NFL Week 4 N/V: Weird Blonde Drug Addict w/ No Gameplan Butchered on TV

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Which was more embarrassing? This poll is closed.
The Debate	32	14.81%
MNF	8	3.70%
Donald's Hair	12	5.56%
Six Pickspatrick	48	22.22%
The Texans	50	23.15%
Whatever's about to happen to the Bills.	37	17.13%
Print the Shirts	29	13.43%
Total:	216 votes

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weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

kiimo posted:

I also named my penis The Deflator what a coincidence.

Sorry for your needle dick

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:06

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# ? May 24, 2024 20:29

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Who is the blind man who keeps putting John Clayton on TV?

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:06

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

GaussianCopula posted:

I'd rather have some idiot from sports radio (or Bill Simms) take care of the jokes while our head coach is busy preparing the team to go 4-0. But that's just me.

But you guys really need to watch the Rex&Rob "not Hard Knocks" show. The fact that they spent their evenings watching TV and bagging baseball cards is just insane - not as insane as him shouting "MASSIVE SUCCESS" like a TV show character but insane nonetheless.

You're such a human being Jesus Christ

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:19

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

GaussianCopula posted:

I'd rather have some idiot from sports radio (or Bill Simms) take care of the jokes while our head coach is busy preparing the team to go 4-0. But that's just me.

But you guys really need to watch the Rex&Rob "not Hard Knocks" show. The fact that they spent their evenings watching TV and bagging baseball cards is just insane - not as insane as him shouting "MASSIVE SUCCESS" like a TV show character but insane nonetheless.

dude

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:19

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Freaquency posted:

Flacco is working hard to catch up to Rivers.

He's got a ways to go since Rivers is working on #9

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:20

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFfmR7q77Mg

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:21

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Ugh. Marcus Peters sat out practice with the flu. Sunday night's outcome hinges greatly on whether that is the flu as in stomach flu as in bacterial thing that is actually not the flu but people still keep calling the flu or the much more accurate influenza in which case he�ll be absolutely not ready by game time.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:21

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

GaussianCopula posted:

I'd rather have some idiot from sports radio (or Bill Simms) take care of the jokes while our head coach is busy preparing the team to go 4-0. But that's just me.

But you guys really need to watch the Rex&Rob "not Hard Knocks" show. The fact that they spent their evenings watching TV and bagging baseball cards is just insane - not as insane as him shouting "MASSIVE SUCCESS" like a TV show character but insane nonetheless.

I keep giggling about this post

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:23

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

a neat cape posted:

He's got a ways to go since Rivers is working on #9

last I'd heard was that he only had 7

Where does he find the time?

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:24

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Freaquency posted:

last I'd heard was that he only had 7

Where does he find the time?

January and February mostly.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:28

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

GaussianCopula posted:

I'd rather have some idiot from sports radio (or Bill Simms) take care of the jokes while our head coach is busy preparing the team to go 4-0. But that's just me.

But you guys really need to watch the Rex&Rob "not Hard Knocks" show. The fact that they spent their evenings watching TV and bagging baseball cards is just insane - not as insane as him shouting "MASSIVE SUCCESS" like a TV show character but insane nonetheless.

Beyond parody.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:30

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Amy Pole Her posted:

You're such a human being Jesus Christ

huh

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:31

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

mister fister name changed to GaussianCoppola?

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:32

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Intruder posted:

huh

maybe he was hacked!!

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:36

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

whypick1 posted:

January and February mostly.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:37

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

http://collabs.teespring.com/NFL/

shyduck fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Sep 28, 2016

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:38

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Amy Pole Her posted:

You're such a human being Jesus Christ

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:38

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Said like the South Park way not the mean way

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:39

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Leave Dolfan alone he just uses insults from the last time the Dolphins were good

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:41

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Dee Milliner cut while on IR, RIP

Someone really needs to update the Jets draft video.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:42

Badfinger: Dec 16, 2004; Timeouts?!

We'll take care of that.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Said like the South Park way not the mean way

Those are the same?

:thejoke:

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:41

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

That Which Squeaks posted:

Dee Milliner cut while on IR, RIP

Someone really needs to update the Jets draft video.

Wasn't Dee Milliner expected to be good and Jets fans were happy about it?

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:43

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

Not mcmagic!

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:43

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Febreeze posted:

Wasn't Dee Milliner expected to be good and Jets fans were happy about it?

When he was drafted yes? After that not so much.

e: at least around here I mean

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:44

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Badfinger posted:

Those are the same?

?

Man I sincerely thought it was overly obvious. Dammit.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:45

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

shyduck posted:

http://collabs.teespring.com/NFL/

49ers image seems more appropriate for the NY Giants

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:47

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Febreeze posted:

Leave Dolfan alone he just uses insults from the last time the Dolphins were good

I didn't call him a narc.

Is that what they said in the 70s

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:46

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

shyduck posted:

http://collabs.teespring.com/NFL/

How did the Broncos end up with loving One Republic

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:48

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

The Lions have probably the best one since it's just a cool Lions shirt with Eminem's name in small font on the sleeve

edit: The E in Detroit is backwards so nevermind

shyduck fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Sep 28, 2016

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:49

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

That Which Squeaks posted:

Dee Milliner cut while on IR, RIP

Someone really needs to update the Jets draft video.

Sweet, here comes another highly drafted bust of a corner that the Steelers can snag for nothing, but leave on the bench

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:52

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

i love my dopey quarterback

https://twitter.com/PLeonardNYDN/status/781224162782216192

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:52

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Febreeze posted:

Leave Dolfan alone he just uses insults from the last time the Dolphins were good

According to a lovely site with supposed slang from before I was born, the dolphins haven't been good in a dick year.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:52

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Freaquency posted:

Flacco is working hard to catch up to Rivers.

So do they all live in his mom's basement?

Edit: And who the gently caress is Fort Frances?

pubic works project fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Sep 28, 2016

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:53

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Spoeank posted:

49ers image seems more appropriate for the NY Giants

Nahhh. I get the lol JPP you're going for, but it's got Jerry Garcia/Ronnie Lott synchronicity going for it, here. Especially since neither of them accurately represent the area any more.

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Sep 28, 2016

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:58

Stupid Dick: May 25, 2004

shyduck posted:

http://collabs.teespring.com/NFL/

This is the most blatant NFL licensing money grab ever :laffo:

# ? Sep 28, 2016 23:00

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I like the Browns / Bone Thugs shirt

# ? Sep 28, 2016 23:01

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

https://twitter.com/linkinpark/status/781185581942345728

Amy Pole Her posted:

You're such a human being Jesus Christ

Lol

# ? Sep 28, 2016 23:01

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Was hoping for tech n9ne but Melissa Ethridge is not a bad choice

# ? Sep 28, 2016 23:01

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

shyduck posted:

http://collabs.teespring.com/NFL/

Bone Thugs and Harmony are better than the entire browns roster.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 23:03

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# ? May 24, 2024 20:29

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

shyduck posted:

http://collabs.teespring.com/NFL/

The Bone Thugs shirt is great

# ? Sep 28, 2016 23:03

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