The First Presidential Debate: you've been fighting isis your whole adult life

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Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

Get this Jack Sparrow looking motherfucker and the 4 has-been musicians off my screen NBC, I wanna watch two old people argue for 90 minutes

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 10:35

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Jewel Repetition posted:

I really need to be drunk for this but I don't have any alcohol so I'm going in unprotected.

so am I

this is going to be excruciating

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

Mandator: Aug 28, 2007

I mean goddamn

Lastgirl posted:

hahahaaha

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I also humbly request that if Slate Action or Joementum is present they present themselves.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

Holt already nervously stammering.

His palms are sweaty, knees buckling, arms are heavy

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

I'm very pissed nobody has brutally murdered me and saved me from this debate

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

drowningidiot: Sep 27, 2014

I don't know if I can even handle watching this. If it goes bad I'll probably throw up.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

Lester Holt hasn't done a Journalism yet I guess

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Nice opening with a hot mic.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Is the NBC youtube stream making GBS threads the bed for anyone else?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

ajkalan: Aug 17, 2011

Mystery Goomba posted:

i'm part of the 22.89% who voted for ed balls

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

fox people on the youtube stream making GBS threads on mark cuban for no reason

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Rivetting stuff, this live feed.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

I hope the whole debate is just this awkward silence for 1.5 hours.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

whoa don't tell the audience not to jeer, if america is going to go down in flames let's at least have fun with it

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

Senf: Nov 12, 2006

I'm not ready for this

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

does this count as moderator flustered??

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

WampaLord posted:

You fool

I have no booze and even worse no weed, I am doomed

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

Twinty Zuleps: May 10, 2008; by R. Guyovich; Lipstick Apathy

frankenfreak posted:

His palms are sweaty, knees buckling, arms are heavy

When he was a child, he had a fever

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

ahaha this silence is so terrifying

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

I'm Hillary's short podium

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

already saw a sign in the audience

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPvtFqbeyD4

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

the sound of paper being shuffled... forever

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

left watching Raw to tune in. anything under 4 stars ill be pissed

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

mrmcd posted:

Is the NBC youtube stream making GBS threads the bed for anyone else?

NBC proper hasn't switched off The Voice yet

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

OH GOD

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

C'Mon CBS! loving stick it in already!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:57

The Real Paddy: Aug 21, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Bottle of ungrafted Chilean wine (Root: 1 Cabernet), and Snofrisk Norwegian horseradish cheese spread on to mini-sandwhich wraps.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

Pittsburgh Lambic: Feb 16, 2011

cnn just invoked a copyright claim on the youtube stream

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

PsychoInternetHawk: Apr 4, 2011; Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.; Grimey Drawer

I can't decide if being extremely high for this would make it more palatable or just even more nightmarish

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

The nbc news stream loving sucks.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:58

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle