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Jaguars hunt gators and crocs. In the water. [video type="youtu"]DBNYwxDZ_pA[/video] Stupid app. https://youtu.be/DBNYwxDZ_pA
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:44 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Fun fact: I remember reading somewhere that this is a preferred method for jaguar hunting for bigger game as well. Other big cats go for the throat, jaguars just bite the head once and *crunch* done.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:08 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Fun fact:
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:37 |
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:45 |
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RFC2324 posted:Jaguars hunt gators and crocs. In the water. Jesus wept, it just stops. It's there, its resisting... and then it's simply not.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 02:53 |
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MisterBibs posted:Jesus wept, it just stops. It's there, its resisting... and then it's simply not. Most wild animals escape a zoo or whatever, and i shrug and figure it will get caught or killed in short order. A jaguar escapes and i poo poo myself and hide in an armored bunker. They are scarier that geese.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:06 |
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RFC2324 posted:Most wild animals escape a zoo or whatever, and i shrug and figure it will get caught or killed in short order. You're trapped in a warehouse. Between you and the only way out is a jaguar and three or four geese freely wondering around. They don't know where you are and haven't crossed each others paths yet, but they do know that you and the other animal(s) are in the building. What do you do?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:14 |
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MizPiz posted:You're trapped in a warehouse. Kill self.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:20 |
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Would you rather fight a jaguar size goose or a bunch of I guess house cats.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:26 |
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MizPiz posted:You're trapped in a warehouse. I find the geese and kick their asses because geese are hollow-boned dipshits and I'm a grown rear end man literally thirty times their body weight. Who the gently caress is afraid of birds, it's the dumbest thing.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:26 |
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Bowl doesn't rhyme with know you dumb dog! GAW
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:26 |
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MizPiz posted:You're trapped in a warehouse. Find a turtle and flip it onto its back.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:29 |
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Who What Now posted:Who the gently caress is afraid of birds, it's the dumbest thing. Ask an Austrailian about... The war.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:31 |
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Who What Now posted:I find the geese and kick their asses because geese are hollow-boned dipshits and I'm a grown rear end man literally thirty times their body weight. Who the gently caress is afraid of birds, it's the dumbest thing. Go kick a cassowary, I dare you
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:36 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Go kick a cassowary, I dare you I said birds, not dinosaurs.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:37 |
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RareAcumen posted:Ask an Austrailian about... The war. The saddest thing is when Wikipedia editors made that page remove the "war stats" sidebar.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:50 |
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RareAcumen posted:Ask an Austrailian about... The war. Our national shame.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 03:53 |
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That jauguar was so good at not making spalshes and just being aware of its effect on the envrionment. wow that was rad
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:17 |
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SKY COQ posted:Our national shame. Don't sweat it. If it were the US it would have taken decades, trillions of dollars, spawned more than a few annoying movies about how bird war is hell/bird war heroes are awesome, and we'd have still lost. mind the walrus has a new favorite as of 04:23 on Sep 15, 2016 |
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q36_8s5z6S8
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:24 |
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I've also seen poop emoji stickers that call them funny frosting
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:26 |
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AlmightyBob posted:I've also seen poop emoji stickers that call them funny frosting 'Funny frosting' is the term I use for a very different bodily product.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:31 |
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MizPiz posted:You're trapped in a warehouse. Go left.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:31 |
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I'd been meaning to take a picture of this sign for a few years, and was pretty sad when they changed it, but luckily the internet was there to help me find the original And here is the updated sign https://www.google.com/maps/@37.9485435,-122.5279112,3a,26.5y,138.31h,88.08t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sWuMqdGPSib8MIzTVQhTqhA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 04:45 |
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The Glumslinger posted:And here is the updated sign Cockscultping.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 05:56 |
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The Glumslinger posted:I'd been meaning to take a picture of this sign for a few years, and was pretty sad when they changed it, but luckily the internet was there to help me find the original I used to live ~1 minute from here. My brother stopped to take a pic of the sign years ago. An old man in a Mercedes was lurking around the parking lot. "Can I help you with something?" the old man asked my brother. "No thanks," my brother replied. The old man waited a while and then left. My brother took a pic of the sign. Feel kinda bad for the clueless plastic surgeon.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:04 |
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SKY COQ posted:Our national shame. No we're talking about the Emu War, not Queensland.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:06 |
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Thump! posted:Go left. You have been eaten by a grue
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:16 |
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Welp, that seals it, I'm never going into the ocean ever again.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:00 |
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Memento posted:No we're talking about the Emu War, not Queensland. Queensland at least contains most of the tourists. Darwin is our real national shame, because it's not even worth mentioning as a capital city in conversation. Even Perth is generally remembered to exist by most people, if only to pity the people living there.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:05 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Queensland at least contains most of the tourists. Darwin is our real national shame, because it's not even worth mentioning as a capital city in conversation. Even Perth is generally remembered to exist by most people, if only to pity the people living there. Queensland elected Pauline Hanson, twice.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:51 |
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This narrator makes me want to murder all of humanity.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 08:12 |
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Picnic Princess posted:This narrator makes me want to murder all of humanity. Is it the honey badger guy?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 08:33 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Cats still do that. Just wander up to a house and go, "okay, I live here now." Did you live in a house without doors?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 09:20 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:The cable in the top image features connectors which are reversible. lol?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 09:42 |
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Tiggum posted:Did you live in a house without doors? I think that place didn't have screens in the windows. So in the summer when the windows were open cats could just come in. Cats have no respect for private property.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 12:24 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Even Perth is generally remembered to exist by most people, if only to pity the people living there. Also the dragon riders are pretty cool
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 12:32 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Your hand talks? He's dating Jennifer Lopez, didn't you hear?
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JesustheDarkLord posted:Also the dragon riders are pretty cool Always wanted to see the majestic sky lizards do battle over the baked earth of Australia.
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