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Antlerhill
Nov 6, 2012

Smellrose

lol this is the most canadian thing i've ever seen

jealous of that dude's commitment though the most i ever got with mustache money was some gummy bears

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

That scene from Deadwood when the guy had to pass a kidney stone was loving brutal. My moms had a few and they blasted her with sound waves until she pissed sand for a week.
Good luck, dude.

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Bill NYSE posted:

That scene from Deadwood when the guy had to pass a kidney stone was loving brutal. My moms had a few and they blasted her with sound waves until she pissed sand for a week.
Good luck, dude.



oh cool, my friend took that pic!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

theflyingexecutive posted:

oh cool, my friend took that pic!

roller derby?

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


Moist von Lipwig posted:

yeah it's insane. uou can get 100mg of the stuff for $80 on the darknet. to get that to a usable dose that wouldn't kill a human you'd have to dump it into a 55 gallon drum of water, take a milliliter of that drum and dump it into another 55 gallon drum, and repeat that one more time, then take one milliliter of that last solution.

thank god it can't be easily aerosolized or it'd be a chemical weapon.

yeah, about that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_hostage_crisis_chemical_agent

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Bill NYSE posted:

That scene from Deadwood when the guy had to pass a kidney stone was loving brutal. My moms had a few and they blasted her with sound waves until she pissed sand for a week.
Good luck, dude.



lol I've had this jpg on a CD-R since college. never thought I'd see it in the wild again.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Bill NYSE posted:

That scene from Deadwood when the guy had to pass a kidney stone was loving brutal. My moms had a few and they blasted her with sound waves until she pissed sand for a week.
Good luck, dude.



classic internet

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

syscall girl posted:

roller derby?

can't remember, it's in tod seelie's book bright lights

some rear end in a top hat was trying to take credit for it recently

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

:tipshat:

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

win-win imho

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde


Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003


I really hope those artifacts are printed intact on the card.

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

this is still one of the most punk images ever

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

SmokaDustbowl posted:

this is still one of the most punk images ever

buy the man's drat book

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
https://vimeo.com/127605643

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io3-SzFyKKU

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


"hmm, am I allowed to call you a 'fuckwit'..? ok let's go with that then."

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

We had to find some older material from awhile back so it was time to hit the archived storage.

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln

fuckin casuals

epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom

HEY NONG MAN posted:

isn't this a major subplot to Burn After Reading?

yeah im pretty sure the one that looks kinda like a rocking chair with a dick is in the movie

unrelated:

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

yeah but that was the russian government, not a bunch of dudes in caves or whatever

i guess aum shinriku did manage to cook sarin though so how knows, that's probably easier

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

fentanyl genocide

shits completely hosed

SynthOrange posted:

We had to find some older material from awhile back so it was time to hit the archived storage.



reminder: ill paypal anyone $25 who can find me barry_bonds_yams.gif

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Moist von Lipwig posted:

yeah but that was the russian government, not a bunch of dudes in caves or whatever

i guess aum shinriku did manage to cook sarin though so how knows, that's probably easier

there must be loads of competent chemists out there who could synthesise a large batch of something extremely deadly from non-on-watchlist precurors for some scary cult to go mass murdering with, you could probably steal the makings of a pretty effective terrorist attack from any undergrad biology or chemistry lab with lax access controls (almost all of them). it's really sort of heartening that apparently not many people have the desire to actually do something like that

although this list is pretty depressing, those attacks on schools :( http://www.johnstonsarchive.net/terrorism/chembioattacks.html

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Jonny 290 posted:

canada i love you so much and i wish we could live together some day

Antlerhill posted:

lol this is the most canadian thing i've ever seen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Vic7jRHvA

epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom

Moist von Lipwig posted:

yeah but that was the russian government, not a bunch of dudes in caves or whatever

i guess aum shinriku did manage to cook sarin though so how knows, that's probably easier

and there's an (extremely unlikely) theory they set off a nuke
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjawarn_Station#Seismic_event

:D

i like the bit about them trying and failing to manufacture automatic rifles despite that being, by far, the least mental of their plans

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
i would like to die, please

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

News flash fucko posted:

i would like to die, please

play this as loud as you can and you'll feel better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqb2cnha7KE

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i wont lie i immediately lost it at "confidence antler"

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

That video was Canadian as gently caress.

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Bill NYSE posted:

That video was Canadian as gently caress.



what happened to the moosehead beer guy who killed his dad or whatever?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

News flash fucko posted:

i would like to die, please

things will get better friend

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

big scary monsters posted:

things will get better friend

lol no

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed
hate to quote msi. . . but it never gets better.

it get's worse

*jumps around pissing on the crowd while woo wooing*

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

enotnert posted:

*jumps around pissing on the crowd while woo wooing*

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

enotnert posted:

*jumps around pissing on the crowd while woo wooing*
:nws::nws::nws::nws::nws::nws::nws::nws:












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Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
Gosh, thanks for the NWS tags.

Edit: thanks mods.

News flash fucko posted:

i would like to die, please

Are you still at the hospital? If you're at home and still in pain, try taking a shower and let the spray hit your back around where your kidney is. It's not a permanent solution but it helped me when I had a kidney stone, especially if you have a massager type showerhead. Also, my kidney stone announced itself with me pissing blood about an hour before the pain hit, so you at least avoided that excitement.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

News flash fucko posted:

i would like to die, please

i've had stones.

phenazopyridine hydrochloride acts as a painkiller when it's excreted by the kidneys. it's also an azo compound and will turn your urine a bright orangey red. there may be staining. you can buy it otc, the brand I know is Azo and is usually kept around the cranberry supplements and yeast infection treatments. (you might want to avoid the stuff if you want to keep an eye for blood in the urine

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

I also found it therapeutic to watch youtube videos of stones being ablated away with lasers

pew pew :hellyeah:

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