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Apr 8, 2012

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I really think OP deserves some kind of award for this thread title

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Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

reallivedinosaur posted:

the guy died in office lmao

And his brain wasn't retarded (unless you count his policies) and seizure ridden, only his legs were retarded.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
presidents dying in office is not good for anything

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

reallivedinosaur posted:

presidents dying in office is not good for anything

especially the cleaning ladies

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
you guys want the white house to be haunted by hillarys ghost?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

reallivedinosaur posted:

you guys want the white house to be haunted by hillarys ghost?
if it means her black soul will never find rest, yes

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



steinrokkan posted:

if it means her black soul will never find rest, yes

that's racist

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I thank God every day that Bernie Sanders will never be president

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



General Dog posted:

I thank God every day that Bernie Sanders will never be president

Paul Krugman parachute account spotted

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
me, an intellectual : "Hillary and the DNC colluded to unfairly remove Bernie from the race"
some dumb CTR shill : "lol vast right wing conspiracy, Drumpf!!! #ImWithHer, you're lying

*wikileaks happens*

me, a modern warrior poet and philosopher : "Hillary is dying, she is not fit to be president, she might not ven make it to the election! "
random cum gargling democrat primitive " hurr durrr u r altright, Hillary is fine, perfect health, u lie!!"

*Hillary collapses from "heat" on a mild new york morning*

me, the eternal defender of western values "soon evidence of Hillary involvement in a long series of extremely suspicious accidental deaths and suicide wxill emerge! will you finally repent and follow God Emperor Trump or will you obstinate and sink with your rotten ship like the dumbest rat in history?"
poop golem-like creature, maybe muslim or something, who knows : *gulp*

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

General Dog posted:

I thank God every day that Bernie Sanders will never be president

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

WitchFetish posted:

poop golem-like creature, maybe muslim

mods

sounds like the videos have been scrubbed from twitter and google, down the memory hole they go abetted by hilarys megacorp backers

also

skeevy achievements fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Sep 12, 2016

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
So how long until they start blaming Putin for her being sick and saying its more proof of Russian interloping for Trump?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

:vince:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

You know, when I drink too much, stumble around in public, and have to get shoved into a van people call me a "drunk" and a "failure". But Hillary does it and she's had an "episode".

Talk about a double standard.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
I dunno, that was savage, but it is pretty tacky to screencap your own 'sick burn'

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i cant wait for it to be found out that shes on an absolutely hilarious amount of state altering drugs and shes just being shamelessly puppeted by her handlers like reagan was

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
have they used osteoporosis as an excuse yet

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
*doctors open up hillary for her weekly cleaning*


*wipes brow*


"what the heck is going on here?!"

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Brutal.

I was also in the camp that figured the health concerns about Clinton were overblown even if I'd never vote for her. But yeah that's not a good look. Funny that people were concerned about Sanders since he's like 5-6 years older even though the dude has the stamina to walk to work, run to catch the subway, and give long rear end speeches on the Senate floor.

The next few weeks will be :suspense: for sure.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cigstomper58 posted:

So you've seen the misinformation behind the veil and the tactics they use


dude just vote republican. Its okay.

Nothing screams honesty like the Republican party.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Gamer With Dignity posted:

Nothing screams honesty like the Republican party.

looks that way

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Bitter Mushroom posted:

I really think OP deserves some kind of award for this thread title

lol drat and i thought mine was good

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

reallivedinosaur posted:

looks that way

TRUSTED :smugdon:

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

He looks every bit the paragon of virtue and honesty when standing next to Hillary

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

reallivedinosaur posted:

He looks every bit the paragon of virtue and honesty when standing next to Hillary

Hillary can't stand

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

in florida, over a breakfast of scrambled eggs and guac, jeb!s pupils become the size of quarters as he watches fox news and remembers the debates

"I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. ... Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal."

" its the orange king"

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

John Denver Hoxha posted:

So how long until they start blaming Putin for her being sick and saying its more proof of Russian interloping for Trump?

It'd actually be a horrible plan for the Russians because any other candidate would be beating Trump handily but Clinton is struggling

Sethex
Jun 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Cigstomper58 posted:

he also defined himself as a national socialist so hes not always one to think before he talks

Are you one of those unironic trump supporters? I just want to know so I can avoid spending energy on a lost cause-of a human being.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
There are ironic ones?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
IT WAS PROBABLY HER TIME OF THE MONTH RIGHT FELLAS>!

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Smash it Smash hit posted:

IT WAS PROBABLY HER TIME OF THE MONTH RIGHT FELLAS>!

Metal parts coming out of her... wherever

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Pierogi posted:

Metal parts coming out of her... wherever

ITS OKAY YOU CAN SAY IT....






















....
























...



BUTT! :grin:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Smash it Smash hit posted:

IT WAS PROBABLY HER TIME OF THE MONTH RIGHT FELLAS>!

I don't the she does that anymore. She's super old and sick.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Guy Goodbody posted:

I don't the she does that anymore. She's super old and sick.

does what?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

menstruate

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

"Internaut!" posted:




:wow:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

oh. gross dude.

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy
Time for weekend at bernie (sanders)

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

TLG James posted:

Time for weekend at bernie (sanders)

idgi

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