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I don't think anyone ever doubted if it worked or not. The problem is that apparently he doesn't know that electric pencil sharpeners exist.
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Paladinus posted:He's back to prove you non-believers wrong! but what about an electric sharpener.......
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Sep 9, 2016 19:35
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also you can buy, you know, regular sharpeners that catch shavings too????
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:There was a time that I'd say that no one is this stupid, but that was before the Trump campaign. I was out with a few friends the other night and watched some teenage barwoman with awe as she twisted the corkscrew in, jammed the bottle between her legs and just started loving yanking as hard as she could, took like 30 seconds and was pretty embarrassing to watch. (it was one of the kinds with the "anchor" that hooks onto the lip of the bottle - http://i.imgur.com/Ao68dEe.jpg) anyway we giggled about it a bit and that was that. 2nd bottle of wine came a bit later on but thankfully she'd found a solution in the interim. She asks the slightly older barman to open the bottle while she noted down some orders and he proceeded to do the same loving thing. The video of the guy using a SHOE to open a bottle was faster than both of them
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Sep 9, 2016 19:37
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HardDisk posted:I don't think anyone ever doubted if it worked or not. The problem is that apparently he doesn't know that electric pencil sharpeners exist. Exactly. I'd like to see how many pencils he could sharpen in a minute if he also had to walk down to the garage to get his drill, come back and put the super sharpener together instead of just reaching into the desk drawer and grabbing a normal one. Also lol at how he acts like he invented the shaving-catching container.
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Speaking of sharpeners I saw a video today about converting an EOS lip balm egg into a pencil sharpener. Because that's at all easier or cheaper than just buying a small sharpener itself.
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Choco1980 posted:Speaking of sharpeners I saw a video today about converting an EOS lip balm egg into a pencil sharpener. Because that's at all easier or cheaper than just buying a small sharpener itself. It might, actually, there was a period of months where my family loving scoured every store we could find that would conceivably carry school supplies and not a one of them had a single pencil sharpener. Pencils, eraser toppers, little foam sleeves for keeping your horrible claw-like hands from cramping while using pencils, tiny condoms for protecting your pencils while you shove them in your rear end, but not a single goddamn sharpener, electric or otherwise. Wound up going to a craft supply store and shelling out relatively big money for an artist-grade metal sharpener. Also I kept seeing hacks to make your own EOS lip balm because apparently the american buy-a-new-one mentality somehow doesn't apply to something as cheap and useless as lip balm.
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Paladinus posted:He's back to prove you non-believers wrong! He's deliberately doing the manual sharpening very slowly and that makes me mad. (Because he didn't need to cheat to win but he still chose to cheat.)
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You know what I think I still want one, because then I'd have a Turbo pencil sharpener. Pretty bitchin, I'm sure you'll agree.
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Sep 10, 2016 20:50
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I am defeated Outhacked, as it were.
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Add some bullshit about Apple “testing the waters with a hidden jack. they can drill it out at the Apple Store if wireless is a flop”.
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Sep 12, 2016 07:51
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Chisel a microUSB port through the screen.
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Sep 12, 2016 07:59
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Kuiperdolin posted:Chisel a microUSB port through the screen. don't be ridiculous. it's a miniUSB, not micro
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Sep 12, 2016 12:46
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Oh man, am I on the ground floor for the new microwave charging? 
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Radio Help posted:don't be ridiculous. it's a miniUSB, not micro Don't be an rear end in a top hat. People will believe you and try it. We all know it's actually a firewire port.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:22
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Nah, that's on the Galaxy Note 7.
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Non Serviam posted:Don't be an rear end in a top hat. People will believe you and try it. The reason they call it a firewire port is that you can actually transmit wirelessly as long as it and the receiving port are hot enough. Get out your blowtorch and watch your transfer speeds soar!
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Somfin posted:The reason they call it a firewire port is that you can actually transmit wirelessly as long as it and the receiving port are hot enough. Get out your blowtorch and watch your transfer speeds soar! No --open flame around your phone is stupid. i can't believe you'd tell them to do that. A hotplate should get it warm enough.
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flosofl posted:No --open flame around your phone is stupid. i can't believe you'd tell them to do that. No, no, no! Clearly you put it in the microwave for faster transfer and charging at the same time! 
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Sep 12, 2016 13:41
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flosofl posted:No --open flame around your phone is stupid. i can't believe you'd tell them to do that. It's only an open flame if the air around the phone isn't saturated with gasoline fumes. Paint works too. Ventilation will ruin the effect, though- be sure to let the room saturate for at least twenty minutes before you start the heating process.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Nah, that's on the Galaxy Note 7. 
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Sep 12, 2016 13:48
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Somfin posted:It's only an open flame if the air around the phone isn't saturated with gasoline fumes. Paint works too. Ventilation will ruin the effect, though- be sure to let the room saturate for at least twenty minutes before you start the heating process. Be sure to rinse your phone in bleach and ammonia first, to make charging faster.
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Non Serviam posted:Be sure to rinse your phone in bleach and ammonia first, to make charging faster.
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Croccers posted:It's like Gatorade for battery electrons! So, you're saying it's got what batteries crave?
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Sep 13, 2016 11:10
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Got a stain on your clothing? Make it worse.
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"Don't put cheese on your food! Put yeast on it instead!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgt0GvXHUZk
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Nutritional yeast is legit good, though
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chitoryu12 posted:"Don't put cheese on your food! Put yeast on it instead!" 
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Wanamingo posted:Nutritional yeast is legit good, though Plus if you've got grey teeth or gums it'll clear that right up
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What to do if my teeth and gums are bright purple?
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Sep 14, 2016 16:00
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:What to do if my teeth and gums are bright purple? Stop eating blueberries.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:22
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Something, something Violet Beauregarde.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:25
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quote:The vintage dress now looks even more hipstery than it did before, meaning I will continue to look like I belong in my Brooklyn neighborhood. 
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I've only had it a couple times, but holy poo poo that is way too much vegemite...
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Sep 14, 2016 17:42
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She gets extra points for bringing up glorious Nippon. 
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Sep 14, 2016 17:48
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Zipperelli. posted:I've only had it a couple times, but holy poo poo that is way too much vegemite... Looks like someone used toast to wipe good lord good hack.
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Zipperelli. posted:I've only had it a couple times, but holy poo poo that is way too much vegemite... I was just about to post about how it's not enough
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The Schwa posted:I was just about to post about how it's not enough 
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The amount looks right but it's spread too unevenly, there's obviously visible lumps and the corners are ungooped.
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Lifehack: Vegemite is for hipsters and criminals, spread katsup on your toast instead.
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