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Hogge Wild posted:here's an older version:
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Context not needed Smash it Smash hit posted:you have a bad memory from all the pee pees you let rest in your mouth
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:30 |
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Kay Kessler posted:Missed out on using "without further adieu", an error I've actually seen happen on here. skander posted:"Road to hoe" and "tow the line" as well. Hairbrained. Which is apparently so common that some dictionaries accept it as correct now, but I still hate it.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:06 |
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I'm fond of "toe-head[ed]," though it's not a common term nowadays.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:29 |
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Idk there's plenty of men in the UK who look like human thumbs
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:46 |
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Bert Roberge posted:
Re ireland making potato shaped candies with chocolate fillings: Naerasa posted:I'd say that idea is an abortion but I don't think your nation allows those.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 16:58 |
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I once had to explain to two people (over the Internet, not on SA) that "you reap what you sew" was the wrong spelling, and was informed in turn that I was wrong because they were pretty sure "sow" was a term for a female pig which was plainly nonsensical in that context
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:14 |
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If you ever felt like swinging by the funny pictures thread, well now's a Great Time for that radiatinglines posted:From what I can tell nobody is actually arguing anything, just making a bunch of lovely posts in response to what they wish some guy had said who isn't even here anymore
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:18 |
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Griefor posted:Hairbrained. Which is apparently so common that some dictionaries accept it as correct now, but I still hate it. "Hairbrained" makes more sense to me than harebrained.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 22:18 |
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Heath posted:"Hairbrained" makes more sense to me than harebrained. Anybody who cares enough about arbitrary archaic slang to try and correct other people is worth riling up at every opportunity. I am literally chomping at the bit to decimate them.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 23:49 |
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Guy Mann posted:Anybody who cares enough about arbitrary archaic slang to care is worth riling up at every opportunity. I am literally chomping at the bit to decimate them. chomping and champing are both equally valid uses of that phrase because they mean the same thing
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 23:52 |
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Heath posted:"Hairbrained" makes more sense to me than harebrained. "Hairbrained" is just saying that an arbitrary thing that is not a brain is in someone's head. It's a much weaker and vaguer idea and would never have established itself as an idiom on its own. Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 00:07 on Sep 14, 2016 |
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I used to think it was "nip it in the butt" for the longest time. Anyone got those edits from that one comic in the old comics thread where they make fun of the guy making a fuss about cup sizes.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 00:05 |
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Rip it in the butt is a good saying, yes.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 00:12 |
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Karate Bastard posted:If you ever felt like swinging by the funny pictures thread, well now's a Great Time for that LifeSunDeath posted:You wrote this pages ago and then immediately it came true over and over again, gonna call you gropestradamus. If there was ever a red text I wanted it is this.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 00:21 |
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pog boyfriend posted:i had intimate mature grown up sex with 3 women the other day, which felt really good, to have the sex with them *nervous murmurs of confusion from yospos audience* uh... which is like a steam achievement *entire crowd goes "Ohhh" and people suddenly start whistling in appreciation and applauding* The whole thread is good
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 01:44 |
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Still looking for that yellow highlighted text here.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 01:49 |
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NTT posted:The whole thread is good
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 01:50 |
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I.N.R.I posted:Just got done applying techniques i read in the Kama Sutra to a MILFs pussy and rear end in a top hat. I read a .pdf file of it at work on DL. What can I say ... Ive already played all the flash games on newgrounds lol. Ive matured with age and decided its better to loving educate myself instead and learn something before the heat death of the universe, life is basically meaningless so i have lots of sex because whats the point. Thats another thing, ladies love classy well read guys so buy a lot of books on your kindle and read them either in full or partially and then skip to the end so it says you read 100% of it on the GUI, that means general user interface which is what computers have so stupid people can use them. not that the women i have sex with are stupid or anything, actually theyre really interesting. semen comes out of my dick after i rub it on women for a while. i care about them which improves the cumming experience. the new iphone doesnt have a dedicated headphone jack
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 01:57 |
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Lol
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 01:58 |
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Hihohe posted:I used to think it was "nip it in the butt" for the longest time. That one's for the dogs.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 02:02 |
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skander posted:That one's for the dogs. I miss morally inept
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 02:06 |
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PBS Newshour posted:I miss morally inept He did a bit more than nip. Maybe one or two of them as foreplay... PBS Newshour had it right for morally inept's shenanigans, I think. PBS Newshour posted:Rip it in the butt is a good saying, yes.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 02:21 |
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NTT posted:The whole thread is good Skylark posted:
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 03:26 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:How? Hares are stupid and have no long-term perspective. To use the term is to compare someone's thinking to that of a hare. That is why the term exists. This is true, it's why hares make terrible accountants.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 06:31 |
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NTT posted:The whole thread is good Holy it's not a joke, he just slightly paraphrased a thing echi actually said
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 13:10 |
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That was a rollercoaster from start to finish.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:06 |
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i care about them which improves the cumming experience
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:47 |
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i don't really get why echidnapenis felt the need to tell the computer subforum the times he had been cucked at least now he's found the correct forum for it
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 16:35 |
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Germstore posted:Just getting a blowie, not gay.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:38 |
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Try to guess the fetishFordPRefectLL posted:i dated a girl who was into this and she told me it was humiliating and she got off on shame Gaunab posted:explains why she was dating you
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:12 |
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Volume posted:Try to guess the fetish Dude was a brony or into pegging? edit: Eh, I was close.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:14 |
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I.N.R.I posted:Just got done applying techniques i read in the Kama Sutra to a MILFs pussy and rear end in a top hat. I read a .pdf file of it at work on DL. What can I say ... Ive already played all the flash games on newgrounds lol. Ive matured with age and decided its better to loving educate myself instead and learn something before the heat death of the universe, life is basically meaningless so i have lots of sex because whats the point. Thats another thing, ladies love classy well read guys so buy a lot of books on your kindle and read them either in full or partially and then skip to the end so it says you read 100% of it on the GUI, that means general user interface which is what computers have so stupid people can use them. not that the women i have sex with are stupid or anything, actually theyre really interesting. semen comes out of my dick after i rub it on women for a while. i care about them which improves the cumming experience. the new iphone doesnt have a dedicated headphone jack
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:04 |
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Mr. 47 posted:Being political on the internet seems so easy. It's like a really lame game show where the answer to every question is "blame capitalism."
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:38 |
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Um, GUI stands for graphical user interface
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:06 |
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Haha you took it, took it right in the mouth! Everybody point at him, point at him an laugh!
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:43 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:You know, I haven't seen much (or any) talk about obvious game of the year candidate Calm Down, Stalin. SolidSnakesBandana posted:What's he gonna do with that gun Jerusalem posted:It's the ultimate calm
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 09:55 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:You’re stranded on a deserted island with your best friend. You’ve not eaten for a long time, and it’s clear that without help, you’ll both die of starvation.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 08:48 |
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K. Waste posted:Pitch more ideal porno-parodies: FreudianSlippers posted:The Penetration of Jesse James by the Rock Hard Robert Ford.
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Colostomy Bag posted:I entered this world in 1973, so I have had the good fortune of growing up with the most shitastic vehicles of all time growing up. monster on a stick posted:It must have been cool to put your feet through the floor boards and get the car started while yelling "yabba dabba doo!" though. Colostomy Bag posted:True story, my dad was frugal and lazy. He let it get so bad the carpet wore out and developed a hole as well. While driving he dropped his sunglasses and realized they went down the hole. When he turned around to get them he found he had driven over them. At that point he started to look for a new car.
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