NFL Week 4 N/V: Weird Blonde Drug Addict w/ No Gameplan Butchered on TV

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Which was more embarrassing? This poll is closed.
The Debate	32	14.81%
MNF	8	3.70%
Donald's Hair	12	5.56%
Six Pickspatrick	48	22.22%
The Texans	50	23.15%
Whatever's about to happen to the Bills.	37	17.13%
Print the Shirts	29	13.43%
Total:	216 votes

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CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Or Bon Jovi...

# ? Sep 29, 2016 14:30

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# ? May 20, 2024 14:18

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Hot Diggity! posted:

Pats shirt should have been Converge

No Heroes?

I could see it.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 14:43

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

CyberPingu posted:

Or Bon Jovi...

Bon Jovi rules

# ? Sep 29, 2016 14:52

Forever_Peace: May 7, 2007; Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah

a) the Trampled By Turtles shirt is loving awesome
b) god damnit can we just move past the Dropkick Murphies already gaaaawd. Like just slap a Charles Ives print on there or something, gently caress.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 14:53

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Forever_Peace posted:

a) the Trampled By Turtles shirt is loving awesome
b) god damnit can we just move past the Dropkick Murphies already gaaaawd. Like just slap a Charles Ives print on there or something, gently caress.

"trampled by turtles" is not a good phrase for a football team. A good band, but a bad phrase

# ? Sep 29, 2016 14:58

Forever_Peace: May 7, 2007; Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah

blue squares posted:

"trampled by turtles" is not a good phrase for a football team. A good band, but a bad phrase

Well the Vikings DID give up five 100-yard games to a 270 pound green guy over the past 3 years soooo

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:07

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

New England beat reporters and Rex Ryan: an exchange of professionals.

quote:

Q: Rex, another thing you say a lot is that you refer to yourself as an above-average coach, but you look at Bill Belichick's winning percentage against everybody else and against you, and it's higher against you. Can those two things make sense to you that you're an above-average coach but the record doesn't really say that?

A: Yeah, well, I don't know. I guess that's the way it is. You guys would know better than me.

Q: Rex, your thoughts on Tyrod Taylor? I think earlier in the week, Matt Patricia was explaining how complex your run game is, and I'm wondering if you're impressed with the way Tyrod Taylor has handled that and how effective it's been.

A: Above-average quarterback. Go ahead, you guys can � just fill in the blanks, whatever you want to say. Above-average quarterback.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:16

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Of all the cool rear end rappers they could have picked they went with loving LeCrae for the Falcons?

Hell yeah nothing says Falcons 4 Lyle quite like a Christian rapper

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:20

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

OutKast was sitting right there

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:28

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Yeah I don't know how you pass up Outkast for Atlanta. That poo poo is embarrassing.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:31

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Of all the cool rear end rappers they could have picked they went with loving LeCrae for the Falcons?

Hell yeah nothing says Falcons 4 Lyle quite like a Christian rapper

*looks at Matt Ryan*

Yeah, I guess it works.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:35

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Boston could have done the Pixies but of course they'd look past one of the most influential bands of the last 40 years to embrace faux Irish pride

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:35

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Maybe Outkast didnt want to be associated with a franchise that has been slowly fading away like Marty McFly since Vick left

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:36

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

https://twitter.com/bburkeESPN/status/781500265769951232

Chances to make the playoffs along with the impact of this week's game.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:36

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Field Mousepad posted:

Yeah I don't know how you pass up Outkast for Atlanta. That poo poo is embarrassing.

Same for Ludacris. Shameful.

I liked NO's pick but it woulda been funny to have MasterP, Juvenile or Mystikal or even just No Limit Records or something on it also.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:38

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

I don't see Pixies and some of the other suggestions working out a deal with the NFL

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:40

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Athanatos posted:

Maybe Outkast didnt want to be associated with a franchise that has been slowly fading away like Marty McFly since Vick left

This isn't at all accurate. The 5 years after Vick left were the most successful stretch in franchise history.

Props on the Back to the Future reference, though. :respek:

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:45

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

Does anyone know where I can find weekly offense team stats?

Like this

but weekly.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:48

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

CyberPingu posted:

Or Bon Jovi...

Bon Jovi should have been the Bills just to piss the entire fanbase off again.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:49

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Cavauro posted:

I don't see Pixies and some of the other suggestions working out a deal with the NFL

You think Rage Against the Machine wouldn't want to be associated with the Rams? :ohdear:

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:54

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

CyberPingu posted:

Or Bon Jovi...

Bon Jovi is more of a Jersey guy.

I mean, he had that whole album and everything.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:56

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

NC-17 posted:

Bon Jovi is more of a Jersey guy.

I mean, he had that whole album and everything.

Dont the Pats use one of his songs as a TD anthem, and he constantly appears at Pats games?

# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:58

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Matt Ryan's current stat line is loving nuts.

119 passer rating on the season.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:00

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

Matt Ryan's current stat line is loving nuts.

119 passer rating on the season.

We are flying too close to the sun, Chili.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:00

GaussianCopula: Jun 5, 2011; Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

CyberPingu posted:

Dont the Pats use one of his songs as a TD anthem, and he constantly appears at Pats games?

Correct, "This is our house" is the Patriots TD anthem.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:02

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

weird Asian candy posted:

We are flying too close to the sun, Chili.

Which of you two was all upset that someone called Matt Ryan good in the QB thread?

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:02

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Grittybeard posted:

Which of you two was all upset that someone called Matt Ryan good in the QB thread?

Not I...but now I need to go find it lol

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:03

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

ice cold horchata posted:

https://twitter.com/bburkeESPN/status/781500265769951232

Chances to make the playoffs along with the impact of this week's game.

I looked at this list about 3 times trying to find the eagles. Then I realized I am a moron.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:07

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chilichimp posted:

Matt Ryan's current stat line is loving nuts.

119 passer rating on the season.

Your upcoming schedule is... unfriendly.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:08

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chichevache posted:

Your upcoming schedule is... unfriendly.

NFC Player of the Month don't currrr :colbert:

(Don't) Wake me up when September ends

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:11

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

ice cold horchata posted:

Chances to make the playoffs along with the impact of this week's game.

I wouldn't have guessed the Vikings would be sitting so pretty here. I can understand why, they already have one win over Green Bay and the rest of the division is...shall we politely say questionable. Still possibly being in the 90% range after Sunday makes my brain balk at something.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:13

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Grittybeard posted:

I wouldn't have guessed the Vikings would be sitting so pretty here. I can understand why, they already have one win over Green Bay and the rest of the division is...shall we politely say questionable. Still possibly being in the 90% range after Sunday makes my brain balk at something.

the bears being that low is hilarious

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:16

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Grittybeard posted:

I wouldn't have guessed the Vikings would be sitting so pretty here. I can understand why, they already have one win over Green Bay and the rest of the division is...shall we politely say questionable. Still possibly being in the 90% range after Sunday makes my brain balk at something.

Well, like all statistics it becomes complete garbage that no one cares about if their chances were 90% this week and down to 20% by week 15. It's still hard to get excited about these things.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:16

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

mastershakeman posted:

the bears being that low is hilarious

Browns at .4% not even 1/4 through the season :stare:

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:17

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Matt Ryan is good in the same way plain white bread is good.

mastershakeman posted:

the bears being that low is hilarious

I'd be shocked if the Bears somehow got 3 wins this season. Hell, they'll lose to the Jags

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:17

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

I just realized that this is the week TNF isn't on CBS or Twitter Thanks a loving Lot NFL

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:18

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I just realized that this is the week TNF isn't on CBS or Twitter Thanks a loving Lot NFL

Doesn't it still have to be on CBS in local markets though?

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:19

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I just realized that this is the week TNF isn't on CBS or Twitter Thanks a loving Lot NFL

huh. Well, I guess I'll just watch it online then. I hate the stupid NFL network only games. No one wants your lovely network.

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:20

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Athanatos posted:

Matt Ryan is good in the same way plain white bread is good.

Yes, congrats on coming up with that joke from 2012 all on your own

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:21

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# ? May 20, 2024 14:18

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I just realized that this is the week TNF isn't on CBS or Twitter Thanks a loving Lot NFL

Only on NFL Network! Remember NFL network? We are still here guys! Thursday Night games! HUGE GAMES! Guys? We got real football tonight...you probably get our channel...buried somewhere in your cable package. Guys?

weird Asian candy posted:

Yes, congrats on coming up with that joke from 2012 all on your own

It wasnt a joke

# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:21

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