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Electromax
May 6, 2007
Haha, another Forbes article today titled "This Would Be The Perfect Time For Nintendo To Announce The NX". They must be making bank on feverish Nintendo fans hungry for any morsel of info.

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SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo
I think they should announce the NX at 23:00 greenwich mean time

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


The NX will release in March 2017. The announcement for the NX will happen in the month after. This bold, courageous move will show the world that Nintendo is not afraid to innovate.

JustJeff88
Jan 15, 2008

I AM
CONSISTENTLY
ANNOYING
...
JUST TERRIBLE


THIS BADGE OF SHAME IS WORTH 0.45 DOUBLE DRAGON ADVANCES

:dogout:
of SA-Mart forever

The Chairman posted:

Breath of the Wild indefinitely postponed and converted into a match-3 freemium puzzle game for iOS

... and every time you match three of something, it reduces its durability and will eventually break. You can however recover the stamina loss for a reasonable fee.

Phantasium posted:

Nintendo is the only console developer who is ALSO lending out their properties to hot wheels.



I would totally buy the top-middle 8-bit van if people didn't want ridiculous sums of money for them on the secondhand market.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Game devs will start announcing games for the NX before the NX is announced which will build huge hype and then Ninty will announce it in late February

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Kashuno posted:

Game devs will start announcing games for the NX before the NX is announced

this already happened a few times

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kashuno posted:

Game devs will start announcing games for the NX before the NX is announced which will build huge hype and then Ninty will announce it in late February

If the NX is still coming out in March, I bet there will be third party NX games shown at TGS this weekend.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
My fantasy guess is
Tegra X2
6-8gb ram
720p screen, dock ups to 1080p60
Battery Life 5 hours
128gb cartridges
Launches with Smash Remake, Splatoon Remake, Zelda, NX Party/Warioware, Mario Kart 8 NX, New IP, Pokemon Sun Moon port, Dragon Quest X, Excite Boat.

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Anidav posted:

My fantasy guess is
Tegra X2
6-8gb ram
720p screen, dock ups to 1080p60
Battery Life 5 hours
128gb cartridges
Launches with Smash Remake, Splatoon Remake, Zelda, NX Party/Warioware, Mario Kart 8 NX, New IP, Pokemon Sun Moon port, Dragon Quest X, Excite Boat.

Reality will be:

Tegra X1
2 gb ram
480p screen, dock ups to 720i/30fps
Battery life 3 hours
32gb cartridges
Launches with Breath of the Wild and HD remaster of Cooking Mama.

zolthorg
May 26, 2009

Trent posted:

Step away from the thread. This thread is protected by NX.

Buzz buzz used PSI shield Ω

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

InFlames235 posted:

Reality will be:

Tegra X1
2 gb ram
480p screen, dock ups to 720i/30fps
Battery life 3 hours
32gb cartridges
Launches with Breath of the Wild and HD remaster of Cooking Mama.

I would be so psyched for a HD remaster of Cooking Mama. First Cooking Mama was the best. I played one of the later ones and it felt like they tried to make it too much of a game.

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
Pikmin 4 as launch title is my fantasy and there is a chance it will be a reality.

Ronnie
May 13, 2009

Just in case.
I uuhh I impulse bought tokyo Mirage Session... have I done the right thing?

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

oddium posted:

this already happened a few times

I remember when they announced Dragon Quest 11. Everyone was so excited, because it basically confirms that the NX will be at least as powerful as the 3DS.

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Ronnie posted:

I uuhh I impulse bought tokyo Mirage Session... have I done the right thing?

yes

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Ronnie posted:

I uuhh I impulse bought tokyo Mirage Session... have I done the right thing?

Yes.

Alfalfa The Roach
Oct 13, 2012

You need to be a badass first.

Ronnie posted:

I uuhh I impulse bought tokyo Mirage Session... have I done the right thing?

Yes you did, enjoy one of the best RPGs on the system

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
You did the wrong thing because new tv season is about to premier, your wife is at a conference, you got your three year old home. It requires both screens so you can't do something else at the same time, you have a lot of projects at work, you're trying to make a podcast and get ready for nanorimo, when the hell will you have the time?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Fiiiiah Emblum!

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

bloodychill posted:

Pikmin 4 as launch title is my fantasy and there is a chance it will be a reality.

I haven't gotten to play 3 yet but my heart could barely handle hundreds of pikmin drowning and screaming in 10p or whatever the GC was.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

greatn posted:

You did the wrong thing because new tv season is about to premier, your wife is at a conference, you got your three year old home. It requires both screens so you can't do something else at the same time, you have a lot of projects at work, you're trying to make a podcast and get ready for nanorimo, when the hell will you have the time?

:yikes:

Randumb Thots
Apr 5, 2015

Guy Goodbody posted:

Is the Dr. Mario car a hearse?

He's... not a very good doctor. :smith:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

bloodychill posted:

Pikmin 4 as launch title is my fantasy and there is a chance it will be a reality.

But isn't Pikmin 4 the 3DS being released in 2017 as well?

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Randumb Thots posted:

He's... not a very good doctor. :smith:

Dr. Mario deems certain losses acceptable for the advancement of pharmaceutical science.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

a.lo posted:

But isn't Pikmin 4 the 3DS being released in 2017 as well?

no, that is Pikmin (working title)

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Pikmin: Dawn of Justice.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I hope that Federation Force was a misguided attempt to rekindle interest in the Metroid IP before releasing a new Metroid on the NX

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Guy Goodbody posted:

I hope that Federation Force was a misguided attempt to rekindle interest in the Metroid IP before releasing a new Metroid on the NX

Here's the weird thing: it worked

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

The Devil Tesla posted:

Here's the weird thing: it worked

Interest and Despair are like, two different things dude.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
despair causes desperation

desperation causes excitement at the sight of something they see as a "real" metroid game

excitement causes despair once again when they see that the new metroid game is a remake of Other M

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

paco650 posted:

Interest and Despair are like, two different things dude.

Danganronpa NX confirmed.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
it's September 15th and Nintendo are still a bunch of poo poo cowards who wont announce their goddamn children's toy.

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
al-saqr I think you should take a little break from nx news

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Raserys posted:

al-saqr I think you should take a little break from nx news

I'm joking of course haha I didn't mean to sound so serious, it's all good in this Mario party.

oh god.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

i think raserys should take a little break from al-saqr punditry

Earnestly
Apr 24, 2010

Jazz hands!
The NX was supposed to bring us together, not tear us apart.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

source for that claim??

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
the whole POINT of Nintendo games is to tear people apart, haven't you actually played a multiplayer Nintendo game before?!

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

Al-Saqr posted:

the whole POINT of Nintendo games is to tear people apart, haven't you actually played a multiplayer Nintendo game before?!

"I didn't come to this Mario Party to make friends" - Jeff Gerstmann

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SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo
"Welcome to the Mario Party, pal!" - John McClane

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