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Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX
Man what kind of poo poo rear end banks are in America that checking accounts aren't guaranteed from fraud? In Canada I had my checking account hit by a card skimmer (i assume, anyway) and i didn't even have to fill out any paperwork for that to be returned to me.

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silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Zo posted:

Man what kind of poo poo rear end banks are in America that checking accounts aren't guaranteed from fraud? In Canada I had my checking account hit by a card skimmer (i assume, anyway) and i didn't even have to fill out any paperwork for that to be returned to me.

Well they're guaranteed if you can prove it's fraud, or at least their fraud team can conclude it's fraud; but until they do, it'll lock your account for a bit, and worry you forever. At least, that's how it worked for us. Not pleasant.

asur
Dec 28, 2012

Zo posted:

Man what kind of poo poo rear end banks are in America that checking accounts aren't guaranteed from fraud? In Canada I had my checking account hit by a card skimmer (i assume, anyway) and i didn't even have to fill out any paperwork for that to be returned to me.

It doesn't matter if your checking account is guaranteed against fraud if there is any delay between the fraud and the money being returned.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Yeah, it's all guaranteed from fraud. But what about wire transfers? If there's anything I've learned from this thread it's just gone, man.

my credit union fixed a $1500 fraudulent wire transfer within 24 hours

Ornamented Death
Jan 25, 2006

Pew pew!

Twerk from Home posted:

People who have savings accounts, why?

I have some money in a savings account because, as others have mentioned, I got all kinds of perks for opening both a checking and savings account at the same time.

That was at a small, local credit union. My main checking account is at a small-town bank in the town where my wife grew up; it has a better interest rate than 99% of all savings accounts I've had and/or seen advertised. It's a pain in the rear end not having easy access to ATMs, but then that's why we opened up accounts at the credit union.

Droo
Jun 25, 2003

Twerk from Home posted:

People who have savings accounts, why?

I can't find a good short term option for cash at Fidelity, so if I have some lying around I move it to an online savings account temporarily to at least get the 1% yield out of it.

Leviathan Song
Sep 8, 2010

asur posted:

It doesn't matter if your checking account is guaranteed against fraud if there is any delay between the fraud and the money being returned.

I don't understand how a savings account helps with this. Don't they usually just freeze both accounts? Seems like a an account at a different bank protects against this better.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Krispy Kareem posted:

Yeah, it's all guaranteed from fraud. But what about wire transfers? If there's anything I've learned from this thread it's just gone, man.

my credit union fixed a $1500 fraudulent wire transfer within 24 hours

AFAIK personal checking accounts are protected from wire fraud as well. Business accounts aren't.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Leviathan Song posted:

I don't understand how a savings account helps with this. Don't they usually just freeze both accounts? Seems like a an account at a different bank protects against this better.

Yeah they do.

Teeter
Jul 21, 2005

Hey guys! I'm having a good time, what about you?


Does he have more bird toes on his right bird leg than his left? I don't know the proper terms for them or amount that (s)he should even have, I'm not a bird doctor.

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Twerk from Home posted:

People who have savings accounts, why?

So that I can skew surveys into thinking that I have no money for retirement. :haw:

They're required to be seeded in order to get a free checking account at any of my banks. Also, I leave a little extra in each of them so that there is always something floating around in case of a minor emergency that I don't want to touch the real emergency fund for.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Teeter posted:

Does he have more bird toes on his right bird leg than his left? I don't know the proper terms for them or amount that (s)he should even have, I'm not a bird doctor.

Talons?

asur
Dec 28, 2012

Leviathan Song posted:

I don't understand how a savings account helps with this. Don't they usually just freeze both accounts? Seems like a an account at a different bank protects against this better.

My experience has been that you can get the accounts unlocked almost immediately but may not get the money back until they go through their fraud process.

asur fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Sep 28, 2016

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Zo posted:

Man what kind of poo poo rear end banks are in America that checking accounts aren't guaranteed from fraud? In Canada I had my checking account hit by a card skimmer (i assume, anyway) and i didn't even have to fill out any paperwork for that to be returned to me.

Just because you'll get reimbursed eventually doesn't mean it can't gently caress you in the short term. I had someone use my card number (not even physical card, just number, which presumably they just randomly generated or entered) to buy $850 worth of condoms for some reason. It put a hold on my account for $850, which at the time was like all my money. Called up the bank (Chase) and they were like

:nallears: "oh it'll drop off when it fails to validate the CVC"
:smugjones: "why can't you just take it off now since it's very obviously fraudulent"
:nallears: "we're not allowed to remove holds"
:smugjones: "let me talk to your manager"
:colbert: "we're not allowed to remove holds, the computer has to do it"

It eventually dropped off, but only after a couple days, during which time I was functionally completely broke.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Just because you'll get reimbursed eventually doesn't mean it can't gently caress you in the short term. I had someone use my card number (not even physical card, just number, which presumably they just randomly generated or entered) to buy $850 worth of condoms for some reason. It put a hold on my account for $850, which at the time was like all my money. Called up the bank (Chase) and they were like

:nallears: "oh it'll drop off when it fails to validate the CVC"
:smugjones: "why can't you just take it off now since it's very obviously fraudulent"
:nallears: "we're not allowed to remove holds"
:smugjones: "let me talk to your manager"
:colbert: "we're not allowed to remove holds, the computer has to do it"

It eventually dropped off, but only after a couple days, during which time I was functionally completely broke.

I got my funds back in like 12 hours or something from Chase once I told them it as fraud, then got "confirmation" that it was fraud like a couple days later, don't know why they needed to tell what I told them, but whatever. You must have had a dick on the phone or something.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

I got my funds back in like 12 hours or something from Chase once I told them it as fraud, then got "confirmation" that it was fraud like a couple days later, don't know why they needed to tell what I told them, but whatever. You must have had a dick on the phone or something.

They said that if it had actually cleared they could have reversed it immediately but apparently holds or unprocessed transactions are as impossible to move as the sun.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Reddit!


"https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/54xmwf/month_to_month_and_now_were_over_the_edge/?st=itnbzy5o&sh=627059f8" posted:

For a few years we have been living just at or beyond our means and it has caught up to us. We have roughly $50,000 in CC debt and $20,000 in debt consolidation/personal loans. We bring in about 220,000 gross per year. We are living paycheck to paycheck and due to our debt we are unable to afford our mothy expenses. I have looked at second mortgages and home equity loans but was denied due to score and debt ratio. We also just encountered a substantial issue to our home that will cost of thousands of dollars to fix. I am running out of ideas on how to improve our situation and am hoping someone here might have some advice or ideas I haven’t considered. I am happy to provide more information if it helps you help me—just tell me what is needed. Thank you.
Edit: added budget.
Should also note we are a family of 7. Most numbers below are accurate--others are aspirational (Christmas, HOA, etc). I would like to fund those but rarely am able to.
Credit Cards

Name Balance Limit Minimum Payment
Chase United $12,000.00 $12,000.00 $250.00
Chase Visa $5,879.00 $6,000.00 $172.00
Bananna Republic $5,114.00 $5,200.00 $157.00
Capital One Visa $5,751.00 $5,800.00 $155.00
Citi Bank $4,106.00 $3,200.00 $150.00
Capital One Mastercard $4,500.00 $4,500.00 $150.00
Sears Mastercard $4,278.00 $5,400.00 $114.00
Barclays $4,510.00 $4,500.00 $114.00
Discover IT $2,312.00 $4,000.00 $47.00
Amex $1,871.00 $2,000.00 $40.00
Amazon Prime Store $1,252.00 $1,400.00 $35.00
Wells Fargo Visa $984.00 $1,150.00 $30.00
Totals $52,557.00 $55,150.00 $1,414.00
Loans

Loans Balance Payment
CU 1 $6,000.00 $153
CU 2 $6,000.00 $195
Prosper $8,889.00 $350
Best Egg $10,548.00 $277
Car $29,000 $500
Student Loan ? $160
Budget

Income
Pay Check 1 $5,820.04
Pay Check 2 $5,820.04
Child Support $727.00
Rent $1,595.00
Credit Cards
Sears Mastercard -$114.00
Barclays -$114.00
Bananna Republic -$157.00
Citi Bank -$150.00
Amex -$40.00
Chase Visa -$172.00
Capital One Mastercard -$150.00
Capital One Visa -$155.00
Wells Fargo Visa -$30.00
Amazon Prime Store -$35.00
Discover IT -$47.00
Chase United -$200.00
Loans
Car -$500.00
Student Loan -$160.00
CU 1 -$153.00
CU 2 -$195.00
Best Egg -$277.00
Prosper -$350.00
Food and Shelter
Mortgage -$3,500.00
Townhouse -$1,800.00
Food/Gas/Dining -$2,800.00
Utility & Ins
Auto Ins -$355.00
Life Ins -$56.00
Phone -$250.00
Cable and Internet -$90.00
Electric -$150.00
Kids/Sports/Etc
Swimming -$100.00
Dance -$350.00
Preschool -$600.00
Charity
Compassion -$38.00
Fund Over Time
Propane -$50.00
Taxes -$100.00
HOA -$100.00
Christmas -$100.00
Other Expenses
Auto Maint. -$100.00
House Maint. -$50.00
Clothing -$50.00
School Stuff -$50.00
Hair, etc -$50.00
Subscriptions
NYTimes -$15.00
Google Drive -$2.00
Google Music (family) -$15.00
Prime -$5.00


Excuse the formatting, proper tables are in the link.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Somehow, the most galling aspect of all of that to me is 5.2k on a Banana Republic Store Card at 30% interest.

Holy moley though.

Also: Family of 7 with child support payments? Get your tubes tied or sperm shooter snipped!

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Do they have two homes? I see lines for both mortgage and townhouse.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

:stonk:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

quote:

Rent $1,595.00
...
Mortgage -$3,500.00
Townhouse -$1,800.00

Guys I don't think that's how playing illegal airbnb hotel manager is supposed to work.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Enos Cabell posted:

Do they have two homes? I see lines for both mortgage and townhouse.

Yes, they're renting out the townhouse at a loss of $200/month.

I'm more concerned with how they're spending $3k/month on food.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

WampaLord posted:

Yes, they're renting out the townhouse at a loss of $200/month.

I'm more concerned with how they're spending $3k/month on food.

It's a family of 7 who's subscribed to the New York Times, they must be free range organic children.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Haha.
Mortgage on townhouse: $1,800. Rent income from townhouse: $1,595.

"I'm losing a minimum of $205 a month renting this thing out.
If only there was some way I could not own it anymore.
Wouldn't it be nice if someone would pay me a sum of money AND I don't have to own it anymore?"

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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WampaLord posted:

Yes, they're renting out the townhouse at a loss of $200/month.

I'm more concerned with how they're spending $3k/month on food.

They lumped together groceries, eating out, and gas into one useless metric. Also they've got 5 kids, so food was never going to be cheap.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Twerk from Home posted:

They lumped together groceries, eating out, and gas into one useless metric. Also they've got 5 kids, so food was never going to be cheap.

Gas is $2/gallon, and I don't care how many kids you have, $3k/month is unreasonable.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Somehow, the most galling aspect of all of that to me is 5.2k on a Banana Republic Store Card at 30% interest.

Holy moley though.

Also: Family of 7 with child support payments? Get your tubes tied or sperm shooter snipped!

Maybe they got a nice pair of capri pants for signing up.

Also $355 for auto insurance every month

And

quote:

We do get roughly 10k back in taxes each year.

Thanks Obama Obama says thanks!

Spring Heeled Jack
Feb 25, 2007

If you can read this you can read

Not a Children posted:


Mortgage -$3,500.00
Townhouse -$1,800.00
Food/Gas/Dining -$2,800.00


Literally

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Somehow, the most galling aspect of all of that to me is 5.2k on a Banana Republic Store Card at 30% interest.

Holy moley though.

Also: Family of 7 with child support payments? Get your tubes tied or sperm shooter snipped!

I think the $700 for children is being paid to them to watch other people's kids, since it's under income.

e: Or it's child support from an ex I guess

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Twerk from Home posted:

They lumped together groceries, eating out, and gas into one useless metric. Also they've got 5 kids, so food was never going to be cheap.

5 kids and child support payments! (Edit: Looks like they are GETTING child support payments and not paying it. Somehow even worse for their budget)

Also, they could drop their mortgage by $1,000 dollars a month if they were willing to have a 35 minute longer commute. But it is non-negotiable. And they claim that they are only going to spend $100 on Christmas this year.

And they are budgeting by "assuming that their income will continue to rise proportionally" after their income went from 140k to 190k in 5 years.

They are going to go down in flames.

Leon Trotsky 2012 fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Sep 28, 2016

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

5 kids AND child support payments!

Well they had to make some new kids because the old ones were tainted obviously

Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX
Uh, you guys realize that most likely a chunk of the rent is going into the principle on the townhouse, which they'll own at the end, right? They're (hopefully) not just renting the townhouse and renting it right back out at a loss.

It doesn't really look that bad if they cut some stuff down now. It's like 75k debt on 200k income.

Barry
Aug 1, 2003

Hardened Criminal
This reminds me of that Heritage Foundation (or whatever it was) funded hit piece of all those cartoon high earners looking super glum with their inability to make ends meet on a half mil a year

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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WampaLord posted:

Gas is $2/gallon, and I don't care how many kids you have, $3k/month is unreasonable.

People are absolute idiots with cars. I have a coworker who lives 74 miles from the office, comes in most days, and commutes in a Hummer H2. That's about $34 a day in gas.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Twerk from Home posted:

People are absolute idiots with cars. I have a coworker who lives 74 miles from the office, comes in most days, and commutes in a Hummer H2. That's about $34 a day in gas.

This is why the rest of the world hates us, that guy right there.

e: Someone pointed out in another thread that there's probably a lot of people who silently hate their families and the 3 hours they're stuck in traffic a day is their "me" time

Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Sep 28, 2016

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
That lady also claims that they have no real assets that they can sell and that $90 a month is the cheapest internet plan available to her.

I don't think she's looking hard enough.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Zo posted:

Uh, you guys realize that most likely a chunk of the rent is going into the principle on the townhouse, which they'll own at the end, right? They're (hopefully) not just renting the townhouse and renting it right back out at a loss.

It doesn't really look that bad if they cut some stuff down now. It's like 75k debt on 200k income.

We lose money on every unit, but we'll make it up in volume!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Zo posted:

Uh, you guys realize that most likely a chunk of the rent is going into the principle on the townhouse, which they'll own at the end, right? They're (hopefully) not just renting the townhouse and renting it right back out at a loss.

canyoneer posted:

"I'm losing a minimum of $205 a month renting this thing out.
If only there was some way I could not own it anymore.
Wouldn't it be nice if someone would pay me a sum of money AND I don't have to own it anymore?"

Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX
What are you even taking about :psyduck:

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

They should sell the townhouse!

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