twoday posted:

Tired of paying out your rear end in a top hat for fancy deli meats? Why not make them yourself in a plastic tub in your basement?

And part 2: Update after washing with vinegar

Schubalts posted:

That looks like bad white cornbread with how dense it seems to be.

quote:

The Dilberito was a vegan microwave burrito introduced in 1999 by Scott Adams Foods, Inc. and named after the comic strip character Dilbert. The product went out of production in 2003.

First announced in The Dilbert Future and introduced in 1999, the Dilberito came in flavors of Mexican, Indian, Barbecue, and Garlic & Herb and was sold through some health food stores.

Scott Adams's inspiration for the product was that "diet is the number one cause of health-related problems in the world. I figured I could put a dent in that problem and make some money at the same time." His aim was to create a healthy food product that also had mass appeal, a concept he called "the blue jeans of food."

The product failed to catch on in the market, leading Adams to "several years and several million dollars later" to sell off his intellectual property and exit the business. Adams himself noted "the mineral fortification was hard to disguise, and because of the veggie and legume content, three bites of the Dilberito made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail". The New York Times noted the burrito "could have been designed only by a food technologist or by someone who eats lunch without much thought to taste."

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

That ham is very much anti food porn

zedprime posted:

You have been captured by an evil genius and he doesn't understand the joy of eating. For the rest of your life, he gives you the choice of soylent, dilberitos, or nutraloaf. Which do you pick?

zedprime posted:

You have been captured by an evil genius and he doesn't understand the joy of eating. For the rest of your life, he gives you the choice of soylent, dilberitos, or nutraloaf. Which do you pick?

Pastry of the Year posted:

Dilberitos, because if I have to give up the pleasure of an interesting and varied diet, I'm drat sure not giving up the pleasure of Richter-scale flatulence

zedprime posted:

You have been captured by an evil genius and he doesn't understand the joy of eating. For the rest of your life, he gives you the choice of soylent, dilberitos, or nutraloaf. Which do you pick?

gentle pete posted:

Apparently this is a picture of the finished product

Tashilicious posted:

I was looking for a video or something of someone making a loaf and eating it. This little lone sad picture is almost worse. It looks like a sad mixture between dry feta and underbaked pound cake

twoday posted:

Tired of paying out your rear end in a top hat for fancy deli meats? Why not make them yourself in a plastic tub in your basement?

And part 2: Update after washing with vinegar

steinrokkan posted:

Pls post that goon who made that cured (rotten) ham that looked like a human leg, even with a sock still on it.

Polyseme posted:

No sock, but were you looking for this?

e:

Because I have sympathy for people that don't want to click through on the Awful app.

MasterFugu posted:

that's a reposted image(from facebook iirc), said goon didn't actually make that but is just trolling.

Polyseme posted:

See, I like this because I don't actually understand what's gone wrong.

sweeperbravo posted:

It's really impressive just how much it looks like a real goddamn motherfucking leg

Pirate Radar posted:

Pigs are long sometimes.

My Lovely Horse posted:

Polyseme posted:

No sock, but were you looking for this?

e:

Because I have sympathy for people that don't want to click through on the Awful app.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Cold cut sushi rolls

To quote where I found this: "this is why japan went into a 200 year period of national seclusion"

Cavenagh posted:

What amazing innovation.

Panfilo posted:

Country ham?

zedprime posted:

You have been captured by an evil genius and he doesn't understand the joy of eating. For the rest of your life, he gives you the choice of soylent, dilberitos, or nutraloaf. Which do you pick?

sweeperbravo posted:

Insta Spagh is correct