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Can I get a 3 minute YouTube recap by the time I get out of work, TIA
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You know who's a good UMPer? Drinkfist.
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Sep 22, 2016 11:04
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I saw this talking about ping and rates and stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHi2DfSFFpk Watched @ 1.5
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Sep 22, 2016 12:20
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yolandi posted:I saw this talking about ping and rates and stuff  holy poo poo call of duty is bad
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Sep 22, 2016 13:41
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Twilight Matrix posted:i cant wait to see what sounds they change next My money is on updates to ambient noise
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Sep 22, 2016 13:45
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exethan posted:
Can you maybe not do a lovely crop that gets rid of the heading for this stuff or maybe say what this chart is supposed to mean
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Sep 22, 2016 14:04
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its pretty obvious call of duty is 2.5 times more bad than CSGO
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Sep 22, 2016 14:26
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Luna Was Here posted:Can you maybe not do a lovely crop that gets rid of the heading for this stuff or maybe say what this chart is supposed to mean It's the max (red), average (blue), and lowest (green) delay in frames between somebody taking an action and it displaying on a second player's screen, when both players have the tickrate, interp, and ping displayed to the left, from 20 tests.
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Sep 22, 2016 14:40
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Crimson posted:I take it you got schooled? I need a recap. Yeah, I didn't stand a chance. Maybe the Ump isn't so good vs an AK on an aim map... Nah couldn't be, I just didn't ump hard enough. I would surely crush him in a rematch. Apogee15 fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Sep 22, 2016 |
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Sep 22, 2016 16:04
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You attempted to AK a couple rounds don't sell yourself short!
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Sep 22, 2016 16:07
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That's probably why I lost. You telling me to use the AK caused me to betray the ump for 2 rounds. This is getting to be too much. I can't stop now, I'm in too deep! Apogee15 fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Sep 22, 2016 |
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Sep 22, 2016 16:13
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Apogee15 posted:That's probably why I lost. You telling me to use the AK caused me to betray the ump for 2 rounds. Why do goons think this is funny
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Sep 22, 2016 17:15
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Apogee15 posted:That's probably why I lost. You telling me to use the AK caused me to betray the ump for 2 rounds. 
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Sep 22, 2016 17:28
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What I don't get is why people took me seriously. The only response was to double down.
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Sep 22, 2016 17:30
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Apogee15 posted:What I don't get is why people took me seriously. The only response was to double down. No one ever took you seriously about the UMP stuff edit: at least not the people that organized this. From my perspective the joke was already over before you even started talking about UMP stuff
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Sep 22, 2016 17:48
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Shoulda mastered the PP, instead of being a chUMP.
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Sep 22, 2016 17:57
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Ozmiander posted:Shoulda mastered the PP, instead of being a chUMP. You take that back! The PP wishes it was half the gun the Ump is! Garfu posted:No one ever took you seriously about the UMP stuff The guy I played against seemed to take it seriously. I come online a few minutes before it starts and see him practicing on the aim map offline then he tries to lecture me about microphones and umps afterwards. I mean look at this! Smithereens posted:i dont understand why bad players think its a good idea to pop off about how their retarded plays are actually good and smart. there is a reason most people use the ak and m4 and there's also a reason why people communicate using microphones. believe it or not, there's also a reason why you shouldn't use a ump at anything but a close angle. Apogee15 fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Sep 22, 2016 |
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Sep 22, 2016 18:11
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Apogee15 posted:What I don't get is why people took me seriously. The only response was to double down. the point of this whole ordeal was to show how dumb and bad players rarely have the skill to back up any of the bullshit feel-good game advice they spew out. aim is like 20% of the game and there are much more important factors in a lot of other situations such as positioning and timing. my gripe with all you dumb idiots in the thread is a lot of you are too selfish and stubborn to say "hey, i am playing a team-based game with other real human beings who might be griefed by my stupid choices... hmm better double down on being retarded instead of making compromises with my team." this dumb notion of "ill play how i want to play and you play how you want to play" goes against the premise of a team based game!! YOU SHOUDL PLAY A loving SINGLE PLAYER GAME IF YOU DONT WANT TO WORK TOGETHER AS A loving TEAM YOU GODDAMN RETARDS!! i used to think like this too, but now i realize how dumb and bad of a player i was and have pretty much been avoiding goonmans because of the mental illnesses and bad habits it gave me. here are some lessons that some of you should learn: a. people will flame you because it is a competitive game b. antagonizing your teammates is a surefire way to have a bad time c. you are a bad and i am a-better than u so stfu d. i dont lie and i dont troll (lets win this game) $7.00 for relatively good pugs with generally less trolls and idiots than mm and goonman has been a pretty good deal. ps: i hate all of you minus gary. gary u r cool
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Sep 22, 2016 18:18
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Thanks for proving my point.
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Sep 22, 2016 18:19
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Apogee you're probably never going to get good and you should get that tattooed on ur butt ps I did sex with buns and he can't call me back i think because he doesn't have a mic
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Sep 22, 2016 18:22
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Apogee15 posted:Thanks for proving my point. hey man nice point!! u got me i am trololed and mad xD seriously though, you are a bad player and it's very obvious to me and others that you are trying to backpedal this whole situation as if it were some kind of hilarious pre-planned ruse. stop giving bad advice especially on topics you know very little about. just admit defeat because you aren't going to save face by saying it was a joke.
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Sep 22, 2016 18:28
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Apogee15 posted:Thanks for proving my point. stop posting forever
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Sep 22, 2016 18:30
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Spiros posted:Apogee you're probably never going to get good and you should get that tattooed on ur butt ps I did sex with buns and he can't call me back i think because he doesn't have a mic Sounds like a killer tattoo. Can you start me a gofundme for it? Smithereens posted:hey man nice point!! u got me i am trololed and mad xD You know nothing, it's probably why you can't handle MM. If you'd just use an Ump you'd probably do better.
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Sep 22, 2016 18:31
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I think we can all agree that the UMP is bad. As well as all the other SMGs. And shotguns. And the Scar and Negev and whatever that other machine gun is called. In fact let's remove every gun except pistols, AK, M4, SSG and AWP and be done with it.
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Sep 22, 2016 18:52
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Elman posted:I think we can all agree that the UMP is bad. As well as all the other SMGs. And shotguns. And the Scar and Negev and whatever that other machine gun is called. In fact let's remove every gun except pistols, AK, M4, SSG and AWP and be done with it. The ump is the best round 2 smg buy. Cheaper than the other options, better damage/accuracy than the mp9/mac10 if you're not in close quarters. Other than that though, you are correct. Also: it pisses me off in MM when you get two guys with 300 ping in your game who obviously queued together from some country and shouldn't be in your game. Why is this allowed? It make my game worse because they're basically worthless. I have two teammates now who can't do poo poo. Thanks Valve!
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Sep 22, 2016 18:59
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Apogee15 posted:You know nothing, it's probably why you can't handle MM. If you'd just use an Ump you'd probably do better. give it up dude, i am 100% serious that i am better than you even in your dumb troll world. i can use pretty much every gun better than you. this is a screen shot of what im assuming is the past month of my activity on the sub.io server.  let me reiterate again that using the ump every round is dumb and i probably have more experience and skill using the ump than u do.
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Sep 22, 2016 19:16
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Elman posted:I think we can all agree that the UMP is bad. As well as all the other SMGs. And shotguns. And the Scar and Negev and whatever that other machine gun is called. In fact let's remove every gun except pistols, AK, M4, SSG and AWP and be done with it. yes
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Sep 22, 2016 19:26
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Smithereens posted:the point of this whole ordeal was to show how dumb and bad players rarely have the skill to back up any of the bullshit feel-good game advice they spew out. aim is like 20% of the game and there are much more important factors in a lot of other situations such as positioning and timing. my gripe with all you dumb idiots in the thread is a lot of you are too selfish and stubborn to say "hey, i am playing a team-based game with other real human beings who might be griefed by my stupid choices... hmm better double down on being retarded instead of making compromises with my team." this dumb notion of "ill play how i want to play and you play how you want to play" goes against the premise of a team based game!! YOU SHOUDL PLAY A loving SINGLE PLAYER GAME IF YOU DONT WANT TO WORK TOGETHER AS A loving TEAM YOU GODDAMN RETARDS!! i used to think like this too, but now i realize how dumb and bad of a player i was and have pretty much been avoiding goonmans because of the mental illnesses and bad habits it gave me. this post is like rain on your wedding day
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Sep 22, 2016 19:27
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nice meltdown
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Sep 22, 2016 19:28
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It was all worth it in the end.
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Sep 22, 2016 19:29
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Apogee15 posted:It was all worth it in the end. grown adult with a child finds humor in trolling an online video game forum with bad advice and arguing about the merits of childhood spanking. you seem like a 
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Sep 22, 2016 19:40
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Kid is gonna join a gang due to lack of communication
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Sep 22, 2016 19:52
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Crimson posted:I take it you got schooled? I need a recap. https://www.twitch.tv/garfu/v/90699698
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Sep 22, 2016 19:57
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Apogee15 posted:http://imgur.com/a/dn4No hey man i found some very interesting research for you http://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/can-prevention-technical-package.pdf http://news.utexas.edu/2016/04/25/risks-of-harm-from-spanking-confirmed-by-researchers quote:Gershoff and co-author Andrew Grogan-Kaylor, an associate professor at the University of Michigan School of Social Work, found that spanking (defined as an open-handed hit on the behind or extremities) was significantly linked with 13 of the 17 outcomes they examined, all in the direction of detrimental outcomes. maybe you should take my word that your cs game is retarded if you seriously consider spanking non-traumatic for a child
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Sep 22, 2016 20:08
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This thread got really dumb.
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Sep 22, 2016 20:09
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Welp, there goes the neighborhood.
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Sep 22, 2016 20:15
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Apogee15 posted:Welp, there goes the neighborhood. Jokes on you, this neighborhood has always been bad.
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Sep 22, 2016 20:15
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The parenting poo poo is a little  but otherwise apogee please leave and stop with the GBS level thread troll
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EvilBeard posted:The ump is the best round 2 smg buy. Cheaper than the other options, better damage/accuracy than the mp9/mac10 if you're not in close quarters. Other than that though, you are correct. Counterpoint: The mp7 owns them all.
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Apogee15 posted:What I don't get is why people took me seriously. The only response was to double down. to be absolutely fair, i was surprised as well that people took it seriously enough to write essay long posts about why you're wrong for something so obviously facetious
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