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I got pneumonia in basic training, miraculously recovered without going to sick call, the highlight was getting up at 0400 for PT when we were in the field and during pushups constantly coughing up heaps of green poo poo out of my lungs. gently caress sick call, I wasn't getting rolled back.
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once cracked a rib from vomiting so hard. food poisoning owns
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I vomited so hard my intestines flew out of my mouth and I had to slurp them back in like spaghetti.
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a bone to pick posted:I vomited so hard my intestines flew out of my mouth and I had to slurp them back in like spaghetti. It's actually quite useful if you're a brundlefly
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Had a stomach bug and barfed and was so spent I was convinced I was literally puking chunks of my GI tract and started crying because I was gonna die until I realized the pink chunks of what I thought was meat had seeds and that I'd had like three strawberries when I'd tried to eat lunch that day.
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Puked so hard from food poisoning I burst a blood vessel in my eye, we lived in the same area as the ebola nurse and my bf thought I might have ebola Goddamn breakfast casserole
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One day I was so sick I died
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Got so dehydrated from dysentery that I started legit tripping balls
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Got heat stroke in the middle of a 9/11 rally and my handlers had to shove me into a van.
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can it be a sentence fragment b/c probably "puking out my rear end in a top hat"
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a bone to pick posted:Got heat stroke in the middle of a 9/11 rally and my handlers had to shove me into a van. I like the cut of your jib. I too share a disdain for hydration.
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I have a cold.
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Thought I had been drugged, turned out it was just an undercooked burger from a lovely bar in Chicago.
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Six month round of chemo.
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Poop resembled pineapple juice.
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Graves disease is like taking meth daily for two years.
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I was in the hospital for a week on iv antibiotics for pneumonia.
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At my last job I got the shits/pukes so bad that I couldn't even get my rear end into the employee lunch room sink before splattering diarrhea everywhere.
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Malaria That owned, I'm really looking forward to suffering a relapse in a random amount of time
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I won the battle of the bands and on the last screaming note of the guitar solo I kick flipped off the stage to knock off the principals hat.
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lol at you bitches saying you got food poisoning because you had a stomach ache, you have to go to the loving doctor if you actually have food poisoning and it takes weeks to recover
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Basically don't go to Senegal and lose your antimalarials
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Kickflip360
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:At my last job I got the shits/pukes so bad that I couldn't even get my rear end into the employee lunch room sink before splattering diarrhea everywhere. Great username/post combo
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As a child, I had a fever so bad that I thought I was trapped in a sewer and forced to solve an enormous game of Minesweeper in order to save Mario and Yoshi.
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I had a kidney stone the pain of which I can only describe as someone pressing a thumb tack as hard as they can on your inner crotch area, I couldn't piss or poo poo for a couple days and when I finally did piss it was almost pure red.
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Node posted:I had a kidney stone the pain of which I can only describe as someone pressing a thumb tack as hard as they can on your inner crotch area, I couldn't piss or poo poo for a couple days and when I finally did piss it was almost pure red. your face when pissin blood: ![]()
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a bone to pick posted:I vomited so hard my intestines flew out of my mouth and I had to slurp them back in like spaghetti. It's good you have such plentiful organs. My family got caught driving in a blizzard and almost sailed off a cliff, but I was so sick with honest-to-goodness influenza that I didn't care if I died.
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Pneumonia made me hallucinate and nearly killed me in high school.
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mdm posted:your face when pissin blood: Maybe, for the next three days I threw up every time I pissed, so I must have made that face a lot.
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I generally enjoy good health, but the measles gave me such a high fever that I don't remember some of it, and then I remember sitting up in bed and vomiting on myself, all before getting the nasty red sores.
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I killed a guy and it was legally not my fault.
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proof of concept posted:720 tailwhip while smoking a fat blunt and flipping off my dad close thread
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Motherfucker posted:I killed a guy and it was legally not my fault. Support are troops
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I poo poo liquid for 30 days straight and then got a saline drip and now i want one of those for every hungover morning.
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Had a fever with loopy dreams, became convinced that the plutonic ideal of triangles was a sentient being of pure intellect that visited me in the form of a bunch of brightly colored shifting angles that imposed themselves in my brain and were a bit upset with me for entering their domain unexpectedly, holding me hostage and giving me a stern talking to
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I had a hypospadias repaired and the recovery was loving excruciatingly painful every time I went pee.
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3 pages of diarrhea, vomit, and fever dreams. I think this thread is making me sick
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I got pneumonia and was so weak I couldn't get to the phone or leave the building so I almost died
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# ? May 18, 2024 18:46 |
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When swine flu was a thing I puked in my bed so hard that I passed out in it.
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