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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06gvRlOfUv0 Man that is some good poo poo, pity the food is probably contaminated with dioxins and heavy metals. Well, I guess the people just need to protest and... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuolpJV4vnY Well poo poo. BRB, moving to New China, aka Toronto. These jpgs have a long and deep history of connectedness with the main OP, please do not question or there will be hurt feelings. BCR posted:It is a foggy winter day. The air tastes of burning. On the crossroads people are squatting and burning paper iphone 7 rosegolds to the dead. Bungbungche's line the streets waiting for passengers. A stray dog begs. I go inside the agricultural bank. It is hot inside. People still have their winter coats on in the 30c heat. Everyone but the staff is sweating. Drip, drip, drip. A grandmother is leaning on a mop by a brown bucket. Everyone is sniffling, blowing their noses and hacking onto the floor. I get a ticket and wait. Drip. There are ten counters and three bank tellers. A child starts screaming, then the parents let him go. Off he runs doing laps of the chairs slapping their backs. Drip. Slap. A phone rings next to me. Wei? Wei? Wei? A middle aged woman starts screaming at the bank tellers 'Why is this taking so long? I have important things to do. Why cant you go faster? I need to go to a meeting'. The bank tellers say the sorrys then ignore her. Drip. Slap. Wei? The woman storms off saying she'll have them all beaten up and pulls the fire alarm. Drip. Slap. Wei? Alarm. The tellers start telling people to get out, the banks closed, they need to restart the system. Everyone starts yelling. I walk out and put on my mask. No banking for me today. Xerxes17 fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Feb 2, 2017 |
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what the gently caress are you talking about?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:15 |
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idgi
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:16 |
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history of planking thread? I'm down OP
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:18 |
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ROFLburger posted:what the gently caress are you talking about? You don't understand? Wow way to lose face
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:18 |
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lol it looks like one of the dudes is j*rking off the other dude
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:19 |
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I declare this the new funny pictures and stories from China thread
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:21 |
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notZaar posted:I declare this the new funny pictures and stories from China thread i delcare you to shut the heck up
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:26 |
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i am not entirely clear what is going on here
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:29 |
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anyone have that sweet picture of that native lady and her kid being pushed across a muddy south american pasture by a line of riot police?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:29 |
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Here is a thing http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-16/lucas-mill-family-fight-to-stop-chinese-copies-of-sawmill/7848394 A rare win.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:29 |
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when aliens show up we're gonna protest the right to self-determination and boy are our faces going to be red when they tell us that doesn't appear to be a real thing in human history
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:30 |
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Luvcow posted:i am not entirely clear what is going on here it is juxtaposing a foodie doc on beijing's taste for rustic chinese delicacies, noting the surging cost of rare ingredients with a news story about chinese rustics resisting beijing's police actions, the curator leaves it up to the observer to draw their own conclusions
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:34 |
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it is provocative and liberating while allowing for enough liberty for the observer to leave to rejoin the machine that hungers for pungent mushrooms, i declare this OP art
dookifex_maximus fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Sep 16, 2016 |
# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:36 |
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I wish people would stop getting the thread closed. Here's to 5000 years of poo poo posts and awkward trip reports.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:38 |
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lol, learnt. English/Australian people say "learned" the same way poor people do in America.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:40 |
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wildemere posted:Here is a thing sweet, i'm glad its our rape machines destroying the earth and not knockoffs made by some counterfeiting slime haha they got a half mill, didn't a guy get 3 mill for banging his teacher in cali?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:43 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:lol, learnt. Hey mates, look at this sepo with the ridiculous accent. What a drongo.
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dookifex_maximus posted:it is juxtaposing a foodie doc on beijing's taste for rustic chinese delicacies, noting the surging cost of rare ingredients with a news story about chinese rustics resisting beijing's police actions, the curator leaves it up to the observer to draw their own conclusions thank you very much
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 21:50 |
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Outrail posted:I wish people would stop getting the thread closed. Are people being mad about Haier? Or is it something new this time?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:22 |
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China shills keeping the plunge man down
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:26 |
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I still had like 900 posts to read in that thread, lame
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:28 |
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Why did the last thread get shut down?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:29 |
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Gargamel Gibson posted:Why did the last thread get shut down? Because, while I don't have any say in what happens in GBS, I'd love to see it be less of a Stormfront-style alt-right hellhole.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:31 |
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AugmentedVision posted:Because, while I don't have any say in what happens in GBS, I'd love to see it be less of a Stormfront-style alt-right hellhole. gotta drive out the demons, bring back lf first SA, next the world
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:33 |
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100% glad the mods ban all the most egregious of "hilarious" "ironic" racism, i took a probe recently for one of the less spicy n words and i'm hella cool with that
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:36 |
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toronto has a new chinatown an old chinatown and an even older chinatown, its cool
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:44 |
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is this the new boo hao china thread?
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was the last thread closed because of the m word because I still don't really get why that was a big deal
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 22:53 |
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ground floorSon of Rodney posted:was the last thread closed because of the m word it was because of falun bong refugee, like all problems in china Tweezer Reprise fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Sep 16, 2016 |
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q != e
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:09 |
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actually, its gone because it was a terrible thread full of terrible posters
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:11 |
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China thread would be great if "no why" and "bad for healthy" got ppl probated
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:14 |
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Have some .jpg from Pinghu.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:22 |
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ded posted:Have some .jpg from Pinghu. Reposting this lifehack to pinterest! Thanks!
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:26 |
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The last thread was closed by the thread owner. Not by any mods. Anyway, here, have a "food" (crossposted from the anti food-porn thread)Ceciltron posted:Straight from my fiancée's grandparents' breakfast table in Acheng, Northeast China:
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:37 |
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China is here mr. Burton.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:38 |
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So just got some terrible loving news from my inlaws in China (been back for 2 weeks now). About two years ago my mother in law got a German Shepherd mix puppy which she raised it for about 4 months. It was really cute and super friendly. Most people in the town knew it as she would take it on walks and it never barked at anyone and always wanted to lick people and play. She realized that she didn't have the time or space to take care of a full grown dog and gave it to a guy who was a real dog lover and wanted a guard dog. He soon realized that it was the most useless guard dog because it unconditionally loved everyone that approached, but he was a dog lover and didn't care. Just a few minutes ago my wife was talked to her parents on Skype and found out that it's dead. So the family comes home from the market (they were gone for about two hours) and open the gate to their yard and the dog is lying dead on the ground. There is frothy blood everywhere and it's obvious that it has been poisoned because it was bleeding from its mouth, nose ears and eyes. The owner is pretty sure that his neigbhour killed his dog because his neighbour really, really hates him (no why). My mother in law gave the dog to this guy because he loves dogs and is a really nice guy who nobody should dislike. The owner was heartbroken and I guess he cried over the dog's body for a long time. Later he was talking with my mother in law and said that he will never own another dog again because he would not wish for it to happen to that dog as well, and never wants to feel that kind of senseless loss again.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:02 |
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experts project that by 2025 gbs will have more china threads than american threads
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Blistex posted:So just got some terrible loving news from my inlaws in China (been back for 2 weeks now). furthermore, nuke china
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