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feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.
My dream show is Opie, Sam, Sherrod, Bruer, Florentine, Chris D, and Vic Henley live from the surface of the sun.

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Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Why Sam? He's pretty fun.

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.
Sam is like carrot sticks to Jim's ranch dressing. They both stink on their own but together they're just palatable enough to endure because there isn't much else in the fridge.

Law Cheetah
Mar 3, 2012
okay, and who's pizza again? but we want hamburgers right

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
I want a big juicy porterhouse.

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.
we got any porterhouse back there? i'm loving starving

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

feigning interest posted:

we got any porterhouse back there? i'm loving starving

We got any manatee bacon?f

80s James Hetfield
Jan 20, 2004

METAL UP YOUR ASS
Fresh out

Billy the Mountain
Feb 3, 2005

I used to be TheRealLuquado

What other kind of steaks we got?

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
sahlzburruh...

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



whats wrong with the steaks we got? A t-bone eats pretty good, don it?

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
T-bone steak is for southern people to eat, with the breakfast with the fried eggs and the 16-ounce Jimmy Dean's saus-itch.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
A COUPLE OF DOZEN EGGS, don't forget. That's what this sausitch-chomping redneck thinks of as an average American meal.

talktapes
Apr 14, 2007

You ever hear of the neutron bomb?

It's not unreasonable for a family of five (including a scotch girl who's a little plump).

Lovechop
Feb 1, 2005

cheers mate
the sausage clip was the first o&a thing i ever heard, and i still can't believe a human being can eat that much poo poo for breakfast

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
How you can tell he's a real American human being, though, is that he doesn't have even the slightest comprehension of math. Okay, so your fat loving pig-assed gently caress of a family eats 15, 16 ounces of SAUSITCHES a morn. The TASTY-DELICIOUS YUM-YUM COMPANY Jimmy Dean only puts out 12-ounce packages. I'm guessing there's something I'm not seeing, like that this guy is living such a hand-to-mouth lifestyle that buying 4 packages of sausages for consumption over 3 breakfasts is just unmanageable to his budget. Also, I love that the guy uses the 4-year-old's word TASTY to describe the delicious corporate farm meats of Jimmy Dean. TASTY! A word no adult should use.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Apoplexy posted:

I'm guessing there's something I'm not seeing, like that this guy is living such a hand-to-mouth lifestyle that buying 4 packages of sausages for consumption over 3 breakfasts is just unmanageable to his budget.

I think this is addressed quite well in his rant, actually:

quote:

And I can’t see going onto a little 12 ounce package, to feed four, five, six people and I’m not going to buy two of those 12 ounce packages just because you want to downsize and charge the same God drat price.

Stokes
Jun 13, 2003

Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_INGXqt8Nw

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
It's all fun and games laughing at this guy but imagine the price of your favourite sausage going up. Not so fun anymore, now is it?!

JFC
Oct 16, 2003

Jesus F Christ
Finger Lickin' God
Urban Dictionary: Brother Joe

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
I think Jimmy's just upset about airlines because airports and planes are totally unacceptable places to jerk off.

UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell
This makes me so happy.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
It's weird to hear Jim so happy and involved with the show instead of just playing on his phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzvGUgAv-xI

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Fuckin' loved Mourning Harambe. And Horsecock and Sam.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
I just listened to a Colin smashing Jim compilation. He really is great. For fun I wrote down some of the things he called him:

  • stupid
  • dummy
  • nerd
  • front-runner
  • phony
  • idiot
  • really creepy
  • third wheel
  • coward
  • molested freak
  • 12-year-old
  • dinosaur little baby pinhead
  • pretentious profound teacher
  • pompous rear end
  • hatchling
  • half formed larva
  • lying punk
  • son-of-a-bitch
  • conceited rear end
  • stripmall idiot
  • phony bore
  • rank amateur
  • dilettante idiot
  • beautiful little nambla victim
  • stupid tadpole
  • loser
  • gutless fool
  • jackass
  • ugly creep
  • compulsive rear end
  • know-nothing
  • charlatan
  • shithead
  • oxygen network executive
  • crushing bore
  • worm
  • bug
  • sidekick
  • little cocksucker
  • little wimp
  • pink eyed rat
  • hack
  • gutless draft dodger
  • spineless jellyfish
  • mollusk
  • loving hack from jersey
  • a real loving raconteur
  • little pinhead
  • weird tibetan
  • dope who thinks he's in showbiz
  • little mouse
  • sicko
  • resentful creep
  • sideboob
  • serial-killer
  • baby king of nero
  • jersey hack
  • lonely boy
  • little stupid blueberry
  • aardvark
  • descendant from the pinhead tribe
  • loose lipped nincompoop
  • etc

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
^ link?

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


Jim and Sam should just steal Jocktober.

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

Sankis posted:

Jim and Sam should just steal Jocktober.

Does either Opie or Antny show even do Jocktober any more? That was my favourite O&A bit, and I'd love for Horsecock and Sam to take it over. It's Sam's bit, anyway.

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


I think Ant may have tried to do it last year but I didn't hear anything about it so I can't imagine it was anything other than screaming about his guns and the blacks like usual.

Stokes
Jun 13, 2003

Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Call Me Charlie posted:

It's weird to hear Jim so happy and involved with the show instead of just playing on his phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzvGUgAv-xI

Wow, this is awesome! Is this like a legit permanent thing that's going on now?

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

jyrka posted:

I just listened to a Colin smashing Jim compilation. He really is great. For fun I wrote down some of the things he called him:

  • stupid
  • dummy
  • nerd
  • front-runner
  • phony
  • idiot
  • really creepy
  • third wheel
  • coward
  • molested freak
  • 12-year-old
  • dinosaur little baby pinhead
  • pretentious profound teacher
  • pompous rear end
  • hatchling
  • half formed larva
  • lying punk
  • son-of-a-bitch
  • conceited rear end
  • stripmall idiot
  • phony bore
  • rank amateur
  • dilettante idiot
  • beautiful little nambla victim
  • stupid tadpole
  • loser
  • gutless fool
  • jackass
  • ugly creep
  • compulsive rear end
  • know-nothing
  • charlatan
  • shithead
  • oxygen network executive
  • crushing bore
  • worm
  • bug
  • sidekick
  • little cocksucker
  • little wimp
  • pink eyed rat
  • hack
  • gutless draft dodger
  • spineless jellyfish
  • mollusk
  • loving hack from jersey
  • a real loving raconteur
  • little pinhead
  • weird tibetan
  • dope who thinks he's in showbiz
  • little mouse
  • sicko
  • resentful creep
  • sideboob
  • serial-killer
  • baby king of nero
  • jersey hack
  • lonely boy
  • little stupid blueberry
  • aardvark
  • descendant from the pinhead tribe
  • loose lipped nincompoop
  • etc

well he can't sue him for slander

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

Stokes posted:

Wow, this is awesome! Is this like a legit permanent thing that's going on now?

It's rumored to be a test run for what could happen in October. Kind of like when Bennington was doing Friday morning while Ron & Fez was still running.

Opie did an afternoon show that was surprisingly not that bad (mostly because the guests were good)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYtofb0RD1Q

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Sankis posted:

Jim and Sam should just steal Jocktober.

Would anybody care? At this point they could call it something else and be done with it. In fact, this should be done just so we could revisit a few of the really horrid ones. Is Terry Clifford still alive?

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

lizardhunt
Feb 7, 2010

agreed ->

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Would anybody care? At this point they could call it something else and be done with it. In fact, this should be done just so we could revisit a few of the really horrid ones. Is Terry Clifford still alive?

http://www.wbee.com/hosts/terry-clifford

Just missed her birthday!

Jocktober belongs to Sam in my eyes, but I think without O&A there's nobody who cares enough to lay into bad radio hosts as much.


Stock Oblivion Nord + Modded Oblivion Girl.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

jerkstoresup posted:

Stock Oblivion Nord + Modded Oblivion Girl.

You know she's part Dunmer because she just loves throwing the n'wah around.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Would anybody care? At this point they could call it something else and be done with it. In fact, this should be done just so we could revisit a few of the really horrid ones. Is Terry Clifford still alive?

Mocking Terry Clifford peaked when Patrice was in studio to feel sorry for her, in my opinion.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

So this is that Horsecock And Sam thing you guys keep talking about.

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

I'll love Dennis forever for one reason:
They're not related. But they do be brothers.

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TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Snacksmaniac posted:

I'll love Dennis forever for one reason:
They're not related. But they do be brothers.

I think that was a line Opie admitted to using in his DJ days.

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