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motherfucker shot my pukins
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 16:31 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 09:16 |
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yospos did a secret santa and someone sent a broken dreamcast full of meal worms lol
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 16:48 |
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Geirskogul posted:Do any of the original fingat pictures exist? The fire pit, the fake gamecube baked beans poop, etc? I think it's in the Goldmine on the Front Page archives somewhere. That's where I saw them.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 17:03 |
GBS raised ~$130,000 for a school in Haiti before deciding a hotdog stand was a better investment
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 17:09 |
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Jose posted:yospos did a secret santa and someone sent a broken dreamcast full of meal worms lol The YOSPOS secret santa has produced many quality gifts and posts. Here are a few: -Sega Dreamcast filled with mealworms -a santee who joked about needing a new mattress, then came home one day to find a mattress on their doorstep -a santa who lived in the same town as their santee, so they put the gifts in a creepy storage unit and sent the santee the key -a santee who received a box via US postal service with big labels saying LIVE LADYBUGS. there were ladybugs inside. this is because the santee had posted about learning to garden and the santa knew that ladybugs were good for the specific plants the santee mentioned. santee then put the box in the fridge (which is how you can store ladybugs until spring, apparently), and later had to run to the kitchen because his wife was screaming about bugs in the fridge. -i received a santee one year who listed a couple of things they liked, and also the stipulation that they be sent no apple products whatsoever. so i sent them the steve jobs biography as a joke. then this happened: https://youtube.com/watch?v=YsrCKvbi27E
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 17:20 |
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Das Boo posted:Dog dammit, Dare. please leave dogs out of this they did nothing wrong
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 17:59 |
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Meet Jed was the definitive story that got me hooked to SA about ten years ago. I don't care if it was fabricated or not, that story had a sense of realness and prose that really made an impression on me. http://www.wyseguys.com/blag/lovely-roommate/meet-jed/ I always enjoyed the aggregated stories in the classic Comedy Goldmine series "Awkward Sexual Encounters" and everything ever written by Adaptive Systems https://adaptivesystems.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/adapt-ebook.pdf
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:12 |
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Lutha Mahtin posted:-i received a santee one year who listed a couple of things they liked, and also the stipulation that they be sent no apple products whatsoever. so i sent them the steve jobs biography as a joke. then this happened: that is beautiful
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:38 |
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quoting myself from QCS since more people post in GBS and it was one of the funniest posts on SA and hopefully someone can find itJose posted:someone got upset in the book barn about harry potter becuase they were forced to live in a cupboard under the stairs or something. does anyone remember that post?
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:53 |
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Brown Moses declaring Caro dead after fifteen minutes of feverish Google searching, only for the prodigal son to survive. Mods knew.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 20:06 |
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Jose posted:quoting myself from QCS since more people post in GBS and it was one of the funniest posts on SA and hopefully someone can find it I remember but idk where it came from. could also of been an fyad post making fun of someone. for some reason id say it was in last years goon mock thread in fyad.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 20:13 |
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Blacktoll posted:Brown Moses declaring Caro dead after fifteen minutes of feverish Google searching, only for the prodigal son to survive. does anyone know where caro is now?
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 20:14 |
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Writing blogs and being a whiny fucker. But I guess he's allowed.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 20:22 |
he still not released pt.3 i sense a conspiracy
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 20:23 |
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Nation posted:he still not released pt.3 i sense a conspiracy CARO: *wakes up in a dark prison cell* "Huh? Where am I? ..d'aaaaawwwww, not again!!" *cue laugh track and audience applause, freeze frame on caro doing an exaggerated shrug*
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 20:28 |
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God Hole posted:Meet Jed was the definitive story that got me hooked to SA about ten years ago. I don't care if it was fabricated or not, that story had a sense of realness and prose that really made an impression on me. Jfc I just read that Meet Jed story. I hope to Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ it's fake.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 20:29 |
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Lutha Mahtin posted:-i received a santee one year who listed a couple of things they liked, and also the stipulation that they be sent no apple products whatsoever. so i sent them the steve jobs biography as a joke. then this happened: loving pro-click if I ever did see one. SA never fails to deliver
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 20:29 |
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anne frank fanfic killed a guy
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 21:02 |
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Geirskogul posted:Writing blogs and being a whiny fucker. no, no, Caro, not Brown Moses
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 21:35 |
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which serial re-regger has spent the most on the forums anyway, do you think? infact arent there quite a few of those now, thought it was mostly bitchkilla back in the day but now im not sure how many still take the "you'll get bored of banning me first!" race to the bottom of their wallet stance
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 22:28 |
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Blacktoll posted:Brown Moses declaring Caro dead after fifteen minutes of feverish Google searching, only for the prodigal son to survive. My friend this is the one case where you can say definitively that mods didn't knew Also what happened to Mayor Wilkins, Icequeen, Ozma etc? I've always kept away from the politics of the forums (despite thinking Helldump was A++) but apparently they all got ran out?
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 22:28 |
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I Said No posted:which serial re-regger has spent the most on the forums anyway, do you think? I'd wager that Jon Pop spent the most actual money the last couple of years, although Spoonful of Bromide spent enough to probably get a mention.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 22:38 |
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I miss Kyoon.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 23:53 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:I miss Kyoon. As do I, he made my job as an Illuminati informant very easy.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 23:58 |
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The platypus gif made me laugh every god drat time
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 00:04 |
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Well, that was gay
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 00:54 |
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Lutha Mahtin posted:The YOSPOS secret santa has produced many quality gifts and posts. Here are a few: Holy loving poo poo that video is actually amazing. I watched at least 2/3 of it
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:18 |
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Rambling Robot posted:does anyone know where caro is now? Dinosaurmageddon posted:Caro will make a self-proclaiming post upon the following date: :crossfingat:
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:22 |
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Lutha Mahtin posted:The YOSPOS secret santa has produced many quality gifts and posts. Here are a few: I was told by a goon who has lizard pets that the mealworms in that Dreamcast were high quality and would have not been cheap for the amount of them.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:22 |
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it was madeupfred who did the dreamcast he told me he also sent a bag of straight up trash to a reddit secret Santa that same year
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:38 |
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what username is win98 posting under now? he loves the gibbis too much to not be here.Celluloid Sam posted:it was madeupfred who did the dreamcast he told me he also sent a bag of straight up trash to a reddit secret Santa that same year cool, how's oli?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:54 |
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two forty posted:what username is win98 posting under now? he loves the gibbis too much to not be here. hes doing good he's sleeping right now and has been behaving really well and hardly ever cries he's just so great I love him
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:55 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:hes doing good he's sleeping right now and has been behaving really well and hardly ever cries he's just so great I love him shawn lovebomb hosed hookers with drunk driving dare and got accused of rape did u heard?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:55 |
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Guilt of Sanity posted:shawn lovebomb hosed hookers with drunk driving dare and got accused of rape did u heard? okay dare
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:56 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:okay dare lol pussy
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:57 |
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Guilt of Sanity posted:lol pussy im hope you get help
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:57 |
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that's great sid, i'm legitimately happy for you and your family.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:57 |
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two forty posted:that's great sid, i'm legitimately happy for you and your family. thanks man I've been rrally learning a lot about changing poopy diapers haha
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 01:58 |
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Either you had a baby or a geriatric parent moved in with you. Congrats if it's a baby! Think of the inheritance if it's a parent.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 02:01 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Either you had a baby or a geriatric parent moved in with you. Congrats if it's a baby! Think of the inheritance if it's a parent. I was going to guess adopting a dog.
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