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goku | 130 | 46.43% | |
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two forty posted:Did we talk about this guy already? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Malloy This is one of the best episodes of The Dollop
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 07:27 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:16 |
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You guys need to check this poo poo out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths "Takuya Nagaya, 23, from Japan, started to slither on the floor and claim he had become a snake. His mother took this to mean that he had been possessed by a snake, and called for her husband, 53-year-old Katsumi Nagaya. Katsumi spent the next two days head-butting and biting his son "to drive [out] the snake that had possessed him" but instead causing his death." Are we sure Junji Ito isn't writing some of these?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 08:07 |
Friginator posted:You guys need to check this poo poo out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths omfg I thought for sure this was in like the early 1900's but it happened in loving 2013! That fifty-three year old man was born in 1960 and had to have received a compulsory fairly modern education! Yet he still tried to headbutt the snake spirit out of his mentally ill son for two days straight. What a world lmao
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 08:09 |
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Friginator posted:You guys need to check this poo poo out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths I think he actually did do one about a priestdad trying to exorcise his son.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 08:14 |
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Please stop being full goon and posting about loving japan
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 08:15 |
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things don't happen in japan you GOONS
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 08:16 |
Regular Nintendo posted:Please stop being full goon and posting about loving japan gently caress you buddy, japan is cool. I love hearing about their crazy antics. Like the man prostitutes who pretend to be women's boyfriends and the women who frequent them are themselves prostitutes who are using them as surrogates for personal relationships because of their isolating and exploitative career. That's some top quality sad poo poo right there.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 08:17 |
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Footage of guy shortly before demise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAwcj6d8XTQ
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 08:20 |
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Hey, if I had to be killed in a horrible way, I'd definitely pick Junji Ito to plan the whole thing out.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 08:22 |
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Friginator posted:You guys need to check this poo poo out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths thats not a very effective method to exorcise someone if its taking over a day
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 08:45 |
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Neurion posted:You'd think they could try towing that poo poo back out to sea and sinking it there instead. I remember some years ago there was a dead whale that floated ashore near my childhood home in Norway. So local authorities towed it out to sea. Then it floated back ashore in a slightly different spot. So slightly different local authorities towed it back out to sea again. Repeat several times up and down the local shoreline. I guess eventually it fell apart.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 09:10 |
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Groke posted:I remember some years ago there was a dead whale that floated ashore near my childhood home in Norway. So local authorities towed it out to sea. Then it floated back ashore in a slightly different spot. So slightly different local authorities towed it back out to sea again. Repeat several times up and down the local shoreline. I guess eventually it fell apart. If they float due to the gases from decomposition, why don't they poke holes in the carcass before letting it loose in the ocean? Like pricking sausages. Enormous, disgusting sausages.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 09:17 |
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Jim Barris posted:gently caress you buddy, japan is cool. I love hearing about their crazy antics. Like the man prostitutes who pretend to be women's boyfriends and the women who frequent them are themselves prostitutes who are using them as surrogates for personal relationships because of their isolating and exploitative career. That's some top quality sad poo poo right there. Here's a better idea: gently caress you
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 09:40 |
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Mr. 47 posted:A girl at the high school where my uncle taught shot herself with a .22. She managed to crawl all over the house for almost an hour, smearing blood and brains everywhere, until she actually succumbed. I saw a video recently of a guy who'd attempted to rob a convenience store and ended up taking a bullet to the top of his head. Throughout the video he was laying on the floor desperately trying to put bits of brain back into his skull.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 09:48 |
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Jim Barris posted:omfg I thought for sure this was in like the early 1900's but it happened in loving 2013! That fifty-three year old man was born in 1960 and had to have received a compulsory fairly modern education! Yet he still tried to headbutt the snake spirit out of his mentally ill son for two days straight. What a world lmao There's been a bunch of recent incidents of people accidentally get killed during exorcisms in the US and other western countries, plus a bunch more of people straight up murdering family members because they thought they were possessed. Here's a big long list of exorcism deaths from the last few decades: http://whatstheharm.net/exorcisms.html
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 10:18 |
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Jose posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Webb that actually happens more often than you'd think. one guy shot himself four times in the head before it took.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 10:57 |
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Friginator posted:You guys need to check this poo poo out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths This is what should happen to all animalkin
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 12:03 |
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Rough Lobster posted:This is what should happen to Dare FTFY
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 12:34 |
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Code Jockey posted:Jesus christ Don't you have to press nailguns down on wood before it shoots a nail? It's not like a machine gun, but more like a giant stapler. With nails.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 12:59 |
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beedeebee posted:Don't you have to press nailguns down on wood before it shoots a nail? It's not like a machine gun, but more like a giant stapler. With nails. Clearly you never saw Happy Gilmore
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 13:00 |
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Nail guns have a pressure switch at the very front which needs to be pressed in before the gun will fire, such as when it's against a piece of wood. However, hot glue will hold the switch in the depressed position allowing you to fire it whenever you want.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 13:05 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:Nail guns have a pressure switch at the very front which needs to be pressed in before the gun will fire, such as when it's against a piece of wood. That sounds like the first in a sequence of events that ends up with somebody getting a loving nail stuck in their head.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 13:22 |
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A Fancy Bloke posted:Clearly you never saw Happy Gilmore Or Lethal Weapon 2 Edit: poo poo, I just checked and he actually does press it against them and fire, I've been wrong about this movie for decades Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 13:50 on Sep 20, 2016 |
# ? Sep 20, 2016 13:47 |
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beedeebee posted:Don't you have to press nailguns down on wood before it shoots a nail? It's not like a machine gun, but more like a giant stapler. With nails. Some terrible cheap-rear end models don't require you to do that, but even then the nail it flings out isn't exactly a projectile blasting past the speed of sound towards hapless victims. Even if it had hit someone in the head they'd at most be like "ow, gently caress you rear end in a top hat."
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 13:49 |
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Theophany posted:That sounds like the first in a sequence of events that ends up with somebody getting a loving nail stuck in their head. The first thing every tradesman does when they buy a new tool is disable the safety features because they "slow them down too much and they know what they're doing and don't need them oh god a nail has lodged in my brain and I've forgotten geography."
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 14:38 |
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Reminder that CNN reported ISIS was at the gay pride parade but it was actually a flag with dildos on it lmao
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 14:44 |
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We have a pneumatic staple gun at work, it shoots 1.5" wide staples and despite the fact that it bends the staples before shooting them, it's still entirely possible to break the skin with it.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 14:57 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:The first thing every tradesman does when they buy a new tool is disable the safety features because they "slow them down too much and they know what they're doing and don't need them oh god a nail has lodged in my brain and I've forgotten geography." The second thing they do is recreate the shootout at the OK Corral https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3m_oT8J5GI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4hoJ4uU3cs Just don't gently caress up and bring a staple gun to a nail gun fight ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uuz8gqlV6A
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:08 |
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cuck cuck im gay posted:Reminder that CNN reported ISIS was at the gay pride parade but it was actually a flag with dildos on it lmao Technically NWS: Here's the John Oliver segment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI4clvkTf7E
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:11 |
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Friginator posted:You guys need to check this poo poo out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths That entire link is like the Final Destination cutting room floor. It's insane
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:37 |
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TheHoosier posted:That entire link is like the Final Destination cutting room floor. It's insane "2013: Denver Lee St. Clair, 58, was asphyxiated by an "atomic wedgie" administered by his stepson during a fight. After St. Clair had been knocked unconscious the elastic band from his torn underwear was pulled over his head and stretched around his neck, strangling him. Brad Lee Davis, 35, of McLoud, Oklahoma, pleaded guilty to first-degree manslaughter and was sentenced to 30 years in jail." What hosed me up was the realization that this was a 35 year old man giving his 58 year old stepfather a wedgie for presumably sexual reasons.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:03 |
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Why would it be sexual reasons?
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:38 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Why would it be sexual reasons? The wedgie is the most erotic of the classical bullying maneuvers.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:05 |
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when my step-dad and i played tummyswords we'd always use it as a ninja headband
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:27 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Why would it be sexual reasons? https://thefpl.us/episode/172
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:49 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:The wedgie is the most erotic of the classical bullying maneuvers. hearing someone else say this relives so much shame I've kept inside
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 20:52 |
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It can be pretty difficult to shoot yourself in the head. One good example is Daniel von Bargen who's name you may not recognize but he was in a whole bunch of movies. He had diabetes and was in pretty bad shape and decided to commit suicide. The bullet didn't kill him and he made a perfectly lucid 911 call after the fact. He ended up living 3 more years. http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/22/super-troopers-daniel-von-bargen-suicide-attempt-shot/
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:40 |
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you need to make a suicide helmet then you're all set
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:45 |
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proof of concept posted:you need to make a suicide helmet then you're all set Now there's a depressed person who's not loving around.
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:51 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:16 |
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proof of concept posted:you need to make a suicide helmet then you're all set These lowest bidder military contracts are getting silly!
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# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:52 |