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I read that the Octopus have semi autonomic arms which means they all do their own individual thing while reporting to the central nervous system. Except the central nervous system is a giant dick and the 8 arms are constantly flexing trying to get the brain's attention.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:56 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 14:19 |
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Soulex posted:I think the one thing I wish I could change about the Army is the amount of top cover/control they have over small details that don't matter really. Let bosses do boss work by keeping thumbs out of pies. Less bullshit for enlisted, enlisted less wanting to get out, retention solved. To do that you'd have to actually listen to folks and gain some introspection, and lol at that poo poo happening. Just got done reading 'The Taliban Shuffle' while waiting for my officer bunkmates to finish their dumb officer exercise briefings so I could sleep. Its a good look into some of the problems of Afghanistan and Pakistan and how people never seem to get it right, mixed with a person's life falling apart. Worth a read. Haven't seen the movie.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 14:01 |
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star cards? like an exchange credit card? They're good for one thing - even if you never use it they will always report it as paid to the credit bureaus and keep upping your credit limit. I got a new card in the mail a few months ago even though I couldn't use it today if I wanted.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 14:23 |
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Soulex posted:What level is Shim level high? So high that even other stoners find your highdeas laughably dumb. It's more of an aspiration than reality, if you get that high you're not coming down anytime soon.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:59 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:So high that even other stoners find your highdeas laughably dumb. It's more of an aspiration than reality, if you get that high you're not coming down anytime soon. The problem with getting shim high is that most people are turned into non-functioning zombies at that level of baked. Shim-level is where you can get that absolutely drool on yourself blitzed and be functional.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:47 |
I was blazing through an ounce a week when I got out for roughly ~two months. Eventually you might as well just smoke cigarettes because you aren't even getting stoned anymore.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:48 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:The problem with getting shim high is that most people are turned into non-functioning zombies at that level of baked. Shim-level is where you can get that absolutely drool on yourself blitzed and be functional. If you get that high and can't articulate exactly why marrying a dumbass airforce intel officer is a bad idea while simultaneously predicting the new few years of that poster's life when she inevitably follows through with that terrible idea, you aren't there yet. e: finally found it. The question: quote:Aquatic Giraffe posted: The answer: quote:Go ask the career development folks at the MPF. Also pimp the TMO folks and ask them. Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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TBeats posted:I was blazing through an ounce a week when I got out for roughly ~two months. I am about this. Highly functional but Im not "high" all the time. My body just accepts it as normal. It did kick me off dipping (10+ year struggle that one) and most of my meds to include Oxy. That's not even counting the dab pens because holy loving lol vaping in public is awesome as gently caress. To be fair, I didn't really wait till last night. Or the night before. Or before that one.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 18:47 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:If you get that high and can't articulate exactly why marrying a dumbass airforce intel officer is a bad idea while simultaneously predicting the new few years of that poster's life when she inevitably follows through with that terrible idea, you aren't there yet. We need an update on this immediately. I want to put this in a slide deck to show at the next FRG hate-fest.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 19:57 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:If you get that high and can't articulate exactly why marrying a dumbass airforce intel officer is a bad idea while simultaneously predicting the new few years of that poster's life when she inevitably follows through with that terrible idea, you aren't there yet. allahu akbar
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:56 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:The problem with getting shim high is that most people are turned into non-functioning zombies at that level of baked. Shim-level is where you can get that absolutely drool on yourself blitzed and be functional. It helps when like half the forum is actively encouraging someone who is obviously severly mentally ill.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:55 |
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psydude posted:It helps when like half the forum is actively encouraging someone who is obviously severly mentally ill. Speaking of which, I got to watch a sovereign citizen go up against the gate guards today. "I am a free man of the land [guns engine] and do not recognize your authorAAAAAGGGGGGG [gets tazed]." It was a good day, overall.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:01 |
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Suntan Boy posted:Speaking of which, I got to watch a sovereign citizen go up against the gate guards today. "I am a free man of the land [guns engine] and do not recognize your authorAAAAAGGGGGGG [gets tazed]." That's the MP recruiting video they need to make
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:11 |
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Holy poo poo I wish and hope there's video of that.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:47 |
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Suntan Boy posted:Speaking of which, I got to watch a sovereign citizen go up against the gate guards today. "I am a free man of the land [guns engine] and do not recognize your authorAAAAAGGGGGGG [gets tazed]." No video? drat. I guess we'll have to wait until he uploads it.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:04 |
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psydude posted:It helps when like half the forum is actively encouraging someone who is obviously severly mentally ill. I'm severely mentally ill?
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:21 |
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Shim probably. He's a little unhinged and rightly so
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 07:36 |
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This one is just so satisfying to watch. Idiot tries to push past bailiff using magic words, gets crushed as expected. https://youtu.be/RfVbiefMdNU P Barnes: hero of the people
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:30 |
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Pesticide20 posted:No video? drat. I guess we'll have to wait until he uploads it. It probably won't be released until the investigation is complete, as the MPs are (rightfully) pretty anal over stuff like that. But there are cameras at pretty much every gate with a shack, as its a lot easier to defend some poo poo if you have a record. Keep an eye on the post blotter report.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:10 |
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J.A.B.C. posted:It probably won't be released until the investigation is complete, as the MPs are (rightfully) pretty anal over stuff like that. But there are cameras at pretty much every gate with a shack, as its a lot easier to defend some poo poo if you have a record. You're assuming a lot about those cameras.....
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 16:44 |
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Ahahahahaha. I essentially quit the military to become a drug dealer. My part time job now might be a pot delivery driver.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 07:29 |
Soulex posted:Ahahahahaha. I essentially quit the military to become a drug dealer. My part time job now might be a pot delivery driver. My address is...
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 10:46 |
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Yeah. The delivery dude who stopped by my house was actually the founder of his company. I already told him I like people the message of the company and the whole "giving back," thing over a joint. I asked if he wanted to smoke cause the delivery was actually 30 minutes late but he threw in a free eighth and some candy. We talked about marketing and poo poo before he was asked if I was interested. Part time why not? Better than Uber, still going to college, occasionally get smoked out...yoga pants? poo poo is nice. It's not a small scale company either. Dude has one ranch that is 2700 Acres. So, big and nice. The weed is loving great too oh my god. Sucks if you're still in cause I'm high 24/7. Bad news is just found out my father in law has lung cancer. Tumors on both lungs. 30% chance to live. It would have been 80% if he went a year ago if the symptoms first started really giving him trouble. Gonna have to send some seeds to some family members. Also might be sending the family to Italy for a few months. Without me. In case the worst. Soulex fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Sep 14, 2016 |
# ? Sep 14, 2016 12:19 |
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Looks like parts of my unit are getting interviewed. If I get my chance I'm definitely giving my shootouts but what else should I say Has to be a subtle yet undeniable reference That way if they citizen soldier us I can get a bit of the GIP rep in
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:21 |
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Apparently dude was just being nice. No drug dealer job. Whatever. Didn't even need it. Good enough for me, might volunteer to be PR/Media at the SVO. It's actually hard transitioning. I can't sleep. Fuckin go to bed at 5 AM and wake up at 8 AM.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:05 |
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Soulex posted:Apparently dude was just being nice. No drug dealer job. Whatever. Didn't even need it. Its going to sound stupid, but, put yourself on a schedule. You went from working "army hours" to nothing. Your body has no clue what is going on.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:28 |
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I tried. I force myself to wake up at 8. Well my body does. Apparently I am sleep walking or whatever until I "actually" get up around 830. Like I will get up, turn my alarm off, and get back in bed. My alarm is across the room even. I won't remember that either.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:43 |
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Soulex posted:I tried. I force myself to wake up at 8. Well my body does. Apparently I am sleep walking or whatever until I "actually" get up around 830. Like I will get up, turn my alarm off, and get back in bed. My alarm is across the room even. I won't remember that either. Next stupid suggestion. Are you actually doing anything during the day? Other than getting baked and loving the sweet sweet freedom? Try doing some projects. Anything, look for a job, work on the resume, build a hut, learn to make fire from random objects.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:52 |
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ASAPI posted:Next stupid suggestion. Spending time with the kids, helping move in. Basic husband stuff.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:22 |
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Soulex posted:Spending time with the kids, helping move in. Basic husband stuff. If you need anything else to do, you're welcome to take my staff duty tomorrow.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:43 |
You can take my staff, it's your duty
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:13 |
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Fudge posted:You can take my staff, it's your duty Sorry, the Army's the only one allowed to buttfuck me anymore.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 02:23 |
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5 months into not ever having to deal with the army anymore is literally the best
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 08:01 |
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:2 years into not ever having to deal with the army anymore is literally the best
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 07:50 |
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:4 years into not ever having to deal with the army anymore is literally the best
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 13:16 |
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If I don't commission before I hit my first contract I'm probably getting out
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 13:27 |
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NTT posted:If I don't get out before I get out, I'm probably getting out
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 13:42 |
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Commissioning is considered getting out???
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 14:01 |
He probably just means you're a stupid idiot for believing for even a second you'll commission. I don't even understand your post. Are you already in?
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 14:13 |
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Fudge posted:He probably just means you're a stupid idiot for believing for even a second you'll commission. I don't even understand your post. Are you already in? Uh yeah, I'm currently at pmt but when I get back from camp Kuwait next year I'm just gonna keep going back to school and then pick an officer producing program. Leaning ROTC, but I'm amicable to accelerated ocs too
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