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Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Nichol posted:

TT for garbage time king!!!

I think I'm about to win a drug case wherein the cop smelled my clients car drive by on the highway and arrested him at the roadside. 70lb of the sticky ickiest creating a stench cloud so bad it gave the officer a headache the moment he approached the window. booyah

There must be some major fuckup to get that evidence suppressed. Either that or you're the most persuasive person in existence.

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nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Nitrousoxide posted:

There must be some major fuckup to get that evidence suppressed. Either that or you're the most persuasive person in existence.

The PC for the stop is "my nose is so good I smelled mj fly by at 55mph."

SlothBear
Jan 25, 2009

nm posted:

The PC for the stop is "my nose is so good I smelled mj fly by at 55mph."

They haven't been trained to say the driver was swerving and driving erratically when they lie about the stop?

Nichol
May 18, 2004

Sly Dog
He had a taillight out. Judge didn't like the arrest at the window before he had made any other observations to eliminate the possibility of a lingering overpowering stench smell. I fear an appeal... Anyway I'll post the decision once it's online.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
white man's privilege: I drove around for weeks without a working tail light and never got hassled

otoh my aunt got a ticket from a plainclothes cop at an intersection with no traffic. he was on foot and waved her over after an illegal left

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.
When do you get to leave big law for a sweet 9-6 $250k in house job? 4 years or so?

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

mastershakeman posted:

white man's privilege: I drove around for weeks without a working tail light and never got hassled

otoh my aunt got a ticket from a plainclothes cop at an intersection with no traffic. he was on foot and waved her over after an illegal left

My dad drove for 2-3 years with expired tabs. The registration was renewed everytime, he just forgot to put the stickers on.
He finally got pulled over after that and got a warning. Older white man in a newer large luxury sedan? You basically have to flip off the cop while doing 100 to get stopped.
I guess maybe other cops had run the plates and found the current registration. This cop hadn't and was going to tow it until he ran the plates and it came back registered. He was pretty surprised.

I still have my confidential plates, and they're basically white privledge plus. They just come back "[former county] sheriff's department." Apparently my black and hispanic co-workers still got pulled over all the time because the cops don't run their plates first. I've had a few incidents where cops get behind me after I've been lightly speeding, stay for a second and then just pass me.
I also can't get red light or toll tickets (though I don't abuse this because I'm not an rear end in a top hat, the LA airport police chief was discovered to have evaded like $100,000 worth of tolls). I can't get them at my new job, so I guess I'm stuck driving these cars forever.

SlyFrog
May 16, 2007

What? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Sab0921 posted:

When do you get to leave big law for a sweet 9-6 $250k in house job? 4 years or so?

Let me know when you find out.

Recently, the in-house people I've been talking to are all complaining about how their lives have become miserable slogs only slightly better than private practice. I'm getting emails from these poor fuckers all evening and into the night.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

SlyFrog posted:

Let me know when you find out.

Recently, the in-house people I've been talking to are all complaining about how their lives have become miserable slogs only slightly better than private practice. I'm getting emails from these poor fuckers all evening and into the night.

Fun fact:
Americans will always bitch about how hard they work regardless of how hard they actually work.
Exception is govt lawyers in this thread because 1. We like to brag 2. We want everyone else to get on the gravy train.

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



A full time gig managing doc review is pretty chill as well.

It's no 250k job though.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Nitrousoxide posted:

A full time gig managing doc review is pretty chill as well.

It's no 250k job though.

People need to readjust their expectations. Unless you're a law professor or already have a big book of business, no one is gonna pay you $250 to work 40 hours a week with no stress.
California will pay more than half that for that and that's pretty darn good. Plus a pension and manditory vacations.

Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?

nm posted:

People need to readjust their expectations. Unless you're a law professor or already have a big book of business, no one is gonna pay you $250 to work 40 hours a week with no stress.
California will pay more than half that for that and that's pretty darn good. Plus a pension and manditory vacations.

Can confirm as I work in house at big tech. In about a year when I finish paying off my student loans my take home pay will effectively double.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

nm posted:

Fun fact:
Americans will always bitch about how hard they work regardless of how hard they actually work.
Exception is govt lawyers in this thread because 1. We like to brag 2. We want everyone else to get on the gravy train.

Seriously, government law gravy train. Bonus if you can get out of litigation and just be in OGC for an agency.

Nichol
May 18, 2004

Sly Dog

mastershakeman posted:

white man's privilege: I drove around for weeks without a working tail light and never got hassled

otoh my aunt got a ticket from a plainclothes cop at an intersection with no traffic. he was on foot and waved her over after an illegal left

To be fair, the problem with the officer's evidence was too much honesty (for once). He's not a drug cop and equivocated on a lot of things under cross. I fully believe that he smelled the car drive by.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


Random question for the thread - anyone remember that manga styled webcomic about some girls going to law school and generally being miserable about it? What was it called? Is it still around?

EDIT: It's been more than 3 years since I had posted in this thread. I regret nothing.

SlyFrog
May 16, 2007

What? One name? Who are you, Seal?

nm posted:

Fun fact:
Americans will always bitch about how hard they work regardless of how hard they actually work.
Exception is govt lawyers in this thread because 1. We like to brag 2. We want everyone else to get on the gravy train.

Yeah, but in this case, I really am getting emails from them into the night. They're working.

I have a new goal. Survive another 5-7 years, and have enough money to live frugally and not give a gently caress.

EDIT: This goal will last roughly two weeks until I decide I can't stand it and start thinking about in-house/government again.

SlyFrog fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Sep 18, 2016

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Jesus my team is underachieving hot garbage.

Much like my career prospects.

Bro Enlai
Nov 9, 2008

Boxman posted:

Random question for the thread - anyone remember that manga styled webcomic about some girls going to law school and generally being miserable about it? What was it called? Is it still around?

EDIT: It's been more than 3 years since I had posted in this thread. I regret nothing.

You mean Cute Lawyers? I keep meaning to update that, but I couldn't think of a good way to resolve the current story arc. Also, video games.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

SlyFrog posted:

Yeah, but in this case, I really am getting emails from them into the night. They're working.

I have a new goal. Survive another 5-7 years, and have enough money to live frugally and not give a gently caress.

EDIT: This goal will last roughly two weeks until I decide I can't stand it and start thinking about in-house/government again.

the Pacific islands are calling your name

HiddenReplaced
Apr 21, 2007

Yeah...
it's wanking time.

SlyFrog posted:

Yeah, but in this case, I really am getting emails from them into the night. They're working.

I have a new goal. Survive another 5-7 years, and have enough money to live frugally and not give a gently caress.

EDIT: This goal will last roughly two weeks until I decide I can't stand it and start thinking about in-house/government again.

Have you considered moving to a cheap asian country and just living like a king?

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

HiddenReplaced posted:

Have you considered moving to a cheap asian country and just living like a king?

one of my friends got an it job in new York, ended up being able to do it entirely from home. so at one point he just moved to Thailand or Singapore or whatever and never told anyone and kept drawing his NYC level salary
the confirmation for this was he visited my sister in Australia and would get on conference calls at 2am to keep the ruse going. did it for about a year

also hes the guy with the friend who had huge student loans debt a decade ago , got mad, took out a ton of credit cards , bought HDTVs, sold them for cash, and got on a plane to Columbia with his money and set up a webcam porn operation and never returned

I don't care if the story is real I want to believe


also I loving suck at fantasy football these days after a decade of being good and it's really demoralizing. maybe I should just cheer nonstop for my wife's alma mater (bama)

SlyFrog
May 16, 2007

What? One name? Who are you, Seal?

HiddenReplaced posted:

Have you considered moving to a cheap asian country and just living like a king?

Yes. My crippling anxiety and fear of all change make this a very unlikely solution, my dreams of tiny feet massaging my back everyday aside.

SlyFrog fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Sep 19, 2016

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Peterson dead. fantasy football is a cruel mistress

Nichol
May 18, 2004

Sly Dog
The cruelest. Foster bailed on me in the worst way last year and I still went back for more. In other news, a good work day!

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Nichol posted:

The cruelest. Foster bailed on me in the worst way last year and I still went back for more. In other news, a good work day!

Is Foster actually done or just going to tease all year?

Anyways wit hAP down I need a RB, any and all offers are appreciated. I'm team master shakes.

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
Biscuit Hider
I'm having trouble getting over a client who just decided to gently caress me over to the tune of $5k.

We were doing a divorce case, she lost her case to overturn the prenup, loving begged me to stay on, offered to pay me out monthly. I shrugged and said I wouldn't leave her to the wolves or she'd probably lose custody. I have to pay the mediator out of my meager retainer. I'm now minus $50.00.

We settle at mediation, she gets $30k in 90 days. I give her a bill for $5,000.00. She says she'll pay it when she gets the money and I trust her.

90 days approach, Husband is late on paying, I help her get it. She asks for a bill, I give it. She goes "Ok, check's in the mail."

No check.

I call her. She says "Oh poo poo, wrong address. Give me a place I can wire it to."

Fine.

Nothing wired yet. It's been 60 days. She hasn't responded since Thursday.

I know i shouldn't sue for fees. I know it.

But gently caress that bitch.

I just can't get past it.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
File a bar complaint against her










Oh wait

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

CaptainScraps posted:

But gently caress that bitch.

I just can't get past it.

get your demand and retainage letter out the door, asap, dog.

Edit: Also, why arent you having all settlement funds go straight into your IOLTA?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

CaptainScraps posted:

I'm having trouble getting over a client who just decided to gently caress me over to the tune of $5k.

We were doing a divorce case, she lost her case to overturn the prenup, loving begged me to stay on, offered to pay me out monthly. I shrugged and said I wouldn't leave her to the wolves or she'd probably lose custody. I have to pay the mediator out of my meager retainer. I'm now minus $50.00.

We settle at mediation, she gets $30k in 90 days. I give her a bill for $5,000.00. She says she'll pay it when she gets the money and I trust her.

90 days approach, Husband is late on paying, I help her get it. She asks for a bill, I give it. She goes "Ok, check's in the mail."

No check.

I call her. She says "Oh poo poo, wrong address. Give me a place I can wire it to."

Fine.

Nothing wired yet. It's been 60 days. She hasn't responded since Thursday.

I know i shouldn't sue for fees. I know it.

But gently caress that bitch.

I just can't get past it.

That $30k should have gone right into your firm's client account, dude!!!

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Funny story: talking to OC on this lien matter. He blurts out that I only have a 30% chance of winning at trial. He blurts out that his client's legal expenses for a trial would be worth 5% of the total involved. He proceeds to offer 1% of the lien value in settlement.

Suck my loving COCK.

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
Biscuit Hider

Vox Nihili posted:

That $30k should have gone right into your firm's client account, dude!!!

Oh it was in there in the decree. He wrote it to her directly.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Ah so he hasn't satisfied the judgment! Abstract and enforce!

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
Biscuit Hider
It just pisses me off that you go out on a limb for people and they're that lovely.

For real, if she said "I'm sorry. My kid got hurt, I can't pay", I'd shrug and say poo poo happens.

Nope. Speaking into a loving void and that's what pisses me off more.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

nevermind

Tokelau All Star fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Sep 21, 2016

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

nm posted:

Fun fact:
Americans will always bitch about how hard they work regardless of how hard they actually work.
Exception is govt lawyers in this thread because 1. We like to brag 2. We want everyone else to get on the gravy train.

I've billed 52 hours so far this week (Sun - Wed)...I billed 5 today.

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
Biscuit Hider
Ugggghhh her phone and computer got stolen and she forwarded the wells Fargo showing they investigated the check. This is going to require an apology and a gift basket.

Once I get my loving check.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

CaptainScraps posted:

Ugggghhh her phone and computer got stolen and she forwarded the wells Fargo showing they investigated the check. This is going to require an apology and a gift basket.

Once I get my loving check.

Man, I'd really love to hear an account of this whole thing from her perspective.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


Bro Enlai posted:

You mean Cute Lawyers? I keep meaning to update that, but I couldn't think of a good way to resolve the current story arc. Also, video games.

That's the one. I forgot it was a goon lawyer project. Thanks!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Boxman posted:

That's the one. I forgot it was a goon lawyer project. Thanks!

This poo poo is pretty good.

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Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX
Lol how many of y'all firms have a full blown liquor room for on the job drinking because I'm in the states visiting locals firms now and it's been 2 for 2 so far.

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