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Bhodi: Dec 9, 2007; Oh, it's just a cat.; Pillbug

GameCube posted:

gluten free and paleo are practically the same thing and paleo will make you buff as hell. my parents did paleo and now its really creepy how buff they are

Smythe posted:

Thinking about the buff mom and dad and our friend werthog (slouching, miserable, world-weary and his nongender bae sitting at the dinner table and I'm laughing. Werthog is the best poster in YOSPOS

Smythe posted:

Werthog so house poor he sits on a nearly completely disintegrated side-of-the-road couch in an otherwise empty room a block away from Tori. He stares dejectedly at the floor as his wife angrily fills an adult coloring book and his buff dad, shirtless and glistening with a fine sheen of saccharine sweat installs an in-window a/c unit.

Smythe posted:

Werthog wife screaming incoherently for no reason and weeping while he blankly stares into space as mom and dad do epic curls and overhead presses in the beautiful sun drenched foyer.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 04:32

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Guy Mann: Mar 28, 2016; by Lowtax

Tetracube posted:

it's already exactly the same

At least we have memories of the good old days...

http://www.trilulilu.ro/video-cum-sa/excuthmeladypt2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdd74kLxgGo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlEc7SztdQg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAcZH8QnG84

# ? Sep 28, 2016 04:58

DeusExMachinima: Sep 2, 2012; This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Meanwhile in QCS http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3791588

TenementFunster posted:

My many friends here on the Something Awful forums have informed me that long time absentee moderator Lincoln`s Wax has finally recognized that he is unable to control the illegality and barely-concealed racism that infects Something Awful subforum "The Firing Range" (TFR). TFR has been an example of how not to run a forum dealing with a deadly serious topic such as privately-owned firearms, not to mention the attendant toxic culture of paranoia and white supremacy that surrounds firearm "culture."

Indeed, TFR has allowed unsafe, irresponsible gun ownership to go unchallenged for over a decade. It would be futile to expect firearm owners to police themselves, as nearly all are riven by the aforementioned racial hatred, fanatical rejection of all personal responsibility in the name of the greater good, and the general antisocial mindset that is seen elsewhere on the Something Awful Forums. TFR serves as a sad reminder that an armed society is neither a polite nor a competent one.

These failures of moderation have manifested not only in the normalization of dangerous behavior bordering on sociopathy, but a literal trail of dead. TFR has gleefully and without basic inquiry given advice to spree killers such as William Freund and numerous members of the community who have used their guns to take their own lives. Worse still, Lincoln`s Wax frequently went out of his way to silence any voices of reason that stand up to this poisonous mix of antisocial behavior and fetishism for dangerous weapons. U.S. society finally appearing to open its eyes to the fundamentally danger nature of guns in the hands of reclusive and maladjusted private hands. Thus, continued negligence in the moderation of TFR will eventually expose The Something Awful Forums to civil or even criminal suit. The patients can no longer run the asylum.

With this in mind, I hope the current Something Awful Forums moderation team takes this opportunity to clean up after Lincoln`s Wax's sad tenure. On balance, Lincoln`s Wax behavior makes him the most infamous moderator in the history of The Something Awful Forums. After all, at least Aatrek didn't kill any kids.

Black Baby Goku posted:

gently caress you

# ? Sep 28, 2016 05:04

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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quote:

After all, at least Aatrek didn't kill any kids

Holy moley

# ? Sep 28, 2016 05:45

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

That moment when you want to say a lovely thing but afraid it would be poo poo on so you puke up a bunch of words in an attempt to justify it and create false context

# ? Sep 28, 2016 11:10

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Tetracube posted:

it's already exactly the same

Did you expect an instant transformation the first day it came back?

If you want GBS to be better, go post in GBS, Dr. Self-Fulfilling-Prophecy.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 12:32

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

Did you expect an instant transformation the first day it came back?

If you want GBS to be better, go post in GBS, Dr. Self-Fulfilling-Prophecy.

There's only one way to make GBS better.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 12:40

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

We can only take it out back behind the shed so many times before we run out of shotgun shells though

# ? Sep 28, 2016 12:44

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

The Lone Badger posted:

There's only one way to make GBS better.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 13:00

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

FactsAreUseless posted:

Did you expect an instant transformation the first day it came back?

If you want GBS to be better, go post in GBS, Dr. Self-Fulfilling-Prophecy.

He's not interested in things like facts, he just wants to proclaim how great and correct he is because he Doesn't Like GBS.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 15:19

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

GBS is actually pretty good. There are fun and creative threads, and just funny nonsense. I wouldn't say anything has changed, but it's just my perception. And this was my hot take.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 15:25

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

He's not interested in things like facts

Why should he be? They are, I'm told, useless.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 15:26

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

Paladinus posted:

GBS is actually pretty good. There are fun and creative threads, and just funny nonsense. I wouldn't say anything has changed, but it's just my perception. And this was my hot take.

it's better than PYF but it has a problem in that it's where terminally unfunny ppl go to audition to be funny

# ? Sep 28, 2016 16:29

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

it's better than PYF but it has a problem in that it's where terminally unfunny ppl go to audition to be funny

Isn't that the case with everyone on S.A.?

# ? Sep 28, 2016 16:35

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

Samovar posted:

Isn't that the case with everyone on S.A.?

It is not. Please don't be disrespectful to SA.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 16:40

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Anyone know where the quote is that was a gif from Batman vs Superman about the look on Bruce's face being a man who's just seen a god? The expression on his face cracks me up and I can't find it.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 19:26

Eschers Basement: Sep 13, 2007; by exmarx

Samovar posted:

Isn't that the case with everyone on S.A.?

Nah, in D&D they're terminally earnest.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 21:25

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

it's better than PYF but it has a problem in that it's where terminally unfunny ppl go to audition to be funny

Everyone has to start somewhere.

# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:42

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

FactsAreUseless posted:

Did you expect an instant transformation the first day it came back?

If you want GBS to be better, go post in GBS, Dr. Self-Fulfilling-Prophecy.

Oh well played mister admin however i am on to you

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# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:53

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Of course GBS hasn't changed, the forums closed but the posters that posted there remained, so why would it change.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 01:39

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GBS

GBS never changes.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 02:32

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Hopefully a clearer ruleset and more consistent moderation will allow GBS to flourish as a comedy forum rather than an unfunny circlejerk for badposters and bigotry.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 02:41

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I just don't feel it's worth it to commit a vast and unpleasant amount of time and effort in the cesspool of GBS in order to personally improve it by a negligible amount :shrug:

# ? Sep 29, 2016 02:47

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

Some causes are worth fighting for.

Send in the clowns captain.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 02:49

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Tetracube posted:

I just don't feel it's worth it to commit a vast and unpleasant amount of time and effort in the cesspool of GBS in order to personally improve it by a negligible amount

that's not the attitude of a Posting Hero, friend

# ? Sep 29, 2016 02:49

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Snooze Cruise posted:

Some causes are worth fighting for.

Send in the clowns captain.

No thanks, there are enough people posting Crusty.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 02:56

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

I vow to never be funny.

You can quote me on this.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 04:46

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

The trick is to never have been funny in the first place. SA is smooth sailing if you've got that down.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 04:47

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

it's better than PYF but it has a problem in that it's where terminally unfunny ppl go to audition to be funny

This hurts me.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 06:33

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Tetracube posted:

I just don't feel it's worth it to commit a vast and unpleasant amount of time and effort in the cesspool of GBS in order to personally improve it by a negligible amount

Is this a metaphor for voting?

# ? Sep 29, 2016 06:46

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

I reckon neo GBS is a honeypot and anyone who posts there will be banned. It's what I'd do.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 07:07

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Tetracube posted:

I just don't feel it's worth it to commit a vast and unpleasant amount of time and effort in the cesspool of GBS in order to personally improve it by a negligible amount

"A vast and unpleasant amount of time and effort in the cesspool of GBS in order to personally improve it by a negligible amount" is what I'm doing. All I'm asking from you, and every other non-GBS poster on the forums, is that you go make some posts there, or post a thread or something. GBS shouldn't be a byword for bad posting, but refusing to post there to improve it because "GBS is bad" is just circular logic.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 09:40

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Dabir posted:

I reckon neo GBS is a honeypot and anyone who posts there will be banned. It's what I'd do.

Yeah, but here's the thing: that would be a really loving stupid thing to do, so it isn't.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 09:41

Crocoswine: Aug 20, 2010

if you had waited to roll out GBS 3.0 on Saturday I'd actually have time to sit down and make some photoshops >: (

# ? Sep 29, 2016 09:45

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Didn't this used to be a thread for quotes, anyway

# ? Sep 29, 2016 10:01

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Crocoswine posted:

if you had waited to roll out GBS 3.0 on Saturday I'd actually have time to sit down and make some photoshops >: (

Then do it this weekend. We deliberately launched during a work day so things would be more manageable in the initial rush.

There's no requirement that every new poster and all the new content show up in the first two days.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 10:13

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Bert Roberge posted:

I vow to never be funny.

You can quote me on this.

I vow to goof off and eat candy.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 11:27

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I like you FactsAreUseless. You are a good admin.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 11:37

Saint Drogo: Dec 26, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

"A vast and unpleasant amount of time and effort in the cesspool of GBS in order to personally improve it by a negligible amount" is what I'm doing. All I'm asking from you, and every other non-GBS poster on the forums, is that you go make some posts there, or post a thread or something. GBS shouldn't be a byword for bad posting, but refusing to post there to improve it because "GBS is bad" is just circular logic.

'if you don't like poo poo forum you should go post in poo poo forum you don't like' is a pretty hard sell dude, especially when you frame it like some kind of goon civic duty.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 11:58

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:13

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Saint Drogo posted:

'if you don't like poo poo forum you should go post in poo poo forum you don't like' is a pretty hard sell dude, especially when you frame it like some kind of goon civic duty.

Sure, but that was the point of the reboot. What I'm saying is that we're making GBS better. I want people to come help do that. Just new rules and more mod attention isn't enough to do that. Come post in GBS because it's the place on the forums everyone should come together to make jokes and post photoshops and opinions about TV shows and pictures of the county fair.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 12:05

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