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gently caress look at the gloss on Randy's card! Also: 
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Holy poo poo, I just noticed the card for Alex Bender has a fax number on it. Send my a nude baby okay BZZZZT VVVVRRRRRRTTTTT BRRRNNNPPP ZZZZT
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Sep 3, 2016 00:58
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are hipsters ironically using fax machines yet?
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This is like the same as sending the same catch-all resume to a million postings/companies hoping you'll get a hit. And when you do it's because they're desperate and consider you disposable.
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One I've always liked and I'll just repeat here since I'll never use it: "I can't tell you how happy I am that we met I'm strangely attracted to you There's someone I'm trying so hard to forget Don't you want to forget someone too?" IMO that stands a much better chance of getting a phone call than the chorus of some dumb pop track. Christ, it's not even a song straight dudes would listen to and I refuse to believe a gay dude would be that oblivious if he were going to make "pick-up cards". Especially not (stereotype incoming!) with such lousy design.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:gently caress look at the gloss on Randy's card! "Compromised" is, I'll assume, code for "ever had a penis in your vagina at any point in your life".
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:gently caress look at the gloss on Randy's card! 
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NomChompsky posted:I've got a bump on my nut and I'm really worried CaptainSarcastic posted:Never trust your penis. got a bump on his nut, nut, nut mind's like "what? what? what?" sure looks wrong let a doc check your dong  
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJEErf9bZWM
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 such an on-point reference...
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King Vidiot posted:"Compromised" is, I'll assume, code for "ever had a penis in your vagina at any point in your life". But he's very 'sicere'!
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Cthulu Carl posted:But he's very 'sicere'! Ay, si. Si sicere señora. ¡Felicidad en Solicitation! M'dama~! 
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Sep 3, 2016 03:31
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ive never seen that business card thing before and im legit befuddled
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Rondette posted:Someone posted this goober's instagram account in the Schadenfreude thread, I feel it'd be right at home here too... I got a feeling the chick is photo-shopped in. Poor gal.
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I'm stuck at work and want to laugh at randos. Oblige me. I'll be nice.
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mind the walrus posted:I'm stuck at work and want to laugh at randos. Oblige me. I'll be nice. Sorry man. I just had one cringe worthy story. Other than that I'm usually pretty Salty. Wish I could help.
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Moridin920 posted:ive never seen that business card thing before and im legit befuddled It goes back to the Victorian(?) era in England, and was also practiced in the U.S.
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Salty Josh posted:Sorry man. I just had one cringe worthy story. Other than that I'm usually pretty Salty. Wish I could help. You loving bitch I give you quality posts and all your whore rear end does is thread-zone me do you know what a nice poster like me could give you? Do you even care? I bet you just want those big long effort posts that demean you and disrespect. They don't know how to treat a poster. loving bitch I don't even think your posts are that good anyway. Lead me on and waste all the time I could spend being so good for you. You whore bitch don't deserve a nice poster like me.
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mind the walrus posted:You loving bitch I give you quality posts and all your whore rear end does is thread-zone me do you know what a nice poster like me could give you? Do you even care? I bet you just want those big long effort posts that demean you and disrespect. They don't know how to treat a poster. loving bitch I don't even think your posts are that good anyway. Lead me on and waste all the time I could spend being so good for you. You whore bitch don't deserve a nice poster like me.
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Is there like a happy opposite of nice guys? Like, dudes who are total dicks and just accept that their lovely behavior and attitude prevents them from getting laid but won't stop because being a jerk is kinda fun?
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Is there like a happy opposite of nice guys? Like, dudes who are total dicks and just accept that their lovely behavior and attitude prevents them from getting laid but won't stop because being a jerk is kinda fun?
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Is there like a happy opposite of nice guys? Like, dudes who are total dicks and just accept that their lovely behavior and attitude prevents them from getting laid but won't stop because being a jerk is kinda fun? MGTOW
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Salty Josh posted:I got a feeling the chick is photo-shopped in. Poor gal.
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Is there like a happy opposite of nice guys? Like, dudes who are total dicks and just accept that their lovely behavior and attitude prevents them from getting laid but won't stop because being a jerk is kinda fun? sorry, jerks get laid. it's why the jerk store always runs out.
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Mgtow doesn't even really count because they still get all pissy that their dirty dicks are dry. Anyone else who fully embraced being a jerk will inevitably run into some girl who finds that arrogant confidence and disdain hot and the best of them will end up getting with those girls, while the others fall apart and end up back here.
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Aloofness gets more chicks than just being an rear end. It's like the mystery of being jerk while also retaining the potential of being fun to be around. When I was at uni the assholes all remained single and seething while the moderately handsome, kinda ditzy guys were fawned over. People like having fun!
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I just hung out with losers and we all knew we were the best we'd get so we boinked and porked out of fear of being alone
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mind the walrus posted:You loving bitch I give you quality posts and all your whore rear end does is thread-zone me do you know what a nice poster like me could give you? Do you even care? I bet you just want those big long effort posts that demean you and disrespect. They don't know how to treat a poster. loving bitch I don't even think your posts are that good anyway. Lead me on and waste all the time I could spend being so good for you. You whore bitch don't deserve a nice poster like me. What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in my local community college, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the fridge after my mom goes to sleep, and I have over 300 waifus. I am trained in C++ and I’m the top programmer in my mom's basement. You are nothing to me but just another jerk. I will sit here and angrily type at you the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom through the vents to tell her that you're a meanie, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, (though I generally stick around at home and the comic book store) and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just in Call of Duty 2. Not only am I extensively trained in CoD, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my ability to tell on you to the mods and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the SA Forums, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving reported, kiddo.
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Beelerzebub posted:What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in my local community college, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the fridge after my mom goes to sleep, and I have over 300 waifus. I am trained in C++ and I’m the top programmer in my mom's basement. You are nothing to me but just another jerk. I will sit here and angrily type at you the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom through the vents to tell her that you're a meanie, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, (though I generally stick around at home and the comic book store) and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just in Call of Duty 2. Not only am I extensively trained in CoD, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my ability to tell on you to the mods and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the SA Forums, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving reported, kiddo. I'll give that one a 7 on originality but a drat 10 on execution
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SneakyFrog posted:I'll give that one a 7 on originality but a drat 10 on execution Thank you, I tried.
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These are coming back into fashion again? Dear God.    
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im really not very nice
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Mr. 47 posted:These are coming back into fashion again? Dear God. These are great.
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Mr. 47 posted:These are coming back into fashion again? Dear God. Oh god, it's never going to stop is it?
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Mr. 47 posted:These are coming back into fashion again? Dear God. lol
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Applebee's waitresses look out. 
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Having thought about it for a few hours, I think those introduction cards are fine. An unambiguous signal that doesn't require an instant response. Nobody is pinned down in an awkward social situation. Nobody has to think of a graceful way to accept rejection. If you get a card and you aren't interested, you just toss it and that's the end of it. If you are intrested, you go ahead and make the call with some assurance the other party is interested in you as well. I like you do you like me? _ YES _ NO
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Facebook Aunt posted:
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