EVE Online 2017: We are the Alphas, the Omegas and the Gankers.

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1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

tl;dr?

# ? Sep 21, 2016 02:50

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FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
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Daco Vato posted:

NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN.

edit: hooray for chatlogs pre cultural revolution where goons flung the hard R with reckless abandon or like the feckless shits they are. So glad I missed that.

as if aryth gives a gently caress

# ? Sep 21, 2016 02:54

Mr. Grinch: Jul 2, 2007; They say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.

avatarinwin posted:

tl;dr?

I even bolded the funny bits
Also if you cant read that in under 3 minutes i dont know how youve gotten this far in life

# ? Sep 21, 2016 02:56

Syndic Thrass: Nov 10, 2011

Bigbillthaboss posted:

Yeah I'm pretty sure I gudposted you too hard and blew up your computer or something.

Why does the computer have to blow up? This is a textbook example of Islamophobia which is rampant in the culture of gsf and is morally reprehensible and despicable. Shame on you bbtb3

# ? Sep 21, 2016 02:58

stale meme dot png: May 5, 2015; College Slice

just because we can do something in under three minutes doesn't make it worth doing. Like fuckin yo girl homie #gottem

# ? Sep 21, 2016 02:58

Mr. Grinch: Jul 2, 2007; They say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.

Daco Vato posted:

just because we can do something in under three minutes doesn't make it worth doing. Like fuckin yo girl homie #gottem

You played yourself if youre admitting to finishing in under 3 mins :smug:

# ? Sep 21, 2016 03:01

stale meme dot png: May 5, 2015; College Slice

when you get to a certain age it's all about efficiency my boy.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 03:06

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Grinch posted:

(11:47:35 AM) aryth: cause niggers can run fast

# ? Sep 21, 2016 03:10

stale meme dot png: May 5, 2015; College Slice

wow hey you caught the thing I just got done commenting on. You are a special kind of bad poster. The kind bad posters like me call bad posters. That's pretty bad.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 03:12

Mr. Grinch: Jul 2, 2007; They say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.

Daco Vato posted:

when you get to a certain age it's all about efficiency my boy.

Yeah I can see why youd want to perpetually disappoint every woman that begrudgingly gives you a pity gently caress before she nopes the gently caress out on the Casper Express to ghost town
much more efficient

# ? Sep 21, 2016 03:15

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Vio Motherfucking Geraci: great poster or the greatest poster?

# ? Sep 21, 2016 03:34

Baculus: Oct 25, 2007; I DID A BIG CACA IN MY DRUG STORE DIAPER

I appreciate the (organizational) value of the whole cultural revolution thing, but does it really bother you how they talk in their own channels?

At least we try to have a decent, not-very-racist-at-all front-facing shtick, unlike TEST who communicate exclusively in racial epithets and memes.

If only MSNBC could be convinced that the middle management dino is a pro-ISIS meme.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 03:36

Baculus: Oct 25, 2007; I DID A BIG CACA IN MY DRUG STORE DIAPER

Mr. Grinch posted:

Yeah I can see why youd want to perpetually disappoint every woman that begrudgingly gives you a pity gently caress before she nopes the gently caress out on the Casper Express to ghost town
much more efficient

# ? Sep 21, 2016 03:37

Hexel: Nov 18, 2011

Baculus posted:

I appreciate the (organizational) value of the whole cultural revolution thing, but does it really bother you how they talk in their own channels?

At least we try to have a decent, not-very-racist-at-all front-facing shtick, unlike TEST who communicate exclusively in racial epithets and memes.

If only MSNBC could be convinced that the middle management dino is a pro-ISIS meme.

it doesnt bother anyone but PL guys

# ? Sep 21, 2016 04:06

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

A few months ago, maybe two, a player on comms starts calling every other thing gay like, "This is gay. That's gay." The standards of video game conversation aren't very high, but they're higher than that. So I ask the guy to stop using gay to describe things he dislikes.

Then Syndic jumps in and says, "The cultural revolution happened because people were painfully unfunny." In that sequence: hey man could you maybe not / the cultural revolution

I went into full brainlock. What do you say when one of the most painfully unfunny people you know drops the mother of all thought-terminating cliches in defense of using "gay" as a pejorative

# ? Sep 21, 2016 05:44

pseudanonymous: Aug 30, 2008; When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Elsa posted:

A few months ago, maybe two, a player on comms starts calling every other thing gay like, "This is gay. That's gay." The standards of video game conversation aren't very high, but they're higher than that. So I ask the guy to stop using gay to describe things he dislikes.

Then Syndic jumps in and says, "The cultural revolution happened because people were painfully unfunny." In that sequence: hey man could you maybe not / the cultural revolution

I went into full brainlock. What do you say when one of the most painfully unfunny people you know drops the mother of all thought-terminating cliches in defense of using "gay" as a pejorative

ur gay

# ? Sep 21, 2016 06:07

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
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that's what it was though, its up to you (not actually you creepyman) to decide what's funny

# ? Sep 21, 2016 06:12

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

pseudanonymous posted:

ur gay

beside the point :colbert:

# ? Sep 21, 2016 06:13

Fix Lag: Sep 8, 2011; There's a sale at Penny's!

Elsa posted:

beside the point

please continue to lecture us on what's socially acceptable frozenpussy

# ? Sep 21, 2016 06:31

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

Mind you I don't actually believe anything he just said. But even so, he's not really one to talk about it.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 06:32

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

Elsa posted:

A few months ago, maybe two, a player on comms starts calling every other thing gay like, "This is gay. That's gay." The standards of video game conversation aren't very high, but they're higher than that. So I ask the guy to stop using gay to describe things he dislikes.

Then Syndic jumps in and says, "The cultural revolution happened because people were painfully unfunny." In that sequence: hey man could you maybe not / the cultural revolution

I went into full brainlock. What do you say when one of the most painfully unfunny people you know drops the mother of all thought-terminating cliches in defense of using "gay" as a pejorative

But you're always in brainlock mode?

# ? Sep 21, 2016 06:49

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

does anyone in this thread play eve?

# ? Sep 21, 2016 06:58

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Blazing Zero posted:

does anyone in this thread play eve?

I used to play EVE. Last night I dreamt about playing EVE. Does that count?

# ? Sep 21, 2016 07:05

Zodium: Jun 19, 2004

Blazing Zero posted:

does anyone in this thread play eve?

hello I play eve online

# ? Sep 21, 2016 07:21

vulvamancer: Oct 2, 2006; Yes! It all makes sense! We may be freaks, but we're freaks with teeth, and claws, and magic wands! And together, we can stand up to Farquaad!

Blazing Zero posted:

does anyone in this thread play eve?

I've been too busy playing Eve to post in this thread for the last 25 pages.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 07:33

vulvamancer: Oct 2, 2006; Yes! It all makes sense! We may be freaks, but we're freaks with teeth, and claws, and magic wands! And together, we can stand up to Farquaad!

-Missartaq

# ? Sep 21, 2016 07:35

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# ? Sep 21, 2016 08:10

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Blazing Zero posted:

does anyone in this thread play eve?

# ? Sep 21, 2016 08:11

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Players play. Posters post.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 08:14

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

Blazing Zero posted:

does anyone in this thread play eve?

Will you ever get a new post? I mean, it's either this or "who are you?"

# ? Sep 21, 2016 08:18

stale meme dot png: May 5, 2015; College Slice

not really playing eve thinking about it though.

My new avatar is really fuckin dumb and whoever pink-texted me wasted :10bux:

# ? Sep 21, 2016 08:25

Zakrello: Feb 17, 2015; missile imbound

Daco Vato posted:

not really playing eve thinking about it though.

My new avatar is really fuckin dumb and whoever pink-texted me wasted

:triggered:

and no it's not me lol

# ? Sep 21, 2016 08:39

Xolve: Oct 12, 2012; Well, shoot! We ain't come this far just to dump this thing in the drink. What's the nearest target opportunity?

Daco Vato posted:

My new avatar is really fuckin dumb

MLYP

# ? Sep 21, 2016 09:07

Zodium: Jun 19, 2004

realtalk fellas: I support a dead gay spaceship game with no less than 40 subs a month :eyepop:

although obviously I don't actually pay CCP any cash, other players who can't think good do.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 09:38

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

you are clearly superior

# ? Sep 21, 2016 09:55

Zodium: Jun 19, 2004

it's all the weed I smoked makes me really smarts

# ? Sep 21, 2016 10:24

VideoGames: Aug 18, 2003

Blazing Zero posted:

does anyone in this thread play eve?

Greetings!

# ? Sep 21, 2016 10:56

Baculus: Oct 25, 2007; I DID A BIG CACA IN MY DRUG STORE DIAPER

Zodium posted:

realtalk fellas: I support a dead gay spaceship game with no less than 40 subs a month although obviously I don't actually pay CCP any cash, other players who can't think good do.

Technically youd have a more negative financial impact on CCP by paying your subscription fees with USD. Just throwing that out there.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 11:52

pseudanonymous: Aug 30, 2008; When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Baculus posted:

Technically youd have a more negative financial impact on CCP by paying your subscription fees with USD. Just throwing that out there.

Even if the exchange rate is bad they still have no marginal cost per unit so I dunno what you are thinking

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pseudanonymous posted:

Even if the exchange rate is bad they still have no marginal cost per unit so I dunno what you are thinking

thing he is thinking:

plex: $20
sub: $15 or less if you buy more than one month at a time

# ? Sep 21, 2016 12:15

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