dirksteadfast posted:

Brad: (Is she marrying me, or Santa?)

dordreff posted:

The child was never in the car. They left the child at the house, doing unspecified renovations with a known criminal.

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

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A nice panel. It kind of reminds me of a friend of mine telling me that he likes to watch his wedding video in reverse. They go into the courthouse married and emerge single, happy, and free…
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Myself, I was lucky to find one I want to spend the rest of my life with. And the next life, too, if I get to come back and am lucky enough for us to find each other again.

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Reminds me of 1971. I had the most horrible year ever. I can’t begin to list the terrible things that happened to me that year. I was about to write it off as the worst year of my life. Then, during the Thanksgiving holidays, I met my future husband! 1971 turned out to be a fantastic year!

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As Larry the Cable Guy would say, “Get ’ere done”. Now, dare not, Greg to pull the rug out from under us by having the Courthouse closed. No plumbing emergency, no closed early for the holiday, no hostage situation or bomb threat. I have to admit, with all the monkey wrenches that plague this strip, I’m gun shy or, out and out paranoid.

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IamJayBluE said, about 16 hours ago
Waitaminit! There are lots of things that could be happening, here! It could be, that….

A) Brad and Toni got tickets to be in the gallery on “The People’s Court”
B) Brad suddenly remembered that he couldn’t go anywhere, anyway, because he was supposed to deal with a parking ticket, and he had 5 minutes till it closed…
C) Brad and Toni’s favorite band,“Habeas Corpus”, was to make an appearance, there…..
D) They are getting married
E) The mayor called everyone to come down for a surprise dance party, and Brad figures there would be inspiration for Toni, since everyone thinks “simple”, when it comes to the mayor….
F) Brad forgot that if they register for gifts at city hall, the courthouse would give out free used party favors…( and who could turn that down?)
G) If he registers early, they could actually use the public space inside, for the reception….
H) they just want to see how people walk to get married, so Toni doesn’t have to worry about tripping, during her ceremony…

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“Court-ship”
“Flight Of The Lovebirds”
“Being Civil”
“Oh, The Possibilities!”
“Back In The Saddle, In The Spur Of The Moment”
“A Totally Unexpected Idea”
“A Clouded Decision”
“…And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon”
“Calling An Audible”
“Mutual Of Omaha! ….Omaha!…”
“Counter Trey Sweep, Play Action Pass”
“Making Our Dreams Come True…”(♬♪)
“…For Me And You” (♪)
or
“The Elopement In The Room”

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Mordock999 GoComics PRO Member said, about 13 hours ago
@Mikeyj
“The DeGroots are going to be pissed off!”
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Not just the DeGroot Parental Units.
1) Old Smiley, who’ll be put out, not being able to put on an Embarrassing ‘Bachelor Party’ for Bradley.
2) Little Shannon, who will be DOUBLELY P/Oed, Knowing that Not only is she NOT going to the Pool, she WON’T be a ‘Flower Girl’ Either.
3) Luann Who WON’T get to be a Bridesmaid.
4) The Guys at the Firehouse who WON’T be able to Playfully DOSE the Newly Weds with fire hoses at the End of the Wedding Ceremony.
5) And above ALL, that “Wedding Planner” who is STILL waiting Impatiently for These Two to Show up, and is NOW out several Thousand Dollars in Commission!

Julet Esqu posted:

Phantom Classic

Aardmania posted:

Piranha Club

Poil posted:

I'm not sure that would be appropriate in traffic.

SomeMathGuy posted:

Mark Trail

Tiggum posted:

Alleged criminal. He's never been convicted of anything.

Wanamingo posted:

Nancy

Wanamingo posted:

Nancy

Slammy posted:

Mopsy (May, 1940)

Mr. Squishy posted:

Maybe the first time I've seen tired and emotional used literally and not as an euphemism for "blind drunk."

Wanamingo posted:

Nancy

EasyEW posted:

Bloom County

Manuel Calavera posted:

Tina's Groove

RandomPauI posted:

He's begging for "gently caress you" edits isn't he?

Wanamingo posted:

Nancy

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Namrepus said, about 13 hours ago
I guess we all should’ve known. Nothing is ever simple, easy or short in the Luanniverse.

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IamJayBluE said, about 13 hours ago
Wow, a “Psych!” moment.
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Cue Jack McDuff/Sam Cooke (“A Change Is Gonna Come”)…
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Either that, or Gary Wright (“Dream Weaver”)…
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All that’s left is to check for a snow globe (A la St. Elsewhere)….

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Brdshtt GoComics PRO Member said, about 13 hours ago

[PICTURE OF GENE WILDER AS WILLY WONKA]
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“I’d like to sing a song that I feel goes with today’s revelation and Greg’s genius as if it was Greg singing it”
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♫ Come with me and you’ll be
In a world of Toni’s imagination
Take a look and you’ll see
Into Toni’s imagination
We’ll begin with a spin
Traveling in the world
Of my creation
What we’ll see
Will defy explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanna change the world?
There’s nothing to it
There is no life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there, you’ll be free
If you truly wish to be … ♪
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Gene Wilder 1933 – 2016

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Oh the old misdirection play Greg!! Well done. I should have known. But they still are working things out, and Shannon is not in the car!!

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I’m afraid I have to take back the praise I gave this strip yesterday. The twist yesterday was shocking, exciting, entertaining. The twist today is just…disappointing. And more than a little dull.

I don’t hate the strip. It’s just I was so excited by yesterday, and so let down by today.

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This is like when it turned out an entire season of Dallas was just a dream. And they never did explain why somebody would have such a long and coherent dream.

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“It’s The Thought That Counts”
“St. Pittswhere”
“Who Shot JR Slapped TJ?”
“Clouds In My Coffee” (♪)
“Anticipation” (♬)
“Walk Talk, Don’t Run” (♬)
“All I Have To Do Is Dream” (♬)
“I Would Do Anything For Love…..” (♪♬)
“The Plan, Boss! The Plan!”
“Compromise-d”
“A Premium On Mutuals”
“Cul De Sacrifice”
“If It Makes You Happy” (♬)
“Into the Lion’s Burden”
“Take A Load Off, Toni” (♪)
or
“Turning Over A New Relief

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Someone said this would happen and I thought: “Yes, it will turn out to be a fantasy scene!” … So, while I didn’t MAKE the prediction, I DID agree with it! (Which is closer than I usually get)

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It is a huge retcon of all we know about Brad, to make him a prissy fussbudget who frets about details and fancy trimmings. Felix Unger he is NOT!!! Brad is Oscar Madison, and that’s that.

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Mordock999 GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 hours ago
“Oh, I say and I say again, Ya Been HAD!”
“Ya been TOOK!”
“Ya been HOODWINKED!”
“BAMBOOZLED!”
“Led ASTRAY!”
“Run AMOK!”
“THIS Is What Team Evans Does!!!*
Denzel Washington as Malcom X and His Response to Yesterday’s Strip.

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Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth

Really Pants posted:

Why is there a woman on the Viagra poster?

Binary Badger posted:

Someone needs to take this to its logical conclusion and draw Nancy and Sluggo whaling on GG

Johnny Aztec posted:

Do you really have to ask that? You need this Red and Rovered for you?

Really Pants posted:

I've never seen an ad for cholesterol pills that's just a picture of a big hamburger, that's all I'm saying

Really Pants posted:

I've never seen an ad for cholesterol pills that's just a picture of a big hamburger, that's all I'm saying