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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Snatch Duster posted:

# ? Sep 12, 2016 18:31

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# ? May 28, 2024 17:17

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Tricky D posted:

That's pretty dark

But an apt comparison

# ? Sep 12, 2016 18:34

MikeyLikesIt: Sep 25, 2012

Um....

http://m.imgur.com/XVju8Sh

# ? Sep 12, 2016 18:43

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Tricky D posted:

That's pretty dank

Ftfy

# ? Sep 12, 2016 18:51

Curdy Lemonstan: Jan 25, 2012; by zen death robot

Snatch Duster posted:

But an apt comparison

Wow no. Jesus.

Seriously snatch duster i hope to god youre being ironic.

Curdy Lemonstan fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Sep 12, 2016

# ? Sep 12, 2016 19:56

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Wow no. Jesus.

Well some people use that as an excuse for emotional abuse. Hitting is the male equivalent of emotional abuse.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 20:01

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Wow no. Jesus.

Seriously snatch duster i hope to god youre being ironic.

There is no God and irony is dead.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 20:11

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

# ? Sep 12, 2016 21:20

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Those gat drat Patriots ruining this country. Snake go fix this poo poo

# ? Sep 12, 2016 21:24

.lnk to the past: May 3, 2005; psoting while drunk

Snatch Duster posted:

# ? Sep 12, 2016 21:31

FreelanceSocialist: Nov 19, 2002

Snatch Duster posted:

# ? Sep 12, 2016 21:50

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:30

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

But enough about your christian upbringing,

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:45

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:56

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Leroy Dennui posted:

If there is a hell, people using Matrix references in the year 2016 will spend eternity there.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:52

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:53

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:08

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Snatch Duster is the forum's most recent woman hating basketcase, pay him no mind

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:22

Napolean Bonerfarts: Dec 11, 2003; by Pragmatica

SAMPSON
Nay, as they dare. I will poppeth thy pussy at them;
which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.

Enter ABRAHAM and BALTHASAR

ABRAHAM
Do you poppeth thou pussy at us, sir?

SAMPSON
I do poppeth thy pussy, sir.

ABRAHAM
Do you poppeth thou pussy at us, sir?

SAMPSON
[Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say
ay?

GREGORY
No.

SAMPSON
No, sir, I do not poppeth thy pussy at you, sir, but poppeth thy pussy, sir.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:04

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Zahgaegun posted:

T

(Tobias!)

# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:42

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Snatch Duster posted:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:45

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Yolomon Wayne posted:

The ironic part about these two photos is that people will get way way more offended at the spousal abuse one.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:53

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

du -hast posted:

The ironic part about these two photos is that people will get way way more offended at the spousal abuse one.

Maybe if someone shops rainbow dash in...

# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:57

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Non Serviam posted:

No mention of quotes is complete with Marilyn Monroe's "if you can't take it at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." It's shared by every suburban girl who think of a drug addicted actress as an inspiration.

I find sharing that quote is an excellent screening method for people to out themselves as vapid morons. It's great.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:01

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

du -hast posted:

The ironic part about these two photos is that people will get way way more offended at the spousal abuse one.

probably because hitler, unlike spousal abuse, has been dead for 70 years

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:06

Carrion Luggage: Nov 24, 2006

steinrokkan posted:

probably because hitler, unlike spousal abuse, has been dead for 70 years

not abuse, correction

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:13

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

It doesn't have to be spousal abuse in the physical sense, or abusive couples at all. In pretty much every context you can think of the phrase comes across as something an extremely horrid person would say to encourage enablement of their bullshit.

Example: guy shooting up heroin in front of his family, responding with that as soon as he is confronted about what pattern he is setting for his kids there.

Example 2: impulsive buyer maxes out credit cards.

Example 3: gambler puts the house title on the table

Etc

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:19

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

steinrokkan posted:

probably because hitler, unlike spousal abuse, has been dead for 70 years

BUT Hitler does have the advantage in terms of kill/death ratio.

I think the one about abuse is not a terrible thing, as it is obviously poking fun at the idiotic idea that people have to put up with the most atrocious parts of your personality.

Having said that, I can imagine some people would feel deeply affected by it, as domestic abuse does happen often enough, so I probably wouldn't share it on stuff like Facebook (as opposed to the Hitler one, which is hilarious).

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:20

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

just laugh at the funny picture jfc

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:22

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Actually on second thought it's legit the best way you can describe wether someone should be a parent or not: if you can't handle the baby at it's worst, you probably don't deserve it at it's best.

Thing is that was said by a woman while in her thirties (?) and is reposted endlessly by people in their 20s like those are words to live by

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:23

Who Is Paul Blart: Oct 22, 2010

du -hast posted:

The ironic part about these two photos is that people will get way way more offended at the spousal abuse one.

That's because hurler was extremely good

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:24

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Maybe if someone shops rainbow dash in...

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:34

Curdy Lemonstan: Jan 25, 2012; by zen death robot

Blue Train posted:

just laugh at the funny picture jfc

I laughed, the picture was very dark and we are all goons here so we eat that poo poo up. It puts the phrase in a new light.

I have no beef with dark humour, but when people spring up ti justify it "nuh-uh!! Hitting you wife and possibly killing her down the road is exactly the same thing as borderline women who psychologically abuse their husbands!!" thats where I draw the line. Both of these thing are terrible, one of these thing are waaaay more common than the other.

But of course, as soon as I post this some polarity-seeking dork will read it as "THIS GUY THINKS EMOTIONAL ABUSE IS JUSTIFIED???? GAHRBLEWARGL"

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:45

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Just because physical abuse is rarer than emotional abuse doesn't make it less bad. Picture is funny.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:59

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

I'm a survivor of domestic violence and my friends and I have a little google chat group where we support each other when we can. They are also survivors. I laughed and shared the image - the man and the woman, not Hitler. They also laughed. That's not everyone but it's some people.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:00

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

WrenP-Complete posted:

I'm a survivor of domestic violence and my friends and I have a little google chat group where we support each other when we can. They are also survivors. I laughed and shared the image - the man and the woman, not Hitler. They also laughed. That's not everyone but it's some people.

i guess you need to be taught a lesson

# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:21

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

steinrokkan posted:

i guess you need to be taught a lesson

... a HITLER lesson

# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:23

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

When I saw the image I though of that scene on the very first episode of twin peaks with the guy using a soap bar and a sock on his wife.

I can't hear the phrase anymore without thinking about that scene

# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:24

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Furia posted:

When I saw the image I though of that scene on the very first episode of twin peaks with the guy using a soap bar and a sock on his wife.

I can't hear the phrase anymore without thinking about that scene

Ive seen lots of porn with various toys, but the soap and sock is new. How does it work?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:45

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# ? May 28, 2024 17:17

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Ive seen lots of porn with various toys, but the soap and sock is new. How does it work?

You put the soap into the sock to make a crude blackjack and beat the poo poo out of your victim.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:48

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