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Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

Perestroika posted:

Speaking of:


Chiming in to remind everyone that these are both boys in this picture!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Ddraig posted:

Synthol is weird to me as a concept.

You get the freakish appearance of someone who's been hitting HGH since Birth but not any of the tangible benefits like being able to bend steel bars or whatever the gently caress.

:ssh: Synthol is actually used by most professional bodybuilders to even out naturally asymmetric muscles. It's usually only used in small amounts and, when done right is practically invisible to the naked eye. When amateurs go overboard you see the horrific bicep tumours.

Of course it can still go wrong!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvjQAK5Jy-Q

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Purgatory Glory posted:

Chiming in to remind everyone that these are both boys in this picture!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Oops! Nobody cares!
Seriously, if she is trans or not doesn't matter.
What matters is that they are both cartoonish representations of the stereotypical gender ideal.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Even more scary is if she talks about wanting to look like one of the Kims of North Korea.

Yo fam gimme dat style like Flock of Seagulls joined the Marines

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Inzombiac posted:

Oops! Nobody cares!
Seriously, if she is trans or not doesn't matter.
What matters is that they are both cartoonish representations of the stereotypical gender ideal.

Yeah it kinda does matter. A man transitioning into a woman that looks that ridiculous is something worth noting.

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
Which one is the trans?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Ok Fella posted:

Yeah it kinda does matter. A man transitioning into a woman that looks that ridiculous is something worth noting.

She ain't a "boy" then, is she?

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Ok Fella posted:

Yeah it kinda does matter. A man transitioning into a woman that looks that ridiculous is something worth noting.

I disagree, particularly since he brought it up in the "PYF Creepy Images Thread."

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Perestroika posted:

Speaking of:


Just a remind, no matter how big he gets his muscles, it will never make up for how tiny his dick is.

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time
First trans shaming, now dick shaming. When will the hate end?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Choco1980 posted:

Just a remind, no matter how big he gets his muscles, it will never make up for how tiny his dick is.

gently caress YOU, YOU CAN'T HOLD ME BACK!

*Injects synthol into dick*

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Like a party balloon.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I once :airquote: accidentally :airquote: clicked on this one gay porn link where one guy had injected so much saline in his wanger that the other guy was able to literally gently caress it. It was like he had a friggin fleshlight strapped to his crotch or something.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I've seen that one too!

I don't want to see it again.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Combined docking and sounding :cripes:

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Gorilla Salad posted:

Combined docking and sounding :cripes:

It's called the Glomar Explorer.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I found it!

Enjoy!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Not the clip I was talking about, the one I saw wasn't quite that bad, and it was an actual porn scene as I described, not an interview with a guy.

artist's rendition of "accidentally clicked on": :fap:

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


Choco1980 posted:

I once :airquote: accidentally :airquote: clicked on this one gay porn link where one guy had injected so much saline in his wanger that the other guy was able to literally gently caress it. It was like he had a friggin fleshlight strapped to his crotch or something.

:stonklol:

where on Earth do you goons find your weird porn?

(please don't answer)

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Perhaps a hamster posted:

:stonklol:

where on Earth do you goons find your weird porn?

(please don't answer)

The AUG thread before it was thankfully purged.

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


"Purged" you say?

Serious Cephalopod
Jul 1, 2007

This is a Serious post for a Serious thread.

Bloop Bloop Bloop
Pillbug

He's so happy! :)

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Inaccurate username/post combo

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

And just in time for gross masturbation chair!

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


Ddraig posted:

FYI Winnie the Pooh is a British creation and would therefore call petrol petrol because he's not a barbarian.

Except the actual bear was Canadian and they say gasoline.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Tomero_the_Great posted:

Except the actual bear was Canadian and they say gasoline.

Come on, at least post the heritage minute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlA6oEs3C18


*Checks thread title* Um, that Christopher Robin is reasonably creepy looking. Is he wearing a wig? What's going on with those teeth? Wait, is his dead Death?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Be careful, guys, I heard this lady was actually boy once

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Perhaps a hamster posted:

:stonklol:

where on Earth do you goons find your weird porn?

(please don't answer)

Let me introduce you to Awesome/Awful Game Mods: Tit spikes and Fiveheads

I think the breaking point for me was a mod for Oblivion that introduced a dick daedra that shoot lasers from its tits; the entire thread however is a plethora of horribleness / creepiness.

Read Snigfut
Feb 19, 2013

Mostly harmless.

Hundreds of baby gifs generated by a neural network

Tobaccrow
Jan 21, 2008

Don't smoke, kids... Unless you have to.


:v:

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Shoggoth Factory 2016
These should all be the new Stupid Newbie avatars.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

:3:


SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

These are adorably horrifying. Adorborrfying?

Is there a story behind these? Just a computer trying to make pictures except instead of eyes and dogs it's all baby flesh?

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

These are adorably horrifying. Adorborrfying?

Adorrifying

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

These are adorably horrifying. Adorborrfying?

Is there a story behind these? Just a computer trying to make pictures except instead of eyes and dogs it's all baby flesh?

Guessing from the other directories* it looks like someone's fed a neural network a bunch of video of various locations, and this is from a hospital. I'm guessing it's mostly babies because that's probably the most widely available stuff filmed in hospitals and made available, because most people like seeing babies and most people don't like seeing the other things that happen in hospitals.

It's pretty funny seeing this because the computer's trying to guess how to make pictures like what it's seen before. "Uh... yeah, so... hospitals. They're... places with bedding... and pink blobs that move. Got it. I am super good at this!"

*Beach has some pretty good eerie stuff, too. The other ones... eh.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Smileandletitgo.jpg

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I feel like this ensures that whenever ai becomes self aware it will immediately go skynet on us.

Hell, I don't even blame it!

Inzombiac posted:

Smileandletitgo.jpg

Let it GO TO SLEEP

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Let it go or else

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Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Smurfette is fresh out of bubble gum

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