. How could... But why... What?
Who?
Where?

Fake edit:
The Google Hangouts video... Where sedanchairs is made of shadow and snark, Eripsa implicates himself and then blames that other guy who is grinning all the time for getting him banned for account sharing?! I work in psychedelic research and that's the trippiest video in the whole world.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
what the gently caress now i need to see that thread

edit: couldn't find it at first because it's in the goldmine

edit: hahaha oh wow

Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Aug 24, 2016

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Stinky_Pete posted:

what the gently caress now i need to see that thread

edit: couldn't find it at first because it's in the goldmine

I also just realised I am running a fever. YMMV

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

WrenP-Complete posted:

I also just realised I am running a fever
and the only cure is more jrodbot

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

theshim posted:

and the only cure is more jrodbot

jrodbot posted:

Hello everyone. Many of you know me already. But before I had a chance to defend my positions. Listed mental health, drug addiction, loose dogs, failing schools as problems the public to limit the scope of discussion, it logically follows the acknowledgment of the caller, calling the police role has become that of a verbal debate at some point in the middle of the mandates from the ethical rules for human beings.

That started off well.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

WrenP-Complete posted:

That started off well.
Those loose dogs get you every time :(

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

WrenP-Complete posted:

That started off well.

"Loose dogs" is why you always neuter your pets.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
wow, Eripsa is hilariously bad, but there are loads of people with that basic mindset, who don't realize that the major barrier to effective scaled political organization is that most people don't care enough to give up their time, or don't have time to give.

also, loving lol at this wacky idea of people directing signals with stored-up "energy" points, as if anyone wants to do all that clicking to share a post

edit: on the bright side, that thread linked me to this excellent piece

edit: professor of philosophy? really? the bar is even lower than i realized. more likely postdoc but still

Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Aug 24, 2016

JustJeff88
Jan 15, 2008

I AM
CONSISTENTLY
ANNOYING
...
JUST TERRIBLE


THIS BADGE OF SHAME IS WORTH 0.45 DOUBLE DRAGON ADVANCES

:dogout:
of SA-Mart forever

Soviet Commubot posted:

Why I'm leaving France

I see where you are coming from, SC. I've often been tempted by jobs with the government as a university language professor who isn't on the tenure track. I just took an 18.6% raise to change jobs this year, and it's less work/misery/aggravation in many ways, but sometimes those jobs that pay twice my salary or more with the Department of Defence or the CIA look very tempting. I am a naturalised US citizen, but I am not sure if they would hire me being Canadian born and British raised.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Soviet Commubot posted:

Education, and even though I'm one of maybe 300 people in the world qualified to teach elementary school in the language I was teaching it in the starting wage is minimum wage and there are no significant raises in the pay scale for the first 8 years or so. :france:

Also, I don't think you're rear end-end of the Midwest enough at those pay scales, unlike my apparent neighbor here

Nah, I'm in Iowa. Michigan is just its own special economic Hell.

Education makes it fully understandable though, that field is absurdly under-paid. Good luck on your transition into better paying work!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Soviet Commubot posted:

unlike my apparent neighbor here

A michigoon?!

Sloppy Milkshake
Nov 9, 2004

I MAKE YOU HUMBLE

Why are there so many of us in this thread? Is our state home to more than the average number of libertarians?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I had no idea there were so many of us.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
It's cause the Midwest is the septic tank of America OP.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

paragon1 posted:

It's cause the Midwest is the septic tank of America OP.

Spoken by someone who's never been to Mississippi.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Liquid Communism posted:

Spoken by someone who's never been to Mississippi.

Septic tank is too nice of a description for Mississippi

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Liquid Communism posted:

Spoken by someone who's never been to Mississippi.

The South isn't the septic tank of America, it's the gangrenous taint.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

paragon1 posted:

It's cause the Midwest is the septic tank of America OP.

I kind of wonder if it's a Rust Belt thing; for whatever bug gently caress crazy reason the places hit hardest by capitalism going "nah, you aren't profitable enough" are prone to producing people who just really, really wish capitalism was legally allowed to gently caress them harder.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Remember kids: God didn't whisk us all away to heaven on the appointed date because we didn't worship him hard enough.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

paragon1 posted:

The South isn't the septic tank of America, it's the gangrenous taint.

You're really mixing your metaphors.

archangelwar
Oct 28, 2004

Teaching Moments

Liquid Communism posted:

Spoken by someone who's never been to Mississippi.

There are a few exlibertarians from Mississippi (me) and there are a lot of current Ron Paul style when the rubber hits the road we vote straight conservative "Libertarians" who really just want to stop getting harassed by police for being dumb shits who break minor laws all the time.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Actually another thing occurs to me; have you ever noticed that lolbertarians tend to be white as hell?

If memory serves Mississippi is pretty black. I can definitely understand a black person looking at libertarians and going "lol, nah." The whitest white to ever white probably hears Ron Paul saying "well we shouldn't ban discrimination at a federal level" and think "yeah what's the big deal, anyway?" while a non-white person in America is pretty much guaranteed to have experienced discrimination.

eNeMeE
Nov 26, 2012

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Actually another thing occurs to me; have you ever noticed that lolbertarians tend to be white as hell?

Look, I'm not in this to read about racism so

Holy gently caress can't you stop talking about racism? There's no relationship between libertarians and racism.

Why are you always bringing up racism? I said I don't want to read about it!

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Actually another thing occurs to me; have you ever noticed that lolbertarians tend to be white as hell?

If memory serves Mississippi is pretty black. I can definitely understand a black person looking at libertarians and going "lol, nah." The whitest white to ever white probably hears Ron Paul saying "well we shouldn't ban discrimination at a federal level" and think "yeah what's the big deal, anyway?" while a non-white person in America is pretty much guaranteed to have experienced discrimination.

There's pretty much one prominent black libertarian, Thomas Sowell. His entire output is based around "perhaps it is you who is the racist" arguments. Like, "poor old Scalia, smeared as a 'racist' just because he said black people won't be able to handle top-tier colleges" level stuff. Seriously, look at this poo poo.

Sloppy Milkshake
Nov 9, 2004

I MAKE YOU HUMBLE

paragon1 posted:

It's cause the Midwest is the septic tank of America OP.

i'll accept this if you agree that ohio is the worst of the midwest

JustJeff88
Jan 15, 2008

I AM
CONSISTENTLY
ANNOYING
...
JUST TERRIBLE


THIS BADGE OF SHAME IS WORTH 0.45 DOUBLE DRAGON ADVANCES

:dogout:
of SA-Mart forever
There's a poster on this forum (but not in this thread) that I've always very much respected; he's a Dutchman by the name of Orange Devil. He said something once in a healthcare thread that always stuck with me. I paraphrase:

"Socialists (read: people who believe in equitable, non-exploitative economic systems) don't blindly love government. In fact, they are highly suspicious of government. They just know that it's the only possible thing that can protect people from the ravages of capitalism"

I'm constantly horrified that (stupid) people will actively go about trying to weaken or outright eliminate the one thing that is providing some thin, woefully insufficient protection from the capitalist system. Part of it is ignorance, part of it is the Steinback "disenfranchised millionaires" syndrome. I realise that a lot of people have been propagandised by media that is owned by huge corporations who just want to enrich themselves off of everyone's misery, but a lot of people are simply utter sociopaths and, even though they will never be in a position of power, they subconsciously would like to gently caress everyone over for their own benefit if they were and they would resent being stopped by a more powerful entity - the government. So, they vote and act in ways that are very much a case of cutting off the nose to spite the face.

I'm also constantly reminded of how far humanity is from evolving into any truly "progressive" economic system. I hate the word progressive, honestly, but I couldn't think of a better one. What capitalism does to so many is so blatant, horrible and obvious, but the mass consciousness is so far removed from better ideas that people don't even consider the possibility that the capitalist system itself is the problem. The oligarchs don't care because they only want to make as much money as possible and will do anything to do it, very economically conservative types think that everything would be grand if the government would stay out of it (Protip: It wouldn't), and even the mast majority of left-leaning people think that the system is fine, it just needs more regulation or a higher minimum wage or blah blah blah.

Frankly, I also sometimes think that human nature is just not compatible with egalitarianism in general. Alan Greenspan is a horrible person and the fact that he's still alive at 90 is proof that only the good die young, but he may have a point in saying that capitalism is human nature and we may as well just run with it. I don't agree, but I often wonder if humankind is simply not capable of better. Humans are vile, hateful selfish creatures and every positive step forward in social evolution, from the end of chattel slavery to the institution of government pensions and the like has had to be earned in tears from century upon century of misery, poverty and disenfranchisement that probably could have been avoided to a great degree if the collective conscience had a drop of decency in it.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
The only black libertarian I know is wearing a suit in his facebook profile picture

Edit: yeah what Jeff said

Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Aug 25, 2016

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Sloppy Milkshake posted:

i'll accept this if you agree that ohio is the worst of the midwest

All current evidence I am aware of indicates that that is the case.

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