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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I'm the Buddhist girl talking selfies while meditating.

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
China's new Radio Frequency Telescope is going to begin operation. This is the Chinese SUPERCOMPUTER that will power it. Zoom in and look how loving chabuduo those floors are in there. Now just imagine how much more chabudou is going on inside and outside that facility, physically/structurally and administratively.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Haier posted:

I'm the Buddhist girl talking selfies while meditating.

thats impressive how do you do that?

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

max4me posted:

thats impressive how do you do that?

Yogic levitation.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

max4me posted:

thats impressive how do you do that?
You put "meditation" in quotes.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Haier posted:

China's new Radio Frequency Telescope is going to begin operation. This is the Chinese SUPERCOMPUTER that will power it. Zoom in and look how loving chabuduo those floors are in there. Now just imagine how much more chabudou is going on inside and outside that facility, physically/structurally and administratively.



lol what the gently caress does "supercomputer powering a radio telescope" even mean

Banana Man
Oct 2, 2015

mm time 2 gargle piss and shit

Fojar38 posted:

lol what the gently caress does "supercomputer powering a radio telescope" even mean

bitcoins

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Fojar38 posted:

lol what the gently caress does "supercomputer powering a radio telescope" even mean

Computers run telescopes. It's not that hard. They're not telescopes that you look through; they pick up radio waves or cosmic noise from outer space. It's all the purple LED poo poo you need to be asking questions about. What the gently caress is up with that poo poo?

Falun Bong Refugee fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Sep 26, 2016

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Computers run telescopes. It's not that hard. They're not telescopes that you look through; they pick up radio waves or cosmic noise from outer space.

yes i know this, friend, but its less the supercomputer running the telescope and more the supercomputer processing the data collected by said telescope

this of course assumes that

a) this dumb telescope is actually picking up any significant amount of data

b) their stunt supercomputers that are designed to produce FlOPS and sit on a list can actually run any meaningful applications

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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in fact the purple LED poo poo makes sense when you remember that chinese supercomputers are overwhelmingly stunt machines intended to generate headlines and be on a list

the lights are there to make cool photo-ops for state run media

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Haier posted:

China's new Radio Frequency Telescope is going to begin operation. This is the Chinese SUPERCOMPUTER that will power it. Zoom in and look how loving chabuduo those floors are in there. Now just imagine how much more chabudou is going on inside and outside that facility, physically/structurally and administratively.



Looks like screen taken straight from a 70-80s scifi B-movie.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)


Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

LAN: Your City Sucks - Regional Discussion › Not to mention death to those with alergy to peanuts

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot


This is gold

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
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Neurion posted:

This is gold



106 pages of his comments, about 1 in every 3 is very funny. The man's got some very strange ideas about space and evolution and a gift for unintentional punchlines.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Very impressive!

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Blue Star Error posted:



106 pages of his comments, about 1 in every 3 is very funny. The man's got some very strange ideas about space and evolution and a gift for unintentional punchlines.

This guy is way more entertaining than Rene. LOL

Here's a 15 minute compilation of what running red lights in China and getting plowed for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOd_fw6qWDY

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
I'm the green light.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
Here's China's radiotelescope



Here's Arecibo



You will notice the rather large disparity in technology at the dish focus, which is where the magic happens. Anybody can slap together a square km of sheet metal and pick up some decommissioned high tension lines. Arecibo has liquid helium cooling their focus antennas to a degree or two Kelvin. I do not believe the Chinese are neck and neck here

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Haier posted:

This guy is way more entertaining than Rene. LOL

Here's a 15 minute compilation of what running red lights in China and getting plowed for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOd_fw6qWDY

this is probably :nms: because i have to assume that a few of these people didn't make it

im the dude at 2:06 who watches his friend get blasted and then kinda shrugs and crosses the road slowly

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
really tho the main problem is that a lot of people on bikes dont' think that the stoplights apply to them. my best friend in tianjin is a tianjin born canadian dude, he has lived in montreal for 11 years off and on, and he has an ebike and when we are going to places he NEVER follows the lights, he told me specifically no one thinks they are for bikes. on my way to work every day the cars do a decent job of stopping at lights, but they usually fill up intersections first and then clog the intersection and the light changes so they can't run the light, but bikes never stop. ever. they just constantly are going both ways which really fucks up the flow of traffic. most of the people getting slammed in that video are on bikes. eeeesh.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

The Great Autismo! posted:

im the dude at 2:06 who watches his friend get blasted and then kinda shrugs and crosses the road slowly

Yeah, what was that guy doing? He's definitely dead.

Edit:

The Great Autismo! posted:

really tho the main problem is that a lot of people on bikes dont' think that the stoplights apply to them. my best friend in tianjin is a tianjin born canadian dude, he has lived in montreal for 11 years off and on, and he has an ebike and when we are going to places he NEVER follows the lights, he told me specifically no one thinks they are for bikes. on my way to work every day the cars do a decent job of stopping at lights, but they usually fill up intersections first and then clog the intersection and the light changes so they can't run the light, but bikes never stop. ever. they just constantly are going both ways which really fucks up the flow of traffic. most of the people getting slammed in that video are on bikes. eeeesh.

I've had this problem in the PNW a little bit. If I were in China, I'd do my best to avoid driving. Bicyclists freak me out now.

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Sep 26, 2016

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
other main problems that i see all the time that may contribute to this: at night time i'd guess one out of every seven cars i see doesn't have their lights on. also cars seem to go SUPER slow when they are turning. like when i am taking a left turn in USA, i wait until i have a break in traffic and accelerate into it, so im going with the flow of traffic. look at the car at 10:05. for some reason it is turning left and slows down, ultimately coming to a complete stop, as it gets blasted by a truck. like if he had just gunned it he may have made it across, if the truck slowed down? or he could have just waited? but somehow choosing to to hit the breaks and come to a complete stop in the direct line of path of the truck was deemed the best choice. idgi

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
then there are some, like the one at 12:00, where the person had to be watching a drama on their phone or something, because they just straight plowed into a stationary person without slowing down at all, and the person made zero effort to get out of the way

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
last you have the kind of accident that TRULY boggles the mind, at 14:17, where the intersection is comically large, you immediately see the intersection and think "no possible way that there is an accident here" and you see one small little bike and one car and you think "this is such an inanely large intersection i can't actually believe these two vehicles will collide" and then you watch and despite their best effort to avoid each other, the vehicles ultimately end up crashing

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Driving culture gets weird. When I was in Naples, Italy, it was the worst driving I've ever seen. It was like if you so much as made eye-contact with another driver, it was a sign of weakness and you were getting cut-off or not let in. Like, my sister was stopped at a stop light once. This got her rear ended. The other driver said he kept thinking she was going to accelerate any second now right up until the crash. It's like bumper cars except every hit costs you money so you try to avoid but, fundamentally, it's still bumper cars logic. It's just weaving in and out and around all the time, nothing else.

At 14:17, both drivers were probably thinking, "I don't stop. They stop," right up until the end.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Jonny 290 posted:

Here's China's radiotelescope



Here's Arecibo



You will notice the rather large disparity in technology at the dish focus, which is where the magic happens. Anybody can slap together a square km of sheet metal and pick up some decommissioned high tension lines. Arecibo has liquid helium cooling their focus antennas to a degree or two Kelvin. I do not believe the Chinese are neck and neck here

Are radio exclusion zones useful for this kind of radio-telescopegraphy?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
Yep, it's critical. FAST (the Chinese one):

quote:

A 65-person village was relocated from the valley to make room for the telescope[8] and an additional 9,110 people living within a 5 km radius of the telescope were relocated to create a radio-quiet area.

Not sure on Arecibo's blanket quiet zone, but it looks from the ham radio regulations that there's a 16 km radius around it where you have to get special permission to put up any transmitters on certain bands.

These structures are all environment-centric, meaning that they find the bowl first, worry about the people later. Hard to find areas that will support such huge structures with inconvenient geometry.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The Great Autismo! posted:

most of the people getting slammed in that video are on bikes. eeeesh.

good

I root for cars to hit bikes that go through reds or are driving the wrong direction and get disappointed when they don't hit them. gently caress those people. Hit them all day every day.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Grand Fromage posted:

good

I root for cars to hit bikes that go through reds or are driving the wrong direction and get disappointed when they don't hit them. gently caress those people. Hit them all day every day.

all herds need culling from time to time

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Accretionist posted:

Driving culture gets weird. When I was in Naples, Italy, it was the worst driving I've ever seen. It was like if you so much as made eye-contact with another driver, it was a sign of weakness and you were getting cut-off or not let in. Like, my sister was stopped at a stop light once. This got her rear ended. The other driver said he kept thinking she was going to accelerate any second now right up until the crash. It's like bumper cars except every hit costs you money so you try to avoid but, fundamentally, it's still bumper cars logic. It's just weaving in and out and around all the time, nothing else.

At 14:17, both drivers were probably thinking, "I don't stop. They stop," right up until the end.

Not even Borat-style eastern europe driving is as bad as Naples.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Italy was the worst driving I ever saw until Korea. Korea was then the worst until China. I have not gotten below China yet, though I suspect India may.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Mongolia and Indonesia were both worse than China in my opinion

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


It's hard to picture. I haven't been to either so can't compare.

Like I literally cannot remember the last time I was outside and did not see at least one person driving on the wrong side of the road into oncoming traffic.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The Chinese version of Goldeneye will not be as cool, that's for sure.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Blue Star Error posted:



106 pages of his comments, about 1 in every 3 is very funny. The man's got some very strange ideas about space and evolution and a gift for unintentional punchlines.

quote:

Why do scientific studies always state the belief that man "travelled out of Africa" and spread all over the planet? If man "originated" in Africa, could man not also have "originated" in China before spreading all over the planet? Or "South America" before spreading all over the world? Or - and this is a very big OR - could man not have "originated" from Every Country At The Same Time...! and did NOT spread all over the planet....? Eh?

:psyduck:

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
I've spent my lunch break reading StephenChin posts and now I love him. He's like a Chinese Karl Pilkington. He appears to be an either gay or closeted 86 year old Chinese man who lived through WWII and the great leap forward in China, then travelled about the world and now lives in Canada and spends his time cycling, throwing buckets of ice cold water over his head, and making comments on the Guardian website.

He goes from making genuinely touching comments about how Japan didn't deserve being nuked despite personally experiencing the horrors they inflicted on China to stuff like this:






I can't get enough I want him to write an autobiography.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Jonny 290 posted:

Here's China's radiotelescope



Here's Arecibo



You will notice the rather large disparity in technology at the dish focus, which is where the magic happens. Anybody can slap together a square km of sheet metal and pick up some decommissioned high tension lines. Arecibo has liquid helium cooling their focus antennas to a degree or two Kelvin. I do not believe the Chinese are neck and neck here

but the headlines!!! it's the world's LARGEST!

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Fojar38 posted:

in fact the purple LED poo poo makes sense when you remember that chinese supercomputers are overwhelmingly stunt machines intended to generate headlines and be on a list

the lights are there to make cool photo-ops for state run media

Too bad they couldn't fix the giant gap in the middle of the floor then. Or at least bust out the blur tool in photoshop to cover it up.

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