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SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Clunk Tap It posted:

I never knew the song Teddy Bears' Picnic was actually about far-right political activism!

If only we were as batshit as freep, the conspiracy theories would flow with the teddy bear things

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Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~
If only more of Freep could follow his example, the world would be a better place.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
May dalereed find a good perch on top of Khorne's Throne of Skulls! :black101:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Neo_Crimson posted:

May dalereed find a good perch on top of Khorne's Throne of Skulls! :black101:

Khorne considers wanton slaughter of the weak and defenseless to be beneath him and would consider Dalereed's demands to Nuke Mecca a complete waste of time and good nukes. He's partying over in Nurgle's garden because he spent his whole life spreading toxicity wherever he went and things that would kill countless lesser men only made him stronger

bad news bareback
Jan 16, 2009

I'm glad he's dead.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



Freepers: Dale has laid down in the streets

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

"Yes he deserved to die, and I hope he burns in Hell!"

Sincerely,

:canada:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


And now, a moment of silence.

...

MOMENT OVER, RIP IN PISS YOU RAGE GOLEM.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
God speed you hateful, hateful rear end in a top hat. May you tell whatever awaits us beyond to lie down in the street and die.

:freep: :911: :freep:

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
Dalereed was an atavism in the truest sense of the word. A throwback to an older era, screaming in to the abyss of progress. I like to think that it was his sheer hatred for modern society that kept him alive all these years despite the smokes and beer. He served as an unfiltered reminder of what freep was, is, and ever shall be.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
What was Dale Reeds last Freep post?

CARL MARK FORCE IV
Sep 2, 2007

I took a walk. And threw up in an English garden.
RIP Dale; you were the most intellectually honest, most unintentionally hilarious freeper to have ever freeped.
Honestly kind of sad about this one.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

bad news bareback posted:

I'm glad he's dead.

:same:

gently caress him, and gently caress all Freepers. May their deaths be swift and painful.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001
He was a horrible, hate-driven bastard and yet still far more compelling and authentic than the cowardly RaHoWa daydreamers who constitute the rest of that site's population.

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

I've been avoiding this thread lately but I saw this in USPol. Dalereed may have been a hate elemental but he was a succinct, honest hate elemental and that's kind of refreshing compared to what passes for rational dialogue at Freep these days.

Let the record now show that I have eulogized a Freeper.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Yeah he was hateful but he never tried to cover his hate in euphemisms. He just hated all things invented after he turned 15 for inscrutable reasons.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

The Rokstar posted:

I've been avoiding this thread lately but I saw this in USPol. Dalereed may have been a hate elemental but he was a succinct, honest hate elemental and that's kind of refreshing compared to what passes for rational dialogue at Freep these days.

Let the record now show that I have eulogized a Freeper.

Let the record show: Eulogy accepted, The Rokstar.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Captain_Maclaine posted:

He was a horrible, hate-driven bastard and yet still far more compelling and authentic than the cowardly RaHoWa daydreamers who constitute the rest of that site's population.

Yeah, if one positive thing could be said about him, when he said something, he meant it and stood by it. Not like these hypocritical double standard fucks he left behind

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
I don't get what's the big deal. I mean I sort of get it from context clues of the last page or so, but i still mostly don't get it.

Note I stop reading the Freep thread 6+ years ago because "spear chucker" was way too beyond the pale for me back then.

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

McGlockenshire posted:

I forget exactly when this one was, but it was around the time he laid down something stupid like the temperament comment. That's the "do you believe this poo poo" stare.

quote:

quote:

To: Jack Black




This reminded me of something, and I worked out what it was.



For context

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emvySA1-3t8

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
My favorite Dale Reed moment will always be when he claimed to have told Jim Henson that Muppets were dumb.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



He's yelling at that hippy Jesus now. :rip:

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Add another one to the Clinton Body Count.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Twelve by Pies posted:

My favorite Dale Reed moment will always be when he claimed to have told Jim Henson that Muppets were dumb.

Lmfao. Is anyone capable of making like a greatest Gateful Hits of his?

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Twelve by Pies posted:

My favorite Dale Reed moment will always be when he claimed to have told Jim Henson that Muppets were dumb.

My favorite was the time a friend of Dale's pissed in his beer can and he didn't notice until he drank all of it.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT

Twelve by Pies posted:

My favorite Dale Reed moment will always be when he claimed to have told Jim Henson that Muppets were dumb.

I picture him going up to the muppet of Kermit on the hand of Jim Henson and saying "You're dumb!" Then someone says, "Dale, that's just a muppet." Dale then looks at Jim Henson and says "They're dumb!!!!"

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Aesop Poprock posted:

Lmfao. Is anyone capable of making like a greatest Gateful Hits of his?

At the very least, the Muppet post is on the first page of this thread.

quote:

I was installing a new entrance canopy on a hotel and this bearded hippie creep came up and asked where he could find the Muppet's and I had no idea what a Muppet was and just asked him”what's a Muppet,a hair lipped puppet”.
Found out later he was the inventor of Muppet's, I still don't know what a muppet is.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Ringo Star Get posted:

Honestly, would he had lived after this election? Better to die thinking Trump wins than to die in a world with a female democrat president for a Freeper.

It somehow seems fitting that it happened on the same day a 103 year old woman voted for Clinton.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Shugojin posted:

Freepers: Dale has laid down in the streets

Freepers: Laying Down in the Streets and Dying

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Dalereed is gone.

A salute to a fallen foe. Across the gulf of progress and time, you were a principled rear end in a top hat and a true shitposter. Your legacy, your tar and beer stained mark upon the internet, shall not be forgotten by friend or foe. For life is our personal story, and the pages of your necronomicon-esque book of bigotry, misogyny and hot rods shall remain long after the pamphlet-like racist manchildren turn to dust. A legend can never truly die.

:rip: in peace you hateful gently caress. I hope hell has Coors.

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
Joke's in him, hell only has vegan beer.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

C. Everett Koop posted:

Freepers: Laying Down in the Streets and Dying

Freepers: "Stand in the Streets... and Live"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Twelve by Pies posted:

At the very least, the Muppet post is on the first page of this thread.

Ahahaha wow every part of that is great but Jim Henson supposedly walking around asking random people if they know where the Muppets are is amazing

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Aesop Poprock posted:

Ahahaha wow every part of that is great but Jim Henson supposedly walking around asking random people if they know where the Muppets are is amazing

When that story first came up, someone here said they wanted to see a movie of Dale as a hateful right-wing version of Forrest Gump, obliviously wandering through famous people's lives and insulting them.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Oh, Reed - we hardly knew ye, ya dead bastard.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Legit gonna miss his pithy hate. I always had a soft spot for his line about not having a radio in his truck since the 50s. The essence of him.

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.
RIP dalereed. I'm sure your vile essence had been transferred to some other hateful shithead on FR that holds repugnant opinions on mostly everything.

Probably Laz.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

kik2dagroin posted:

RIP dalereed. I'm sure your vile essence had been transferred to some other hateful shithead on FR that holds repugnant opinions on mostly everything.

Probably Laz.

Speaking of Laz, how the hell does he have such a level-headed view of the debate? Usually he's a raving madman rear end in a top hat but he has like a multi paragraph breakdown that handed it to Hillary and didn't even insult her. It didn't look like any other post of his I've seen

icecastle
Jun 9, 2008

Aesop Poprock posted:

Speaking of Laz, how the hell does he have such a level-headed view of the debate? Usually he's a raving madman rear end in a top hat but he has like a multi paragraph breakdown that handed it to Hillary and didn't even insult her. It didn't look like any other post of his I've seen

maybe he started risperidone finally

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Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
Fox’s Megyn Kelly and Dana Perino Team Up to Tear Down Trump For Treatment of Former Miss Universe

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To: nhwingut

I wish someone would be waiting for those *iches when they exit the building and slap the chit out if them!!!! I think millions of Americans are at wits end!! This past Monday’s debate pushed all of us over the edge!! We’ve had enough!!! I’m so sick of the mediapukes and their high and mighty attitudes...SICK OF THEM.....! Grrrrrrrr

2 posted on 09/29/2016 4:49:03 PM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: nhwingut

Trump tried to help Machado that’s why she wasn’t fired. Clintons rape and abuse women.

3 posted on 09/29/2016 4:49:51 PM PDT by Williams (Deplorable Me)
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To: nhwingut

Me-again Kelly and Dana PeRINO are propagandists for the Cheap Labor Express.
They are paid to cost Trump votes.
It’s what they do.

5 posted on 09/29/2016 4:50:09 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam , Know Peace)
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To: nhwingut

Perino is a bush skunk, take that both ways

6 posted on 09/29/2016 4:50:25 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (I)
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To: nhwingut

Wonder why they’re not jumping Clinton and her defense of the impeached president??

8 posted on 09/29/2016 4:50:40 PM PDT by ealgeone
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I'm sorry about the divorce. (no I'm not)

quote:

To: nhwingut

Long ago, I learned the hard way.

Beauty is only skin deep.

And in some cases, the skin covers a real witch.

Don’t ask m,e how I know.

12 posted on 09/29/2016 4:52:57 PM PDT by old curmudgeon
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To: MHT

Two of my favorite shows USED to be the Kelly File and The Five. I no longer watch either. Hannity, Lou Dobbs and Judge Jeanine is all I watch now.

13 posted on 09/29/2016 4:54:04 PM PDT by jersey117
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Good old :biotruths:

quote:

To: nhwingut

Do women have any resemblance of a logical mind? Will they throw away a vote for freedom in exchange for a ride on the “man haters train?”

I know many intelligent (the ability to rationalize...not memorize) women who know the difference between freedom and slavery. Simply refusing to vote for the only candidate who will ensure our freedoms in the future because he called a “bimbo” fat is the reason you will vote for Hillary directly (or by not voting for Trump) and doom your children, their children and all future linage to a world of total control by the government! My God!

These two women are the poster girls for “hair brained idiots” but are the reflection of a majority of (modern day) women in our society.

18 posted on 09/29/2016 5:00:53 PM PDT by DH (Once the tainted finger of government touches anything the rot begins)
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To: nhwingut

These two hags are disgusting. I wish Fox would fold. At least the lefties don’t pretend to be objective.

19 posted on 09/29/2016 5:02:16 PM PDT by LS ("Castles Made of Sand, Fall in the Sea . . . Eventually" (Hendrix))
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But... but, Clinton...

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To: nhwingut

Yet they have NO problem with the way Hillary Clinton treated Bill Clintons victims..nothing about them..we already found out from those wikileaks emails that Megyn Kelly is a big time liberal, she is voting for Hillary Clinton..well, Dana Perino, she is just a b*tch

23 posted on 09/29/2016 5:05:40 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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Megyn and Dana are just awe-inspired about Alicia Machado’s ability to take it up the rear.

30 posted on 09/29/2016 5:12:11 PM PDT by akalinin (https://www.sterlingheightsreport.com)
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Haha they're just so petty about this, it's great.

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To: RoseofTexas

Purina and the bimbo are worthless!

31 posted on 09/29/2016 5:14:10 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (Stay ignorant, my friends! (if you watch mainstream media, you will!))
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To: nhwingut

I won’t watch Fox News again until these two *itches are gone.

34 posted on 09/29/2016 5:18:32 PM PDT by TTFlyer
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quote:

To: nhwingut

Megyn Slutlly, videoblogger for Fox Online Video Blogging.

41 posted on 09/29/2016 5:25:04 PM PDT by kiryandil (George H. W. Bush: "Read my lips. I'm a Republican.")
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To: nhwingut

I do not watch FNC anymore because of these two witches.

News Flash, FNC Witches:

Calling a woman a bimbo how many years ago is NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT HILLARY DID AS SOS. Both you Bitchy Witches are insulting my intelligence.

44 posted on 09/29/2016 5:27:30 PM PDT by Chgogal (A woman who votes for Hillary is voting with her vagina and not her brain.)
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To: CyberAnt

She’s [Machado] a sick person.

CTE from repetitively banging her head on her bed headboard...

47 posted on 09/29/2016 5:28:34 PM PDT by kiryandil (George H. W. Bush: "Read my lips. I'm a Republican.")
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To: RoseofTexas; HarleyLady27; flat; unkus; vette6387; MinuteGal; ZULU; Foolsgold; Doogle; rodguy911; ..

The Fox blonde bimbos, Megyn and Dana, are OFF at my house. Turn them off. Hopefully, a huge chunk of FNC’s viewing audience says bye bye!! I only watch Dobbs and Pirro!!!

51 posted on 09/29/2016 5:30:57 PM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: nhwingut

Wanna bet how long either bimbo would keep her job should she gain 30 or 40 pounds?

Come on, you know what would happen.

Those two are in front of the cameras for the same reasons as Miss Universe.

So, try it, Megan and Dana.

52 posted on 09/29/2016 5:32:13 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: The_Media_never_lie

Yep! I don’t watch fox at all anymore...I used to have them on all day just to keep me company...NOT ANYMORE!! I only tune into fox business with Dobbs at 5 o’clock my time and click it goes off! We the people made FOX #1 rated for years...and we can also break them!

75 posted on 09/29/2016 6:07:40 PM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: nhwingut

Megan (hooker appearance) Kelly and Dana Perigino (Italian cracker) together make Juan Williams look like a genius!

89 posted on 09/29/2016 7:20:09 PM PDT by leprechaun9
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Yup, now the iPhone 7 is exploding

Surely Freep can't-

quote:

To: Shanghai Dan

Well, that settles it. The UN needs to control the sale, use, and content of all cell phones in the US.

2 posted on 09/29/2016 2:44:24 PM PDT by CatOwner
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To: Shanghai Dan

iPhone by iSIS.

5 posted on 09/29/2016 2:52:26 PM PDT by PLMerite (Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.)
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To: Shanghai Dan

Exploding phones, 1st the Samsung note 7, now the iPhone7 Has ISIS developed a secret plan?

16 posted on 09/29/2016 3:15:07 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: ozzymandus

And....perhaps one of Hillary’s staffers encountered this in the shipping channels and went after the box with a hammer. :^)

But seriously, the box appears, to me anyhow, like it suffered some crushing type damage in the shipping process.

21 posted on 09/29/2016 3:48:26 PM PDT by House Atreides (Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison.)
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quote:

To: Shanghai Dan

I think this is a plot by the Chinese.
Burn down America bit by bit with iPhones and Note 7’s etc.

25 posted on 09/29/2016 5:01:42 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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Goddammit, Freep.

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