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DonDoodles posted:That person does an emote after each and every thing they type. He has a collection of "original" emotes and gets really annoyed when other people use them. I was at the ESD tailor, mucking around when I got a /tell from someone. It was this person. They were standing right next to me. Conversation went something like  : Hey what's it like being in SFD ? (insert high ascii cat face here) ; It's lots of fun. We have parties, help noobs, give stuff away, set Bajorans on fire. : Ok well.. that sounds like fun ! bye ! (some sorta emote thing with what looks like the anime face sweatdrop)
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 Shutup Wesley is proud to announce Bio Bingo Part Deux Some of you may remember the game we ran at the launch of Season 7. With all the recent bio posts, I figured it might be time to do it again. Sorry console plebs, this one is PC only. Here is your bingo card:  Here's how to enter: - Create a post in this thread with your bingo card and your @handle. - As you collect marks on your card, cross them out. MS Paint is the easiest. - Provide a screenshot or chatlog for every mark you earn and include it in your post. Additional information: - A single bio may earn more than one mark if it is horrible enough. - A fully-filled bingo card will earn you 12 prizes - 5 rows, 5 columns and 2 diagonals. - A special prize will be awarded to the goon who completely fills out their card first - You may not reuse a bio that's already been posted in this thread or any previous threads. Prizes: - The first goon to completely fill their card wins the grand prize: Special Requisition Pack - Jem'Hadar Strike Ship [T6] - For each completed row, column or diagonal on your card - 15m EC. That's 180m EC for a full card, more than enough for any T5 and most T6 lockbox ships. - EC Prizes will be capped at 2B and paid out on a first-come first-serve basis. You are allowed to fill out as many cards as you can before we hit the limit. - A special prize may be awarded to someone who can find the worst bio out there. That's it, go forth and hunt down those pubbies. Mondian fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Sep 10, 2016 |
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Sep 10, 2016 05:28
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Well, let me start off with this one! I suspect this is going to be the least offensive one that scores on the card. Tunicate fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Sep 10, 2016 |
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Sep 10, 2016 05:33
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Mondian posted:
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Sep 10, 2016 05:37
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For reference, here is Grimrak's excellently filled card from the last game: Follow this format or something similar to make your poo poo easy to read
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Sep 10, 2016 05:53
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I didn't see a category for "no punctuation/all lower or upper caps"....
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Throwing in @The_Epsilonian just because.   S1 - Multiple previous ships were blown up S2 - Prostitution S3 - Alternate dimension S4 - Maxed boob slider S5 - Child prodigy P1 - Rape backstory (?) P2 - Parts of bio are classified P3 - Raised as chattel P4 - Furry P5 - Daddy issues O1 - Special powers O2 - Related to canon character O3 - ERP (Free) O4 - At least two other fandoms in the same bio O5 - Uniform violates every known standard C1 - Special forces member C2 - Entitlement complex C3 - White Orion C4 - Mind of an adult, body of a child C5 - Thousands of years old K1 - Novel-length bio K2 - Race/species of origin unknown K3 - Orphaned before 10 (Orphaned 10-12) (Unclear orphanage timeframe) K4 - Master/slave K5 - Best in class at the academy Bonus round!                    
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Sep 10, 2016 06:26
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Mondian posted:For reference, here is Grimrak's excellently filled card from the last game: gently caress you, I'd managed to forget about the dogfucker's bio.
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MREBoy posted:I was at the ESD tailor, mucking around when I got a /tell from someone. It was this person. They were standing right next to me. Conversation went something like this was helpful for me because occasionally when id join STFs people would be like "whew well thank god someone joined who knows what they are doing " (haha no, i have no clue) but whenever id inevitably gently caress up they'd just blame it on me being a master class troll and not you know, terrible
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Korgan posted:gently caress you, I'd managed to forget about the dogfucker's bio. 
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Sep 10, 2016 08:00
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Send him 1000 individual messages containing catfish sandwiches and feline supplements
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Sep 10, 2016 08:21
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This one, I'll admit, it's tough to figure out if the relationship was consensual or not...
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Okay, here's what I've got so far (@afrosquirrel): http://i.imgur.com/tRm83ED.png O2 http://i.imgur.com/6hFd9aq.png P4 (eat and breed with the world and nature) http://i.imgur.com/RT4upFB.png S4, S5 http://i.imgur.com/M5gZR4a.png S1, O5, could be K1 if I captured the rest of it before she logged out http://i.imgur.com/yVTJuFs.png C3 Jackpot: http://i.imgur.com/UZvKOZt.png P1, C1, P2, O2, C2, K2, S3, O3, K3, C4, K4, O5, C5, K5 Bonus palette cleanser: http://i.imgur.com/iprjBxf.png Possible O4? (novels and MacGuyver): http://i.imgur.com/FjhOasj.png
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AfroSquirrel posted:Jackpot: http://i.imgur.com/UZvKOZt.png P1, C1, P2, O2, C2, K2, S3, O3, K3, C4, K4, O5, C5, K5 That's one terrible website. fakemirage fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Sep 10, 2016 |
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Sep 10, 2016 16:52
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what are you all doing for ground armor/weapons for boffs? does it even matter?
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Jxforema posted:what are you all doing for ground armor/weapons for boffs? does it even matter? Everyone gets a tribble/fire extinguisher. One tactical with Lunge III and a melee weapon, and the rest have 'construction' skills to create a fortress of turrets/mortars, shield gens, and healing things.
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Sep 10, 2016 19:08
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I give them my leftover garbage I don't use anymore.
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Sep 10, 2016 19:14
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Shotgun murder squad with Lunge to force them to get in close . Or yeah whatever leftover garbage, it shouldn't matter as long as its roughly level equivalent gear.
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Sep 10, 2016 19:20
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AfroSquirrel posted:Jackpot: http://i.imgur.com/UZvKOZt.png P1, C1, P2, O2, C2, K2, S3, O3, K3, C4, K4, O5, C5, K5 Posting your own bio is a foul.
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AfroSquirrel posted:Jackpot: http://i.imgur.com/UZvKOZt.png P1, C1, P2, O2, C2, K2, S3, O3, K3, C4, K4, O5, C5, K5
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Sep 10, 2016 19:24
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Give one boff the command spec, with the power that heals when you crouch. Boffs actually do it and it keeps them alive. And make the other three Intel and give them the frictionless grenade. And put one of them in the MACO set gear and another in Omega for two team bonuses.
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Sep 10, 2016 20:05
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My policy for kitting out BOffs has been give them the crap I used to unlock the various reps' space barbie. Intel's Frictionless Grenades and Tripwire Drone are both standouts, as is Command's Coordinated Bombing Strike (which is a ~15m bombing run starting from the BOff) and the aforementioned crouch to heal power, Take Cover. I haven't gotten bored enough to try out all the new Temporal BOff powers yet, but it doesn't look like there's an obviously-terrible choice in there.
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Lorak posted:I pray that is a parody, but there are too many red flags that that might not be... Can confirm.
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fakemirage posted:The chat log above is from an hour or so ago, and I can confirm that Cassandra Saturn did indeed get a hold of a T6 Konnie, the same ship they're promising in their giveaway. https://twitter.com/CassandraSaturn/status/774759762156064768 mirror Oh well. 
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wow. so someone donated a ship to him for his "giveaway" and then he kept it? stay classy.
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"The grand prize winner of the donated giveaway gets to look at me taking the grand prize for myself. Toodles." *warps off in a cloud of rancid farts*
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Pretty smart if you ask me.
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http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2016/09/10/catfish-falls-from-sky-at-fairmount-park-hits-woman-in-face/amp/
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Acer Pilot posted:wow. so someone donated a ship to him for his "giveaway" and then he kept it? stay classy. Well you know women, they are just whimsical like that
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I just downloaded this for my ps4. where are the PS4 goons playing? Starfleet or black lives matter space faction?
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I'm playing this on PS4 (haven't looked into fleets yet). I have a questions for the vets: I'm looking at the layout of the game, based on the Trophy/Achievement list. I'd like to play through the story bit only, and maybe get one of my characters to level 60, since there's a Trophy for that. The way I understand progression is that every 10 levels you're gifted a new ship that will allow you to tackle the harder missions. This stops after level 40 though. So is the only way to get to level 60 (and, I assume, the end of the storyline) to buy one of the 3000 zen ships? Or will I have enough in-game money by then to buy one? It wouldn't be a big deal if it were only $10 or so for the competitive ships, but it looks like they're closer to $30. -e- and also, how many hours do you reckon it takes to get to level 60? barren_sky fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Sep 11, 2016 |
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barren_sky posted:I'm playing this on PS4 (haven't looked into fleets yet). I have a questions for the vets: Your level 40 ship will be good enough to carry you through to the end of the story missions. You only really need those $30 ships if you want to get into the endgame of running queues endlessly. edit: Assuming you're a fed get the patrol escort at 40. If you went Romulan get the Ha'feh. If you went klank get the Bird of Prey. Lagomorphic fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Sep 11, 2016 |
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Sep 11, 2016 18:47
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Will sto on the console even be around long enough to warrant the $30 ships? Shoulda just stuck with pc.
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It's probably not going anywhere but if you want to get that into it to where you're dropping money on a ship them yeah switch to pc. You can also get t6 ships off the marketplace if you're a patient person.or just straight up exchange dil for zen. I have no idea if the dil/zen exchange is on the consoles.
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Nothing like a good child rape backstory to complete your immersion.  This one bio ticks off the entire "P" column. Also a furry Dick Bass fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Sep 11, 2016 |
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Sep 11, 2016 23:09
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Here's my partially filled out card. @OGSRemix http://imgur.com/a/u1R5Y I'll update it as I find more. Also that Tracy is like the gold mine of horrible bios. http://imgur.com/a/4iJfD Bio 1: S3, O2, O5 Bio 2: P4, C2, K3 Bio 3: P2 Bio 4: S1 Bio 5: O1, C5 Bio 6: S4 Bio 7: K5 Bio 8: S5, C1, K1, K2 Bio 9: O4
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You know I never gave it much thought but I still use the old Borg stuff for engines and poo poo. Are those still up there as some of the best? I haven't paid any attention to newer gear sets at end game.
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Did anyone make xtern1ty on the console version?
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randombattle posted:You know I never gave it much thought but I still use the old Borg stuff for engines and poo poo. Are those still up there as some of the best? I haven't paid any attention to newer gear sets at end game. Equip the full iconian 4-piece and put the temporal engines, shields and deflector in your visual slots. Then start trying to get amp on the iconian core.
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OGS-Remix posted:Here's my partially filled out card. @OGSRemix Dick Bass posted:Nothing like a good child rape backstory to complete your immersion.
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