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gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


1500quidporsche posted:

"Damon Hill was a good champion"

-poo poo people actually say at the kart track

Sounds like they talk a lot of sense down at the track.

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Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

1500quidporsche posted:

The Ferrari-Sauber-Haas World Spectacular.
Force India-Sauber-Haas.

FISH.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

gret posted:

Sounds like they talk a lot of sense down at the track.

"....down at the track" is Stevenage-speak for "the hood".

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

1500quidporsche posted:

"Damon Hill was a good champion"

-poo poo people actually say at the kart track

I like you 1500, but if you keep on talking poo poo like this, I may have to have words

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Human Grand Prix posted:

It must have been weird in 1992 jumping back and forth from the FW14 to the BT60B.

The move in 97 from the W1N to the F41L was worse

itsjustdrew
May 13, 2014
The more you quote me, the worse I post :smug:
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
Good morning lads and lasses.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Good that Rosberg got on top of these rumours that he wasn't a fraud this weekend and clarified the situation in FP1.

itsjustdrew
May 13, 2014
The more you quote me, the worse I post :smug:
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
1. Don't be silly, every driver on the grid is a fraud, including are nando who's not done anything since 2010, there, I said it.

2. FP doesn't really matter anyway.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Even Red Bull are sick of Frog Boy's whining.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

:dealwithit: frog-boy

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


I see Mercedes has sabotaged Lewis' car once again.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Nando practicing breaking down. testing out run off lanes to park in.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

HJB posted:

The move in 97 from the W1N to the F41L was worse

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

The original Minardi.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Powershift posted:

Nando practicing breaking down. testing out run off lanes to park in.

It's important to be prepared.

See also: Nico running into barriers. You don't want to just do these things willy-nilly come race day.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

itsjustdrew posted:

1. Don't be silly, every driver on the grid is a fraud, including are nando who's not done anything since 2010, there, I said it.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Wasn't one of Nando's championships handed to him literally by fraud crashes

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

GramCracker posted:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Speaking of the thread title - https://streamable.com/qyok

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Khablam posted:

Speaking of the thread title - https://streamable.com/qyok

Bernies no Montoya, probably just put a secret hit on him

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

PT6A posted:

It's important to be prepared.

See also: Nico running into barriers. You don't want to just do these things willy-nilly come race day.

Weird crash that one, brakes failed?

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Halo14 posted:

Weird crash that one, brakes failed?

The had a Vietnam-esque flashback and thought Their Lewis was on his right

Pvt. Public
Sep 9, 2004

I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

GramCracker posted:

The had a Vietnam-esque flashback and thought Their Lewis was on his right

Should've aimed for the race director booth, then. That's where Charlie is hiding.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Pvt. Public posted:

Should've aimed for the race director booth, then. That's where Charlie is hiding.

:golfclap:

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Brief outage as the Worst Thread is moved over to Liberty Media's servers.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
loving Ferrari.

Willeh
Jun 25, 2003

God hates a coward

Verstappen to crush the start of the race yet again.

Well, when I say crush I really mean "don't lose 5 places again like a jackass" :frog:

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Willeh posted:

Verstappen to put Kimi in the wall.

:agreed:

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Willeh posted:

Verstappen to put Hamilton in the wall.

We can hope.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


LOL Ferrari.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Young max is behind Ricciado, Kimi is behind Lewis. Sainz and Kvyat are the danger zone. Prediction there are a couple of less than perfect starts but all avoid actually crashing but Kvyat who loses his front wing.

geonetix
Mar 6, 2011


Pretty sure Lewis will clutch wrong and end up 9th at the minimum corner 1.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Alain Post posted:

The "Ferrari are in crisis" talks are weird when "Like the third best team and constantly underperforming" is a good description of what Ferrari have done in their entire history outside of the Schumacher years. Do people even know F1 history

Ferrari are in constant crisis, much like F1 itself. That synergy is what makes them the best team.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


gret posted:

LOL Ferrari.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012


Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

loving Ferrari. Dumpster fire team

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Vettel is the modern day Alboreto

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Well, goodnight thread, watching/mocking the race with people in real life again with lots of pauses so we can go outside for a smoke and make tea without missing anything. Nico's radio celebrations followed by the unbearable smugness on the podium after he describes how it is more difficult than you would think to go zooming off into the distance and pootle about at the front in clean air, is going to be horrible.

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GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Norns posted:

loving Ferrari. Dumpster fire team

That's being a bit generous now, don't you think?

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