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My dream show is Opie, Sam, Sherrod, Bruer, Florentine, Chris D, and Vic Henley live from the surface of the sun.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 16:34 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 00:57 |
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Why Sam? He's pretty fun.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 17:17 |
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Sam is like carrot sticks to Jim's ranch dressing. They both stink on their own but together they're just palatable enough to endure because there isn't much else in the fridge.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 18:11 |
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okay, and who's pizza again? but we want hamburgers right
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 18:21 |
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I want a big juicy porterhouse.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 20:48 |
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we got any porterhouse back there? i'm loving starving
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 21:12 |
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feigning interest posted:we got any porterhouse back there? i'm loving starving We got any manatee bacon?f
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 21:21 |
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Fresh out
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 21:38 |
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What other kind of steaks we got?
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 15:42 |
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sahlzburruh...
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# ? Sep 3, 2016 21:34 |
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whats wrong with the steaks we got? A t-bone eats pretty good, don it?
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 07:01 |
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T-bone steak is for southern people to eat, with the breakfast with the fried eggs and the 16-ounce Jimmy Dean's saus-itch.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 07:31 |
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A COUPLE OF DOZEN EGGS, don't forget. That's what this sausitch-chomping redneck thinks of as an average American meal.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 08:17 |
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It's not unreasonable for a family of five (including a scotch girl who's a little plump).
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 08:41 |
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the sausage clip was the first o&a thing i ever heard, and i still can't believe a human being can eat that much poo poo for breakfast
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 10:28 |
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How you can tell he's a real American human being, though, is that he doesn't have even the slightest comprehension of math. Okay, so your fat loving pig-assed gently caress of a family eats 15, 16 ounces of SAUSITCHES a morn. The TASTY-DELICIOUS YUM-YUM COMPANY Jimmy Dean only puts out 12-ounce packages. I'm guessing there's something I'm not seeing, like that this guy is living such a hand-to-mouth lifestyle that buying 4 packages of sausages for consumption over 3 breakfasts is just unmanageable to his budget. Also, I love that the guy uses the 4-year-old's word TASTY to describe the delicious corporate farm meats of Jimmy Dean. TASTY! A word no adult should use.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 11:23 |
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Apoplexy posted:I'm guessing there's something I'm not seeing, like that this guy is living such a hand-to-mouth lifestyle that buying 4 packages of sausages for consumption over 3 breakfasts is just unmanageable to his budget. I think this is addressed quite well in his rant, actually: quote:And I can’t see going onto a little 12 ounce package, to feed four, five, six people and I’m not going to buy two of those 12 ounce packages just because you want to downsize and charge the same God drat price.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 16:52 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_INGXqt8Nw
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 16:55 |
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It's all fun and games laughing at this guy but imagine the price of your favourite sausage going up. Not so fun anymore, now is it?!
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 17:18 |
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Urban Dictionary: Brother Joe
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 23:57 |
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I think Jimmy's just upset about airlines because airports and planes are totally unacceptable places to jerk off.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 00:34 |
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This makes me so happy.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 00:44 |
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It's weird to hear Jim so happy and involved with the show instead of just playing on his phone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzvGUgAv-xI
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 00:48 |
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Fuckin' loved Mourning Harambe. And Horsecock and Sam.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 01:18 |
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I just listened to a Colin smashing Jim compilation. He really is great. For fun I wrote down some of the things he called him:
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 01:44 |
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^ link?
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 02:17 |
Jim and Sam should just steal Jocktober.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 02:38 |
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Sankis posted:Jim and Sam should just steal Jocktober. Does either Opie or Antny show even do Jocktober any more? That was my favourite O&A bit, and I'd love for Horsecock and Sam to take it over. It's Sam's bit, anyway.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 02:59 |
I think Ant may have tried to do it last year but I didn't hear anything about it so I can't imagine it was anything other than screaming about his guns and the blacks like usual.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 03:39 |
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Call Me Charlie posted:It's weird to hear Jim so happy and involved with the show instead of just playing on his phone. Wow, this is awesome! Is this like a legit permanent thing that's going on now?
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 03:49 |
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jyrka posted:I just listened to a Colin smashing Jim compilation. He really is great. For fun I wrote down some of the things he called him: well he can't sue him for slander
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 03:51 |
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Stokes posted:Wow, this is awesome! Is this like a legit permanent thing that's going on now? It's rumored to be a test run for what could happen in October. Kind of like when Bennington was doing Friday morning while Ron & Fez was still running. Opie did an afternoon show that was surprisingly not that bad (mostly because the guests were good) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYtofb0RD1Q
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 04:25 |
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Sankis posted:Jim and Sam should just steal Jocktober. Would anybody care? At this point they could call it something else and be done with it. In fact, this should be done just so we could revisit a few of the really horrid ones. Is Terry Clifford still alive?
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 04:59 |
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 05:09 |
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Would anybody care? At this point they could call it something else and be done with it. In fact, this should be done just so we could revisit a few of the really horrid ones. Is Terry Clifford still alive? http://www.wbee.com/hosts/terry-clifford Just missed her birthday! Jocktober belongs to Sam in my eyes, but I think without O&A there's nobody who cares enough to lay into bad radio hosts as much. Stock Oblivion Nord + Modded Oblivion Girl.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 05:14 |
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jerkstoresup posted:Stock Oblivion Nord + Modded Oblivion Girl. You know she's part Dunmer because she just loves throwing the n'wah around.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 05:22 |
Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Would anybody care? At this point they could call it something else and be done with it. In fact, this should be done just so we could revisit a few of the really horrid ones. Is Terry Clifford still alive? Mocking Terry Clifford peaked when Patrice was in studio to feel sorry for her, in my opinion.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 05:30 |
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So this is that Horsecock And Sam thing you guys keep talking about.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:13 |
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I'll love Dennis forever for one reason: They're not related. But they do be brothers.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:22 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 00:57 |
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Snacksmaniac posted:I'll love Dennis forever for one reason: I think that was a line Opie admitted to using in his DJ days.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 15:57 |