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Alaois posted:HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS loving GOONY ABOUT CANDLES JESUS CHRIST You're really asking this? LMAO
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Please stop bickering about racism. Instead, learn to make butter candles in emergencies. My favourite part is how he got the butter by raiding his "Wife's baking supplies." Because real men don't know where to get butter.
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Caedus posted:A lesson in bias. I started the video rolling my eyes at the funny Chinese army shovel and I finished it completely impressed and wondering where I could get one. You have a convert to the one true utensil. https://www.amazon.ca/Chinese-Military-Emergency-Original-Waterproof/dp/B00AXQHZZO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473218253&sr=8-1&keywords=WJQ-308 
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Platystemon posted:Lifehack: don’t invite smokers to your parties. What if you are one yourself? Filthy, dirty smokers are people too.
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Platystemon posted:Lifehack: DON'T SMOKE
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why don't you guys just go to the fuckin movies or something while the power is out???
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cheerfullydrab posted:What if you are one yourself? Filthy, dirty smokers are people too. No.
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Wasabi the J posted:why don't you guys just go to the fuckin movies or something while the power is out??? It was during a winter storm and I was without power for 3 days. That's too many movies 
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Wasabi the J posted:why don't you guys just go to the fuckin movies or something while the power is out??? For nine days? They may not kick you out, but I don't think it's wise to live on popcorn and Raisinets that long. But the short outages here are usually after a late evening thunderstorm (8 or 9 p.m.) and by that time, you wouldn't make the last showing in this lovely little town.
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Wasabi the J posted:why don't you guys just go to the fuckin movies or something while the power is out??? Because you live on the same circuit as the cinema.
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I keep forgetting that people lose power for real reasons. Sorry. I live in a city where three consecutive days of rain is a news story.
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Lifehack: live close to the only hospital for miles so your grid is a priority and you very rarely get blackouts. Bonus: you're close to a hospital in case you make the mistake of taking the advice of any of the thread content.
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I have one of these above the door in every room in my apartment. When its dark they auto-switch in to motion detect mode, last about a year on 2x AA Ikea batteries. Good for night pissing also. PISSHACK http://www.dx.com/p/pir-motion-activated-8-led-white-light-silver-2-x-aa-100745 Astrobastard has a new favorite as of 12:17 on Sep 7, 2016 |
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Well yeah but they're really ugly. MY AESTHETICS!!!
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Jerry Cotton posted:Well yeah but they're really ugly. MY AESTHETICS!!! Dude, you taste stuff you've scraped rancid gunk from. Aestethics is the least of your problems.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Well yeah but they're really ugly. MY AESTHETICS!!! 
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docLeder posted:Dude, you taste stuff you've scraped rancid gunk from. You're mother.
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When you're used to eating fermented milk with a velvety layer of fungus on top, dairy products don't really hold many fears.
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AlphaKretin posted:Lifehack: live close to the only hospital for miles so your grid is a priority and you very rarely get blackouts. Pro hack here. I grew up on the same grid as the hospital down in west palm and we never had to worry about our power being out for more than a day. Made living through hurricanes easy.
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Carth Dookie posted:If you want to cure yourself, get a raging hard on, start jacking it, and then bite right into a fresh bar of soap. You're erection will die and you'll be cured.
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Haifisch posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY15tM1ROOA Lifehack, eat the whole bag of chips in one sitting after you open it. No need for a bag clip.
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I hate how "the adhesive is tacky". THE ADHESIVE IS ADHESIVE YOU MORON.
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This is what it has all come to: hating how instead of liking how 
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The right way to peel a candle. 
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CommonShore posted:https://www.amazon.ca/Chinese-Military-Emergency-Original-Waterproof/dp/B00AXQHZZO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473218253&sr=8-1&keywords=WJQ-308 Like everyone in this thread, I am committed to a good terrible lifehack. I'm just not four hundred dollars committed to them.
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Caedus posted:Like everyone in this thread, I am committed to a good terrible lifehack. I'm just not four hundred dollars committed to them. That's just the price in Canada. In the US it's only $78.  https://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Military-Emergency-Original-Waterproof/dp/B00AXQHZZO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
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Why the gently caress does it have a waterproof case? Does widdle princess' widdle combat spade start flaking if it gets moist?
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Karate Bastard posted:Why the gently caress does it have a waterproof case? Does widdle princess' widdle combat spade start flaking if it gets moist? It’s from China, so yes.
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Platystemon posted:It’s from China, so yes. And then you've got lead in everything.
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It's just a regular entrenching tool. https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=entrenching+tool
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:It's just a regular entrenching tool. Yeah, it's just a eastern-block-style entrenching tool. I used to see them advertised all the time in the back of magazines as SPETZNAZ SPECIAL FORCES LETHAL THROWING SHOVEL or some BS. I love that the Amazon page lists "18 functions", luckily including "shoveling", and hilariously listing "mini-shield".
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The Canadians in WWI had a trench shovel with a hole in it to use as a shield you could shoot through. Turns out that a shovel that's thick enough to be bulletproof is very heavy and a shovel with a hole in it doesn't work well as a shovel.
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Ensign Expendable posted:a shovel with a hole in it doesn't work well as a shovel. Thread title change requested.
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Ensign Expendable posted:The Canadians in WWI had a trench shovel with a hole in it to use as a shield you could shoot through. Turns out that a shovel that's thick enough to be bulletproof is very heavy and a shovel with a hole in it doesn't work well as a shovel. It also wasn't really that good as a shield either, right? Like unless it hit at an oblique angle, at typical ranges a rifle would go straight through.
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Ensign Expendable posted:a shovel with a hole in it doesn't work well Someone's never hosed a shovel before, obviously 
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chitoryu12 posted:It also wasn't really that good as a shield either, right? Like unless it hit at an oblique angle, at typical ranges a rifle would go straight through. Through the hole that is.
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There was a time that I'd say that no one is this stupid, but that was before the Trump campaign.
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He's back to prove you non-believers wrong! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKamQglrSQY
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