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Bug Bill Murray posted:Patton Oswalt offers his unique spin The level of denial is this treat is literal insanity.
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What do we call the equivalent of the glass ceiling, but for the undead? Hillary is going to blast through multiple ceilings to get to the presidency like a sperm forcing its way through the zona pellucida of an ovum it is incompatible with.
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Sep 12, 2016 06:12
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More proof that all people should be put to death at 60.
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Sep 12, 2016 06:13
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John Ashcroft lost his Senate seat to a dead man so there's some precedent there, I guess.
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:More proof that all people should be put to death at 60. GBS' legendary hatred of its mods continues.
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Sep 12, 2016 06:15
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Bug Bill Murray posted:Patton Oswalt offers his unique spin "You're sick, ma'am. You need to stay in bed!" "But if I don't call a fifth of the electorate deplorable, who will?"
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:More proof that all people should be put to death at 60. Why stop there? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41tYQ18oK40&t=242s
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Pneumonia was pretty drat debilitating when my father managed to get hit with it in his early 40s, and he was physically fit and otherwise healthy. I watched my grandpa slowly die, his wet and ragged gasps sounding eerily like a Mr. Coffee brewing up a fresh pot of java. My grandma almost bit it three times over her last decade of life due to pneumonia, but it was a UTI that went septic that finally got her. Each episode just left her less capable than before. Hil-dawg is hosed. Even if she makes it through this patch of pneumonia, she's not going to be "bouncing back," but rather just slowly circling the drain waiting for the next episode. Four years of extreme stress isn't going to go over well with her body.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Pneumonia was pretty drat debilitating when my father managed to get hit with it in his early 40s, and he was physically fit and otherwise healthy. I watched my grandpa slowly die, his wet and ragged gasps sounding eerily like a Mr. Coffee brewing up a fresh pot of java. My grandma almost bit it three times over her last decade of life due to pneumonia, but it was a UTI that went septic that finally got her. Each episode just left her less capable than before. check this out though: It's her turn, and nothing matters we're all going to die soon then oblivion hopefully
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Sep 12, 2016 06:25
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Surely hillary could just transplant a younger person's lungs into her body to hasten her recovery. Maybe do all the organs while they are in there? She might have her parts on a rotating replacement schedule though, like a car. I don't know how the elite do things.
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Sep 12, 2016 06:26
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Aralan posted:check this out though: It's her turn, and nothing matters we're all going to die soon then oblivion hopefully I was always more of a Morrowind kind of guy, myself. I hope the afterlife isn't Oblivion.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Pneumonia was pretty drat debilitating when my father managed to get hit with it in his early 40s, and he was physically fit and otherwise healthy. I watched my grandpa slowly die, his wet and ragged gasps sounding eerily like a Mr. Coffee brewing up a fresh pot of java. My grandma almost bit it three times over her last decade of life due to pneumonia, but it was a UTI that went septic that finally got her. Each episode just left her less capable than before. She doesn't have pneumonia, she has brain damage, blood clots, and seizures. Just because her people told you that, doesn't make it true. Almost all press releases for anything are lies or altered truths. Is a bullshit press release all it takes to control the masses? Sad.
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Sep 12, 2016 06:42
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hey did anyone think of this yet hilary clintown
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Moon Atari posted:Surely hillary could just transplant a younger person's lungs into her body to hasten her recovery. Maybe do all the organs while they are in there? She might have her parts on a rotating replacement schedule though, like a car. I don't know how the elite do things. This was actually her plan for a long time but then her organs started rejecting and now she has to personally slay each donor for just one of their organs, any more than that and the ritual simply won't work
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Sep 12, 2016 06:45
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*carefully totters around the truth, and uses words like pivoting* i'm here to bring you everything you've ever wanted from the mean ol' white male elite *rides the glass ceiling climbers* just a little higher now! *gets above the glass ceiling, applies a few more coatings of antifemme for the white male elite* you need to re-elect me so that I can finally destroy this glass ceiling forever! *applies a coating of antinegro and antifemme* *lives above the underclasses for all time, until William Rutherford Bush Clitonius III abdicates due to madness, resuming global war*
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Sep 12, 2016 06:45
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Last week they told us she was perfectly healthy and i believed it like a dumb slave. If you don't you wear TINFOIL! Press releases are literally the word of god.
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Sep 12, 2016 06:46
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i would never betray of myself the visage of the tinfoil man. i will sit, and i will wait. I will vote and i will wait. I will wait and i will wait. I will vote and I will vote. I will never presume to have a voice in the democratic process, that is for my betters, it is by will alone i stop my mind for this campaign season
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Sep 12, 2016 06:49
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has somebody paired the spill with drowning pool yet
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Sep 12, 2016 06:49
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Prorat posted:She doesn't have pneumonia, she has brain damage, blood clots, and seizures. She probably actually has pneumonia, which often is a secondary condition on top of Parkinson's
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Prorat posted:She doesn't have pneumonia, she has brain damage, blood clots, and seizures. before anyone calls this a conspiracy theory from left field with no credibility: the blood clot was in 2012 and took her a lot of 2013 to recover, this is from her own medical staff and public information the seizures thing ranks just below 'absolutely true' and into 'pretty much confirmed' by the diazepam super injector her doctor carries around in hand, the sun glasses, the actual videos of her having mild seizures on camera the brain damage seems kind of speculative or hard to pint point because we haven't seen her brain, i have a family member who had a mild stroke without any major long term problems beyond those of the blood thinners they want you to take for the rest of your life, but then again you don't usually take a year to recover from a very mild stroke, so maybe it's fair to assume she had a brain damaging stroke. it's just a weird thing where we have dozens of video tapes of a person likely to become our next president with all of these problems, i think it seems so insane even some people who hate the clintons probably dismiss this stuff as being too crazy to be true
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Sep 12, 2016 06:49
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TWEET: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWEET: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWEET: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWEET: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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*carefully compares today's press missives against 2 dimensional ideological chart* I'm gonna be a centrist forever, no matter where politics goes
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:TWEET: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWEET: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWEET: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWEET: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWEET: SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE TWEET: SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE TWEET: SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
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I read a thing online on a normal looking news website that said she was taking coumadin, so I'm pretty sure at this point she's doomed to die and honestly being on powerful anticoagulants like that should probably DQ you from the whole political process
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extra stout posted:it's just a weird thing where we have dozens of video tapes of a person likely to become our next president with all of these problems, i think it seems so insane even some people who hate the clintons probably dismiss this stuff as being too crazy to be true The  crowd has this problem of taking everything down the rabbit hole as far as possible so on the off chance they kind of get something right for once, they've already added lizard people, chemtrails, and FEMA death camps into the mix and most people just ignore them wholesale.
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FEMA is actually executing every last native american right now and that's a solid plank in both parties' platforms so i don't know why you'd use that tinfoil hat emoticon
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Some MSM called this whole thing a "stumble" and you wonder why Trump gets cheers when he poo poo talks the media. They treat us like we are blind dumb fucks. gently caress the media. Fake edit: *reads press release* never mind guys, she's okay because the words on her website said so, btw did you know that Trump is literally Hitler?
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Sep 12, 2016 06:56
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the teflon don has been uncharacteristically taciturn during this whole wonderful day in american politics
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Sep 12, 2016 06:59
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Donald "Huge Penis" Trump promised not to campaign today so maybe tomorrow he'll give it to ole crooked hillary
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Update: CNN is still referring to full fledged, rag-doll style loss of consciousness while walking, a "stumble" on the front page headlines and anywhere it's mentioned within the article.
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Sep 12, 2016 07:04
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I cannot wait to see the debates, it's going to be so good this year
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What happens if she wins but succumbs before the inauguration? Would they just swear in her running mate as if she never existed?
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Code Jockey posted:I cannot wait to see the debates, it's going to be so good this year i'm beginning to wonder if the universe can even tolerate such an event, and is physically rejecting her from reality to prevent it from ever taking place.
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Sep 12, 2016 07:11
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Aralan posted:Donald "Huge Penis" Trump promised not to campaign today so maybe tomorrow he'll give it to ole crooked hillary Wow pretty brilliant by his standards to not say anything today. The media would have a field day.
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Nill posted:What happens if she wins but succumbs before the inauguration? Would they just swear in her running mate as if she never existed? I believe this country is ready for a dead president to be in the white house.
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Prorat posted:She doesn't have pneumonia, she has brain damage, blood clots, and seizures.
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:TWEET: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWEET: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWEET: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWEET: NOTHING WRONG WITH ME She should change her slogan from 'I'm with her' to 'I'm down with the sickness'. Or out with the oldbama in with the pneumonia.
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Sep 12, 2016 07:19
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Moon Atari posted:out with the oldbama in with the pneumonia.
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Moon Atari posted:out with the oldbama in with the pneumonia.
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