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I'm desperate for cash so into the rabbit's hole I go.... @nachtgoon  S2 - Prostitution S3, K1 - Alternate Dimension, Novel-length bio S4, C3 - White Orion, Max Boob Slider S5 - Child prodigy P2 - Parts of bio classified P3 - Raised as chattel P4 - Furry P5 - Daddy issues O1, C5, K4 - Slave, Thousands of years old, and special powers! O2 - Related to Famous Canon Character - He literally is a canon character O4 - References to two other fandoms in bio (Space Battleship Yamato & Ultraman Nexus) O5 - Uniform violates every known standard C1 - Special Forces C2 - Entitlement Complex K2, K3? - Alien of Unknown Origin, Orphaned though age not specified Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Sep 25, 2016 |
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hakimashou posted:
And they fly the Retardedprise because of course they do. I wonder which 3D modelling deviant artist they commissioned that off.
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What the gently caress is with the human shadow behind the special needs Galaxy anyway?
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To know what a shadow should look like would require going outside where there is adequate light therefore
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Asimo posted:What the gently caress is with the human shadow behind the special needs Galaxy anyway? thanks for pointing this out to me as i was distracted by everything else wrong with that image i hadnt even noticed
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It's not the foreground character's shadow or something since it's in a completely different pose. Was the gal-x just pasted over the image since it doesn't match anything in it? If so then why is the shadow a different pose and what was the point of all the white space? And if not, why is the ship casting a human shadow? Why is the font so horribly kerned and misaligned? Is the background some sort of cotton candy space vulva? Why are the woman's shoulders swollen and bulging? What thought processes or lack thereof lead someone to make a render of an underdressed starfleet officer condescendingly offering a cookie? It gets more and more incompetent the more you stare at it, especially if you have even a vague eye for art and composition. 
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hakimashou posted:
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Asimo posted:What the gently caress is with the human shadow behind the special needs Galaxy anyway? It's the spirit of her super special ship that is a beautiful snowflake and also alive and also half demon and half angel just like her.
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I would have guessed cat-rabbit hybrid.
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Bieeardo posted:I would have guessed cat-rabbit hybrid. It can be multiple things!
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I was just doing driveby reads on the MMO forum, bored, but now I'm bookmarking this thread having never touched the game because the weird role player bios from STO made my afternoon.
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randombattle posted:It's the spirit of her super special ship that is a beautiful snowflake and also alive and also half demon and half angel just like her.
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Panch posted:I was just doing driveby reads on the MMO forum, bored, but now I'm bookmarking this thread having never touched the game because the weird role player bios from STO made my afternoon. Dude, these are nothing. STO, if nothing else, is some seriously good people watching from a bile-fascination standpoint.
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Psycho Landlord posted:Dude, these are nothing. STO, if nothing else, is some seriously good people watching from a bile-fascination standpoint. Yeah, those bios make up just a tip of the ice berg as far as STO pubbies are concerned. I wish we had all the Ivey/Xean/LinaMia/other spergs logs collected and compiled in one place.
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Psycho Landlord posted:Dude, these are nothing. STO, if nothing else, is some seriously good people watching from a bile-fascination standpoint. Christ I almost dare immerse myself in the filth but I don't think I have the inclination. I can't imagine where you go from "Made a 'here have a cookie' image macro of my in game persona."
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Panch posted:Christ I almost dare immerse myself in the filth but I don't think I have the inclination. I can't imagine where you go from "Made a 'here have a cookie' image macro of my in game persona." Oh my sweet innocent child. I envy you.
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DancingShade posted:Oh my sweet innocent child. I envy you. I wish I could go back to a time where I hadn't played the brony fleet mission. The age of innocence has passed for me...
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I was reading the newspaper today and came to a startling realization, Xean has become President of the Philippines. "Mr. Duterte has responded to criticism by going on the offensive. This month, he called Mr. Obama a “son of a whore” and threatened to repeat the slur in person if Mr. Obama challenged him on extrajudicial deaths as the two crossed paths at a regional meeting in Laos." "Ms. de Lima, a former secretary of justice, has also criticized Mr. Duterte for a nationwide spike in extrajudicial killings since he became president that he has encouraged — vowing, for example, to kill 100,000 criminals within six months of taking office." "Mr. Duterte has also accused Ms. de Lima of taking drug cartel money — a charge she denied — and suggested that she hang herself."
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I was recently informed about a new and pernicious form of autism among the reddophiles. Some of them get really really really upset if you call the Admiralty system "rear end" or "ASSJOBS' or "ASScards.' Like full on autistic meltdown upset. Especially this  [9/15] [RedditChat] Emergency Callen IM@Callen151: ASSJOBS and rear end are about as stupid as names as someone could come up with [9/15] [RedditChat] Emergency Callen IM@Callen151: Its called Admiralty not Admiralty Ship System [9/15] [RedditChat] Emergency Callen IM@Callen151: No where in game does it say Admiralty Ship System [9/15] [RedditChat] Emergency Callen IM@Callen151: ITs loving stupid [9/15] [RedditChat] Emergency Callen IM@Callen151: People keep trying to make rear end, which has two letters which aren't even in the systems name, happen [9/15] [RedditChat] Kirara@FuturePastNow: The name wouldn't bother me, except the people who came up with it and pushed it are some of the dumbest forum scum [9/15] [RedditChat] Rox Nava@Callen151: Its just stupid and doesn't make sense [9/15] [RedditChat] Rox Nava@Callen151: Its called Admiralty. Ship System are no where in the name of it [9/15] [RedditChat] Emergency Callen IM@Callen151: Except no where in the game or in the dev blogs is it called Admiralty Ship System [9/15] [RedditChat] Emergency Callen IM@Callen151: It's a stupid name created by some stupid childish people [9/15] [RedditChat] Emergency Callen IM@Callen151: Not going to waste my ec on a pathetic scum like you
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love to grind dat rear end
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Star Trek Online Agents of Yesterday: Nothing to do but grind rear end
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I Doff my ASShat to them.
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hakimashou posted:I was recently informed about a new and pernicious form of autism among the reddophiles. The official name is the Admiralty System. You need Admiralty System Ships to do it. You need the rear end to do the grind. Can't grind if you don't got rear end.
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randombattle posted:The official name is the Admiralty System. You need Admiralty System Ships to do it. Admiralty System Ships & Brief Use Temporary Tokens
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I wish I never infiltrated house of banished orion girls. I still regret it.
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BombermanX posted:I wish I never infiltrated house of banished orion girls. I still regret it.
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Tunicate posted:Admiralty System Ships & Brief Use Temporary Tokens BUTTs just aren't as good as a nice reusable rear end.
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A single bank tab devoted to nerve tonics. Which reminds me- remember when I bought all the nerve tonics and resold them for 250k each? That good ol' nerve tonic racketeering business. Kingpin butts.
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BombermanX posted:I wish I never infiltrated house of banished orion girls. I still regret it. Your sacrifice for the greater good shall never be forgotten. I still remember that audio feed of Liamia talking about his um, "preferred play style" with a new recruit. At least it was an adult sounding recruit.
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DancingShade posted:Your sacrifice for the greater good shall never be forgotten. My favorite was when Lina built his own HOBO website and put his home phone number on it; Kattiea called to remind him about his Dental appointment and the number disappeared from the site real fast after that. Also, if anyone remembers way, way back in Old Droz times when an RP fleet named "Office of Naval Intelligence" helped regularly contribute to Aiko's blog with evidence of TROLLING, only to lose their poo poo when they realized the blog was "Hacked." Of the two leaders of that fleet, Robas (Traar) became cool and Dental, and the other leader, Callen (same Callen in Druk's chat log), became an admin for Redditchat. Two very different paths.
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For Bio Bingo, can we use bios created by a web comic author who had a Star Trek web comic going from 2011 to sometime in 2014 ?   Strip switched artists at some point... 
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What is wrong with literally every single person in that comic.
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Bort confirms something we already knew. https://twitter.com/BorticusCryptic/status/776839300725944320
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fakemirage posted:Bort confirms something we already knew. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WEn-9zs1U
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Ok, here's my completed card. I never want to have to do this again. @OGS-Remix  S1 - Multiple previous ships were blown up - I didn't get the whole bio, but he lost a couple more after the shown ones. S2 - Prostitution S3 - Alternate Dimension S4 - Maxed boob slider S5 - Child Prodigy P1 - Rape backstory P2 - Parts of bio are classified P3 - Raised as chattel P4 - Furry P5 - Daddy issues O1 - Special powers S3 - Related to famous canon character O4 - At least two other fandoms in the same bio O5 - Uniform violates every known standard C1 - Special forces member C2 - Entitlement complex C3 - White Orion - Blue Orion, but I do have a white orion as well. C4 - Mind of an adult body of a child C5 - Thousands of years old K1 - Novel length bio K2 - Race/species of origin unknown K3 - Orphaned before 10 K4 - Master/Slave K5 - Best in class at the academy And a palette cleanser: http://imgur.com/GBvw871
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OGS-Remix posted:And a palette cleanser: http://imgur.com/GBvw871 Changing username to BLACK PHASER JESUS
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OGS-Remix posted:
"I died so the white man could live" - actor
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