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NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Tiggum posted:

No pizzaburger hot dog rules. :colbert:

That's not a pizzaburger hot dog, it's a hot dog pizzaburger.

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Bar-S hot dogs have an unpleasant metallic aftertaste to them, like eating a roll of dirty pennies.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

That's not a pizzaburger hot dog, it's a hot dog pizzaburger.

If you say so you god drat pizzaburger hot dog hitler

atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!


I don't care what you say, split-pea Jabba here is pretty cute.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
That's Guaca the Mole!

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wanamingo posted:

A bit late for the Bar-S chat, but I give those things to my dog as treats. She seems to like them a lot more than milk bones.

I am, right now, eating a Bar-S hot dog on a white store brand bun. With ketchup and Frank's

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Too far, Bill.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Bar-F

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




PCOS Bill posted:

I am, right now, eating a Bar-S hot dog on a white store brand bun. With ketchup and Frank's

No mustard?

Freak.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Xen Tricks posted:

?????

Philly rolls are delicious, what's weird at all about salmon and cream cheese? Do you hate lox and bagels as well?

I love lox and bagels, but cream cheese + nori + rice is terrible white people food. When I go for sushi I want fish eggs and clam and raw fish and nice vegetables, not a mouthful of super-discount partially-hydrogenated Philadelphia spooge butter. Might as well put a ranch dressing fountain in the middle of that motherfucker.

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
why is no one else upset and confused about the presence of strawberries on that salmon/cream cheese/sushi monstrosity

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

poop dood posted:

why is no one else upset and confused about the presence of strawberries on that salmon/cream cheese/sushi monstrosity

I've had sushi that contained strawberries that was quite good so...

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Did it contain strawberries and fish?

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Sakurazuka posted:

Did it contain strawberries and fish?

There are quite a few sushi rolls around that do have strawberry or some other small amount of fruit with a fish, yeah.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Anti Food Porn/Food Fads: dog/cat testicles that have been split open during castrations with that same pink spongy interior

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

sweeperbravo posted:

Anti Food Porn/Food Fads: dog/cat testicles that have been split open during castrations with that same pink spongy interior

:wiggle:
For all your title needs.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

I am, right now, eating a Bar-S hot dog on a white store brand bun. With ketchup and Frank's

Was the hotdog boiled? I hope it was boiled :getin:

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Was the hotdog boiled? I hope it was boiled :getin:

Better, coddled

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

What's wrong with this, chum?





This is the first image in the thread that actually made me mad. The first rule of pizza may be that we don't talk about pizza rules, but that thing fails to qualify for the protection as it is an insult to the very idea of pizza day!

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PCOS Bill posted:

I am, right now, eating a Bar-S hot dog on a white store brand bun. With ketchup and Frank's

How well is it done

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

super well done, he boiled it for like an hour and a half

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Bar-S balogna has a welcoming irredescent shine to it, like a tasty morning oil slick. Also it is the only luncheon meat I know of that has a serial number stamped on the casing.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Danger Mahoney posted:

Bar-S balogna has a welcoming irredescent shine to it, like a tasty morning oil slick. Also it is the only luncheon meat I know of that has a serial number stamped on the casing.

Bar-S is beginning to sound like a brand you have to sign a release form to purchase

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008

poop dood posted:

why is no one else upset and confused about the presence of strawberries on that salmon/cream cheese/sushi monstrosity


I saw this a few weeks back at the grocery store and took a picture because the combo of strawberries+mango(?)+ avocado seemed wrong.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
Straight from my fiancée's grandparents' breakfast table in Acheng, Northeast China:




It's apparently "sausage made from black eggs". She says it's terrible and tastes like lead. I'm assuming it's a cousin of the terrifying century egg, one of the few Chinese dishes I can't stand.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Looks like hog wash soap

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

a Classic Yummy for just ten dollars?!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Deep fried Mexican style sushi



Pathetic sushi



Genital sploodge sushi



What's the loving point just make a stirfry it's easier sushi



Vaginal sushi



PCOS Bill sushi

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Would.


...spell the ABCs with my tongue on that.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Pastry of the Year posted:

Bar-S is beginning to sound like a brand you have to sign a release form to purchase

You’re stranded on a deserted island with your best friend. You’ve not eaten for a long time, and it’s clear that without help, you’ll both die of starvation.

Suddenly, a plane roars overhead and disappears over the horizon, but not before dropping a crate labelled “FOOD,” which parachutes lazily toward you.

It takes much of the little strength you have left in your bodies to finally get it open, and when you do, you find that instead of hams and loaves of bread and apples and bananas, it’s actually full of X-rated, handwritten Steven Universe fanfiction.

The feeling of contemplating death while munching on your best friend’s forearm, the ground around you covered by bloody pages of scribbled stories of cartoons loving each other, is pretty much what it's like to eat a Bar-S hotdog.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

You’re stranded on a deserted island with your best friend. You’ve not eaten for a long time, and it’s clear that without help, you’ll both die of starvation.

Suddenly, a plane roars overhead and disappears over the horizon, but not before dropping a crate labelled “FOOD,” which parachutes lazily toward you.

It takes much of the little strength you have left in your bodies to finally get it open, and when you do, you find that instead of hams and loaves of bread and apples and bananas, it’s actually full of X-rated, handwritten Steven Universe fanfiction.

The feeling of contemplating death while munching on your best friend’s forearm, the ground around you covered by bloody pages of scribbled stories of cartoons loving each other, is pretty much what it's like to eat a Bar-S hotdog.

I enjoyed reading this because I will never have to eat this.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tashilicious posted:

How well is it done


Titus Sardonicus posted:

Was the hotdog boiled? I hope it was boiled :getin:

Fried up in a pan until they split down the middle with a few crisp spots turning black. They were pretty good.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

You’re stranded on a deserted island with your best friend. You’ve not eaten for a long time, and it’s clear that without help, you’ll both die of starvation.

Suddenly, a plane roars overhead and disappears over the horizon, but not before dropping a crate labelled “FOOD,” which parachutes lazily toward you.

It takes much of the little strength you have left in your bodies to finally get it open, and when you do, you find that instead of hams and loaves of bread and apples and bananas, it’s actually full of X-rated, handwritten Steven Universe fanfiction.

The feeling of contemplating death while munching on your best friend’s forearm, the ground around you covered by bloody pages of scribbled stories of cartoons loving each other, is pretty much what it's like to eat a Bar-S hotdog.

I love you

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Here you go:

https://gfycat.com/GroundedGracefulGrouper

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I thought Bar-S was some local meat byproduct brand. They're global!

Tomboys, that's where it's at. Red as a dogs dick.

Edit: I would eat a cake of sushi everyday.

mds2 has a new favorite as of 04:28 on Sep 16, 2016

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Was the hotdog boiled? I hope it was boiled :getin:

Laid directly on electric stove top.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

:barf:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

This has got to be a joke. Please?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Wow, I have to be intolerably hung-over for a bloody mary to be enjoyable, I can't even imagine what sort of hosed-up brain-dead state of post-inebriation I'd have to be in to even consider something like this palatable

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



JUST DRINK A loving BEER

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