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RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Jaguars hunt gators and crocs. In the water.

[video type="youtu"]DBNYwxDZ_pA[/video]

Stupid app.

https://youtu.be/DBNYwxDZ_pA

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:44

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:45

Useless: Sep 13, 2003; I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Fun fact:
A coconut is about as hard as a human skull.

I remember reading somewhere that this is a preferred method for jaguar hunting for bigger game as well. Other big cats go for the throat, jaguars just bite the head once and *crunch* done.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:08

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

FreudianSlippers posted:

Fun fact:
A coconut is about as hard as a human skull.

I learned two things that night: a coconut is about as hard as a human skull, and the PCP in Bali is stronger than stateside.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:37

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:45

MisterBibs: Jul 17, 2010; dolla dolla
bill y'all; Fun Shoe

RFC2324 posted:

Jaguars hunt gators and crocs. In the water.
https://youtu.be/DBNYwxDZ_pA

Jesus wept, it just stops. It's there, its resisting... and then it's simply not.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:53

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

MisterBibs posted:

Jesus wept, it just stops. It's there, its resisting... and then it's simply not.

Most wild animals escape a zoo or whatever, and i shrug and figure it will get caught or killed in short order.

A jaguar escapes and i poo poo myself and hide in an armored bunker.

They are scarier that geese.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:06

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

RFC2324 posted:

Most wild animals escape a zoo or whatever, and i shrug and figure it will get caught or killed in short order.

A jaguar escapes and i poo poo myself and hide in an armored bunker.

They are scarier that geese.

You're trapped in a warehouse.

Between you and the only way out is a jaguar and three or four geese freely wondering around. They don't know where you are and haven't crossed each others paths yet, but they do know that you and the other animal(s) are in the building.

What do you do?

# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:14

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

MizPiz posted:

You're trapped in a warehouse.

Between you and the only way out is a jaguar and three or four geese freely wondering around. They don't know where you are and haven't crossed each others paths yet, but they do know that you and the other animal(s) are in the building.

What do you do?

Kill self.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:20

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Would you rather fight a jaguar size goose or a bunch of I guess house cats.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:26

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

MizPiz posted:

You're trapped in a warehouse.

Between you and the only way out is a jaguar and three or four geese freely wondering around. They don't know where you are and haven't crossed each others paths yet, but they do know that you and the other animal(s) are in the building.

What do you do?

I find the geese and kick their asses because geese are hollow-boned dipshits and I'm a grown rear end man literally thirty times their body weight. Who the gently caress is afraid of birds, it's the dumbest thing.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:26

Buckets: Apr 10, 2009; ...THE CHILD...

RareAcumen posted:

Bowl doesn't rhyme with know you dumb dog! GAW :mad:

# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:26

JesustheDarkLord: May 22, 2006; #VolsDeep; Lipstick Apathy

MizPiz posted:

You're trapped in a warehouse.

Between you and the only way out is a jaguar and three or four geese freely wondering around. They don't know where you are and haven't crossed each others paths yet, but they do know that you and the other animal(s) are in the building.

What do you do?

Find a turtle and flip it onto its back.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:29

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Who What Now posted:

Who the gently caress is afraid of birds, it's the dumbest thing.

Ask an Austrailian about... The war.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:31

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Who What Now posted:

I find the geese and kick their asses because geese are hollow-boned dipshits and I'm a grown rear end man literally thirty times their body weight. Who the gently caress is afraid of birds, it's the dumbest thing.

Go kick a cassowary, I dare you

# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:36

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Picnic Princess posted:

Go kick a cassowary, I dare you

I said birds, not dinosaurs.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:37

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

RareAcumen posted:

Ask an Austrailian about... The war.

The saddest thing is when Wikipedia editors made that page remove the "war stats" sidebar.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:50

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

RareAcumen posted:

Ask an Austrailian about... The war.

Our national shame.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:53

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

That jauguar was so good at not making spalshes and just being aware of its effect on the envrionment.

wow that was rad

# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:17

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

SKY COQ posted:

Our national shame.

Don't sweat it. If it were the US it would have taken decades, trillions of dollars, spawned more than a few annoying movies about how bird war is hell/bird war heroes are awesome, and we'd have still lost.

mind the walrus has a new favorite as of 04:23 on Sep 15, 2016

# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:20

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:23

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q36_8s5z6S8

# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:24

AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

Say Nothing posted:

I've also seen poop emoji stickers that call them funny frosting

# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:26

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

AlmightyBob posted:

I've also seen poop emoji stickers that call them funny frosting

'Funny frosting' is the term I use for a very different bodily product.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:31

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

MizPiz posted:

You're trapped in a warehouse.

Between you and the only way out is a jaguar and three or four geese freely wondering around. They don't know where you are and haven't crossed each others paths yet, but they do know that you and the other animal(s) are in the building.

What do you do?

Go left.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:31

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

I'd been meaning to take a picture of this sign for a few years, and was pretty sad when they changed it, but luckily the internet was there to help me find the original

And here is the updated sign
https://www.google.com/maps/@37.9485435,-122.5279112,3a,26.5y,138.31h,88.08t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sWuMqdGPSib8MIzTVQhTqhA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:45

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

The Glumslinger posted:

And here is the updated sign
https://www.google.com/maps/@37.9485435,-122.5279112,3a,26.5y,138.31h,88.08t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sWuMqdGPSib8MIzTVQhTqhA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Cockscultping.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 05:56

nocal: Mar 7, 2007

The Glumslinger posted:

I'd been meaning to take a picture of this sign for a few years, and was pretty sad when they changed it, but luckily the internet was there to help me find the original

And here is the updated sign
https://www.google.com/maps/@37.9485435,-122.5279112,3a,26.5y,138.31h,88.08t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sWuMqdGPSib8MIzTVQhTqhA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

I used to live ~1 minute from here. My brother stopped to take a pic of the sign years ago. An old man in a Mercedes was lurking around the parking lot.

"Can I help you with something?" the old man asked my brother.

"No thanks," my brother replied.

The old man waited a while and then left. My brother took a pic of the sign. Feel kinda bad for the clueless plastic surgeon.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:04

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

SKY COQ posted:

Our national shame.

No we're talking about the Emu War, not Queensland.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:06

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

Thump! posted:

Go left.

You have been eaten by a grue

# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:16

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

KoRMaK posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q36_8s5z6S8

Welp, that seals it, I'm never going into the ocean ever again.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:00

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Memento posted:

No we're talking about the Emu War, not Queensland.

Queensland at least contains most of the tourists. Darwin is our real national shame, because it's not even worth mentioning as a capital city in conversation. Even Perth is generally remembered to exist by most people, if only to pity the people living there.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:05

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Queensland at least contains most of the tourists. Darwin is our real national shame, because it's not even worth mentioning as a capital city in conversation. Even Perth is generally remembered to exist by most people, if only to pity the people living there.

Queensland elected Pauline Hanson, twice.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:51

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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KoRMaK posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q36_8s5z6S8

This narrator makes me want to murder all of humanity.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 08:12

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

This narrator makes me want to murder all of humanity.

Is it the honey badger guy?

# ? Sep 15, 2016 08:33

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Cats still do that. Just wander up to a house and go, "okay, I live here now."

Twice when I was a kid random cats came into our place to have their kittens. Once right on the sofa, that is not a good place for kittens.

Did you live in a house without doors?

# ? Sep 15, 2016 09:20

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Gorilla Salad posted:

The cable in the top image features connectors which are reversible.

Actress Monica Bellucci starred in a movie called Irreversible where she gets brutally raped in an alley.

lol?

# ? Sep 15, 2016 09:42

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Tiggum posted:

Did you live in a house without doors?

I think that place didn't have screens in the windows. So in the summer when the windows were open cats could just come in. Cats have no respect for private property.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 12:24